BE

I JUST WANT TO GET RICH ENOUGH TO BE DEBT FREE!!! 🗣️

2020-2030 might be the most eventful decade of our lives ! BUT SPY WILL BE FLAT

3 MORE YEARS OF THIS WHAT A TIMELINE TO BE ALIVE

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MY NEW STRATEGY IS TO BE A PERMA BOL

NEED IT TO BE MONDAY ASAP

U CAN BE SURE OIL GONNA PUMP AT LEAST TILL MONDAY

MAR 13 TSLA $680 CALL - IF THIS IS REAL, TSLA MUST BE GETTING A MASSIVE CONTRACT OR BEING AQUIRED.

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I HAD A BEAUTIFUL CALL WITH MR IRAN: EVERYTHING IS GOOD. THE STRAIGHT IS TO BE OPENED AS WE SPEAK. SLEEPY JOE COULD NEVER DO THIS. ALSO THEY AGREED TO RENAME THE STRAIGHT TO THE STRAIT OF 🥭. ALSO OIL PRICES ARE DOWN 1600%. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

SPY. It’s Friday. Even the cooked numbers are garbage. The war in Iran is going nowhere. OIL IS SPIKING. YOU DONT GET TO BE A FUCKING TEASE TODAY

Bondi next week on her way to Wendy's: "YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THE DIP"

MY TAX DEDUCTIONS WILL BE SET FOR THE NEXT DECADE

BERS WITH A FRIDAY RESERVATION AT DORSIA TONIGHT 830 BE THERE!!!

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RATE CUTS ABOUT TO BE DROPPING LIKE BOMBS!

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#**THEY’RE ABOUT TO OVERCLOCK THE MONEY PRINTER FOR THIS “OPERATION”. BUY CALLS TOMORROW THIS SHIT IS BULLISH AS FUCK. JOB REPORTS WILL BE FAKE AND GAY, $695 TOMORROW EASILY. $700 MONDAY.** Thank you for your attention to this matter

I know its fun to blow things up, like boats and stuff, but shouldn't we be focused on the centrifuges? Isn't nuclear disarmament the whole premise/ justification?? Also: BE 150c 04/02

#**JOB NUMBERS WILL BE COOKED, $690 EOD, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST REGARDS**

I must be naively optimistic here, but: If you have a large cash position in your account, and focus on selling short-dated CSPs with it on the stocks with huge premiums (examples: SNDK, BE, MSTR), even with 15%+ OTM contracts you can generate really good returns. And a 15%+ strike, held just 1 or 2 days at a time, should have enough buffer that you won't blow up, even if exercised on big pull backs. I'm guessing the catch here is that stocks like SNDK will eventually crash hard enough to wipe out more than a year's worth of successful CSP trading?

ITS VERY SIMPLE; LOL FIRST THERE WERE NO BITCOINS THEN SOMEONE TYPED SOMETHING ON A COMPUTER AND NOW THERES BITCOINS BUT THERES TOTALLY ONLY GOING TO BE 21 MILLION EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPER SCARCE EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE CREATED LITERALLY FROM NOTHING LOL AND THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM VALUABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARCE BECAUSE ONLY 21 MILLION CAN EVER BE MADE EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE THE RULES THAT I JUST MADE UP AND THEY REPRESENT SOME SUPER COMPLEX MATHS EQUATION THAT GOT SOLVED BY YOUR COMPUTER THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THIS MATHS EQUATION IS OR HOW IT HAS ANY VALUE BUT TRUST ME BRO ITS WORTH $100 THOUSAND EVEN THOUGH FIAT DOLLARS ARE FAKE AND NOT WORTH ANYTHING MY DIGITAL CODE-COINS ARE WORTH $100 THOUSAND OF THEM WHICH MAKES SENSE AND WE CALL IT "MINING" BECAUSE ITS JUST LIKE GOLD AND THATS WHY EVERY BITCOIN IS DEPICTED AS BEING GOLD (WHICH IS JUST A SHINY BOOMER ROCK LOL) ONLY CRYPTOS DONT ACTUALLY EXIST WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL TIED UP ON THESE EXCHANGES THAT COMPLETELY DOMINATE MY ACCESS TO MY CRYPTO AND I HAVE TO GIVE THEM MY ID AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TO CASH OUT EVEN THOUGH CRYPTOS ARE TOTALLY ANONYMOUS BUT THEY'RE NOT BITCONNECT SO ITS OK BUT DONT LOOK AT THAT LOOK OVER HERE ANON B-BAM ITS GOING UP!!! WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT OH I CANT REMEMBER NEVERMIND ANYWAY MUNNEEEEEEEE! KA-CHING KA-CHING. WE'RE ALL RICH

well ig I'll just enjoy this completely random behavior V CALLERS MUST BE PUNISHED

MY BRILLIANT OPERATION “EPIC LOSSES”IS WELL AHEAD OF SCHEDULE 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 MY PLAN OUTLINED FOR FOUR TO FIVE WEEKS TO COMPLETE MY OBJECTIVES AND BE FULLY LIBERATED FROM ALL MY MONIES, BUT I HAVE MET MY OBJECTIVES AT A MUCH QUICKER RATE  TYFYATTM

SUCKS TO BE A MIDDLE EASTERN OIL TANKER. LOL

MY BODY IS READY FOR NEXT VIX LEG DOWN, MY ANUS IS NOT READY FOR THE VIX REVERSAL. BE WARNED IMA GO BAT SHIT CRAZY

DURING MARKET HOURS PLEASE DONT MESSAGE OR TAG ME I CANT BE DISTRACTED ITS IMPORTANT

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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My DD is that last Friday was pretty bloody for high beta stocks (ASTS, BE, APLD) so tomorrow is going to be super green instead. Thats it.

Like maybe APLD or BE or some high volatility stock goes down 10% and then rips back to -5%

IM GONNA WATCH A MOVIE. PLEASE NO TAGGING ME OR REPLIES. I WONT ANSWER AND IT CAN BE DISTRACTING WHILE IM TRYING TO FOLLOW A MOVIE SO DONT FUCKING DO IT. WHEN IM DONE WATCHING MY MOVIE ILL LET YOU KNOW THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

BRUH. IF THE MARKET TANKS AFTER I LOST 20K IN PUTS ILL BE SICK

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Rate my portfolio: $LUV $GHEY $BE $RR

THERE WILL NEVER BE A RED DAY AGAIN LMFAO

Today. White House meeting with tech CEOs (OpenAI, Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Meta, xAI, Oracle) for "Ratepayer Protection Pledge" for datacenter energy. Bull or bear on OKLO, SMR, NNE, VST, COHR, CEG, TLN, LITE, or BE? Reasoning?

BE FEARFUL WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT

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# WHY DON'T WE ANNEX CANADA THIS WEEKEND? ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. **JUST GET IT DONE AND BE OVER WITH IT**

BREAKING: DONNY SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER CLAIMING SELLING STOCKS IS AN INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIME AND ALL BERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED.

SURELY NO OIL FACILITIES, OIL FIELDS, REFINERIES, TANKERS OR PIPELINES WILL BE DAMAGED IN THE LATEST ROUNDS OF BOMBARDMENTS. OIL $150

GUYS I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE MORE CLEAR THAT YOU CANT GIVE CASHFLOW UPDATES OR ANNOUNCEMENTS ONLY IM AUTHORIZED TO DO THAT

Oh fuck you're gonna make me BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL

JUST NOW: MONGO CONSIDERING SPAIN EMBARGO. SHITTED ON UK. "IF OIL PRICES GO HIGHER FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO BE IT." OIL $150

BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL. -barren Wuffet

OUR FATHER BURRY, WHO RESIDEST IN VALUE TRAPS, REVERED BE THY TWEETS OF WOE. THY BEAR RAID COME, THY SHORTS BE COVERED, IN VOLATILITY AS IT IS IN RECESSION. BESTOW UPON US TODAY OUR DAILY RED ARROWS, AND ABSOLVE US OF OUR FOMO PURCHASES, AS WE ABSOLVE THE PUMPERS WHO DECEIVE US. TEMPT US NOT WITH GREEN DAYS, BUT RESCUE US FROM THE BUBBLE. FOR THINE IS THE INSIGHT, THE IRONY, AND THE I-TOLD-YOU-SO, ETERNALLY. AMEN.

Guys, that cuck suckered MUST BE IMPEACHED. He is making US citizens LOSE