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LOTS OF LONG WINDED POST BY BEARS. I WILL BE FULL PORTING TQQQ AT 10AM AFTER THE BILL IS PASSED

WHAT WILL SPY BE TOMORROW?? I NEED A GENIE 🧞‍♀️ 🧞‍♀️

#NEWS FLASH: YOUR PUTS WILL BE WORTHLESS AT OPEN.

WONT EVEN HAVE TO LOOK AT FUTES TO KNOW TOMORROW WILL BE CATASTROPHIC TO ANYONE HOLDING PUTS

I, FOR ONE, WOULD NOT BE SHOCKED AT SPY 690 TOMORROW

WHEN WILL MICHAEL SAYLOR BE GOING TO PRISON AND WHY ISNT THERE A BET AVAILABLE ON POLYMARKET

BER THOUGHT MOST OBVIOUS GREEN DAY OF ALL TIME WOUKD BE RED

You guys I accidentally just took WOMEN'S multivitamins!! I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BE COMING DOWN WITH A PERIOD RIGHT NOW!! What is the antidote?? What if I take the whole bottle of men's multivitamins?? I think my beard is falling out!!

Meta 2020: "I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO SPEND 100 TRILLION DOLLARS AND HIRE THE MILITARY TO PHYSICALLY COERCE YOU INTO THE DEVICES, ALL OF YOU WILL BE PERSONALLY FORCED TO LIVE IN OUR METAVERSE MATRIX-WORLD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!! NOW OBEY!" Meta as of 15 seconds ago, for some unknown reason : "Whats wrong with everyone? Let's just all get in a big circle and hug!"

Did that with ATST space mobile. Got a 2000% gain off of it, forgot even buying it. Shit makes you feel smart, DO NOT BE FOOLED

THE SHORT SQUEEZE MONDAY ON SPY AND SLV WILL BE COMICAL

BEARS BE LIKE MARKET UP TOO MUCH I WILL PERFECTLY TIME THE MARKET IN THE MOST RIGGED MARKET WE HAVE EVER SEEN

Lemme put yall on $BE weeklies are a ~ +250% play almost daily

If you thought the mall was crazy on Black Friday Wait for the day when they start selling sex robots. #THAT SHIT IS GOING TO BE PACKED FUCK MANNNNNN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THE FUNNIEST MIDDLE FINGER TO BEARS WILL BE THEM SHORTING GLD AND SLV AS BUYERS AND LONG TERM HOLDERS ANTICIPATE RATE CUTS. INDIA, CHINA, FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS BUYING IN DROVES AS SLV DRIVES TO $65/OZ

HOLY SHITE imagine is a immegrant attacked the CME data center cooling LMAOOOOOO BRO WOULD BE ALL OVER IT NOW WITH A SWAT TEAM

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IF FUTES MATTERED GOOGL WOULD BE RIPPIN RIGHT NOW 🤌

Energy stocks getting lift BE even PLUG pushing up almost 3% broke $2 resistance

IF YOU THINK TOMORROW IS GONNA BE RED AT LEAST WAIT TILL 6 TO BE WRONG

USING THE ZOHRAN MADMANI MODEL WE SHOULD DOWNVOTE ALL THE 1% COMMENTORS AND ALL BE GIVEN 99% TOP COMMENTOR BADGES. THANK YOU

GOD DO YALL NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS YES FUTES WILL BE UP AT 6 now shit post like regular fucking people

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My portfolio up 30k in shares on an etf in seven days MY 9TH GRADE TEACHER SAID ID BE A FAILURE HE WAS WRONG

HOLY FUCK YOURE GOOD, PLEASE BE TRUE

Road sign said: DON’T BE A TURKEY. PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN. It’s not a phone. It’s an iPad mini. And I’m trying to connect it to a Teams call on my infotainment system. **Welcome to The Future, hoe.**

BERS WILL BE LOOKING FOR RELIEF OVER THE WEEKEND. THEY WILL BE BETTING THE “UNDER” AS EVERY NFL GAME POSTS RECORD POINTS TOTALS

NEW ATH WILL BE POSTED FRIDAY

THE AMOUNT OF BEAR COPIUM IN HERE IS HARD TO BE AROUND. I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A BEAR DEPORTATION EVENT. ALL BEARS WILL BE SENT TO A SAUDI ARABIAN MCDONALDS ATTACHED TO ONE OF SAM ALTMANS DATA CENTERS. SORT OF LIKE ONE OF THOSE WENDYS/PILOT COMBOS FILLED WITH SAD BERS COMPLAINING TO EACHOTHER.

YES YOU SHOULD DO THAT WILL BE HERE LAUGHING AT YOU

THE FINAL V WILL BE GLORIOUS

PENTAGON CONCLUDED ALIBABA, BAIDU AND BYD SHOULD BE ADDED TO A LIST OF COMPANIES THAT AID THE CHINESE MILITARY

THIS BEAR TRAP WILL BE THE 4TH AND MOST HILARIOUS BEAR TRAP OF THE DAY . GO BUY YOUR LITTLE PUTS!

THE FINAL MIDDLE FINGER TO THE BEARS BEFORE THANKSVIVING WILL BE THE MID DAY BEAR TRAP BEFORE WE POST ANOTHER .4% GAIN ON SPY

BEARS HATE AMERICA AND WILL BE MUTTERING SOMETHING ABOUT LOW VOLUME TOMORROW. 85 YEAR OLD WAR VET GRANDFATHER WILL BE LAUGHING IN THEIR FACE TALKING ABOUT HOW HAPPY HE IS WITH MARKET GAINS. THANK YOU

BER IN HERE GONNA BE LIKE “SHOULD I BUY PUTS RIGHT NOW” RIGHT BEFORE SPY DOUBLES ITS DAILY GAIN

**WE WILL BE AT 700 BY FRIDAY**

SPY 680 WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF A VERY PROLONGED BULL CYCLE. A PROVERBIAL “QUIET PIGGY” TO ALL THE DOOMSDAY BERS

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IMAGINE REGIS FILBIN’S WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE BUT ITS JUST A BUNCH OF RETARDS FROM REDDIT TRYING TO OUTTRADE EACHOTHER

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THE ROOMBA WAS A DECENT INVENTION BUT AI COULD BE BETTER

BEARS FINAL STAND WILL BE TOMORROW AS THEY ALL LOOK TO BUY THE MOST PREDICTABLE PUTS OF ALL TIME. MEANWHILE 75 YEAR OLDS WILL PUMP THE MARKETS LOOKING FOR AN ENTRY POINT BEFORE WE REACH ATH. GOOD DAY

OBVIOUS BEAR TRAP FORMING. DUE TO THE VOLUME, OR SOMETHING, BE CAREFUL BEARS

THE BEARS WILL BE PROVERBIALLY PEGGED BY MARKETS AND JENSEN WANG. SAME AS IT EVER WAS

DON’T BE A PANICAN - SUNDAR PICHAI

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COME ON APPLE BE NUMBER 1 CUM SOCK FOR THE WIN

THE \*UMP IS GOING TO BE THE BIGGLIEST EVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.