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!p BE

$BE to $400 EOY

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT I WANT TO BE PART OF THE CONVERSATION THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

ISM PMI GOING TO BE STINKY 🤢

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#BER ANOOS GOING TO BE VRY TENDER TOMORROW

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TARRIFS TO BE UPHELD SPY $570 FRIDAY EOD

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$BE

IT CANNOT BE AVOIDED

Otherway around, bers are the inexperienced outcome, bol growth comes through experience. When you see enough "THIS WILL BE THE 2008 CRASH FOR SURE!!!" cope, you realize the line really does just go up.

IT CANNOT BE AVOIDED

AI IS AI THAT DOES AI TO DO AI TO LEARN AI TO BE AI Dear lord, does Jensen write his speeches with AI now?

COME ON TSLA BE THE WEIRD CLOWN I KNOW YOU ARE

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# APPLE 🍎 MESSED ME UP GOOD..... # I AM NOT GONNA BE USING MY IPHONE THE SAME NOW. PIECE OF 💩

NVDA CANT BE STOPPED

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIG DUMP.

THIS YEAR WILL BE RED! DOWNVOTE AWAY

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INTEL MSTR GOOGL WILL BE THE 2026 PODIUM

THEY BETTER BECAUSE AFTER THIS THEYRE GONNA BE SINNIES

BE was $86 last week but the call premium was insane so i didnt bite

WERE GONNA BE SHOWERING IN SO MUCH OIL YOURE GOING TO THINK YOURE AT A DIDDY PARTY

I want him to have Nic on the other side of the desk with him in the Oval Office. Talking to the principal. The photoshoot. THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVER

THIS THREAD SEEMS TO BE ALL THE LIBERALS WHO HATE AMERICA CRYING AT EACH OTHER KIND OF PATHETIC

I WILL BE PLACING A BID ON MADURO’S CORPSE AFTER THE TRIAL

US TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT SAID 2026 WILL BE THE LARGEST TAX REFUND YEAR IN HISTORY, PER FOX. My Zero-revenue-EV-pivot-to-AI-in-2025-company Calls are saved.

Mainly BE went up 13.58% today

FROM NOW ON ALL BERS AND TIM WALZ WILL BE DEPORTED TO SOMALIA

lebron is a billionaire yet still needs to promote gambling for a check it's crazy how greedy these people are like have some class and BE the gambler like the true goat(MJ)

It’s the first trading day of the year spy BE HILARIOUS

"WHY DID THEY SELL AGAIN WHEN THEY SOLD ON WEDNESDAY OMG TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DIFFERENT ITS FRIDAY NOT WEDNESDAY ITS BEEN A WHOLE 36H" 🤡

BOLS NEVER LEARN LMAO. GREEN PREMARKED HAD YOU THINKING IT WAS GONNA BE DIFFERENT!

2026 WILL BE A WORLDWIDE BEAR EXTINCTION EVENT

BERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

ID RATHER BE A DAVE RAMSEY FAN THAN A BER

THE PURE RETARDIUM YOU HAVE TO BE ON TO THINK INDIANA WOULD STILL BE #1 IN THE COUNTRY IF THEY PLAYED IN A REAL CONFERENCE LMAO

INDIANA 13-0 AGAINST TEAMS LIKE KENNESAW STATE UCLA AND PURDUE. JOKE CONFERENCE.. YANK ASS SCRUB FOOTBALL TEAM WILL BE EXPOSED IN A FEW MINUTES LMAO 👌

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**BRING BACK THE VOLUME IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO TAKE DAYS OFF FROM THE MARKET, LITERALLY MANIPULATED BUYING AND SELLING.** Holy fuk I had like 18 heart attacks in the last 10 minutes of the NDX

# THEY COULD HAVE CLOSED THE MARKET TODAY BUT THEY WANT IT TO BE A DOWN DAY SO YOU HAVE A FULL DAY TOMORROW TO SUFFER. NEVER FORGET

Got some SLV calls on that shake out #THANKS BE

Spyred, silver red **ITS A WONDERFUL DAY TO BE A PERMABER**

**FROM TODAY FORWARD GREEN CANDLES SHALL BE BANNED** This has been an announcement from your local Regard Services

EVERYBODY BE COOL. THIS IS A SELLOFF

BREAKING NEWS: MY PORTFOLIO WILL NEVER BE GREEN AGAIN

its buffets last day as ceo of berkshire. WOULD BE hilarious if the first market day after him leaving the company (jan 2) sends market into red death spiral