BE

IT WILL BE RED ON TUESDAY MORNING BUT YOU GOTTA BUY THE DIP BEFORE 10AM CAUSE SCOTUS IS GONNA DEEM CHEETO DON’S TARIFFS ILLEGAL AND IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST SHREK COCK YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. No cap, EXCEPT FOR THIS MESSAGE, DEFINITELY ALL CAPS. NFA

**METAL CONCERT AT 6PM SUNDAY SLV AND GLD WILL BE PERFORMING AND I HEARD THEY GIVE OUT FREE MONEY**💴

#POTUS: DENMARK, NORWAY, SWEDEN, FRANCE, GERMANY, THE UNITED KINGDOM, THE NETHERLANDS, AND FINLAND TO FACE 10% TARIFF STARTING FEB 1 OVER GREENLAND MATTER #EDIT: POTUS NOW THREATENS TARIFFS OF UP TO 25% OVER GREENLAND #EDIT2: POTUS SAYS HE WILL BE SUING JPMORGAN CHASE OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS OVER 'DEBANKING' HIM AFTER JAN 6 PROTEST

# I HAVE A DREAM THE STOCK MARKET WOULD BE OPEN ON MLK DAY AND IT WOULD RALLY IN HIS NAME

Holy fuck was considering buying bloom energy (BE) when it was 80-90 a couple weeks ago and it just keeps fucking going up with another fucking 8% just today like what the fuck why isn’t this being talked about on here lol almost 80% in a month is crazy

my puts went from -40% to BE off that candle lol

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BE, OKLO, SMR, GEV, ... power stocks greeeeen

Bloom Energy - BE at ATH

OH YEAH SLV ITS MY BOYYYYY I WILL BE RICH BY EOD

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Shit I forgot we are closed Monday. WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING AT WORK, THEN

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The fact that I can’t sell in AH or Pre market SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!

#BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL DIE FOR YOU.

also Reddit: BOEING SHOULD BE NATIONALIZED REEEEE

TF ARE YALL BUYING TO BE DOWN SO BAD LOOOL

DIE POET I DONT WANT TO BE CALLED AWAY

DONT BE A GHEY BER TODAY

#"ALTERNATIVE OPTIONS WILL BE PURSUED IF TARIFF CASE IS LOST" - POTUS

How many of u tards so far are acting and doing the exact same shit in 2026 that uve done every year? BE BETTER

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WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT SILVER/GOLD. THERE SHOULD BE A MINERAL STREET BETS. WHERE ARE MY $GOOG $PLTR $AMZN $MSFT $META PEOPLE AT!!!

Bullish momentum for these sectors: \- Energy (e.g. BE EOSE) \- BTC (e.g. IBIT IREN)

Stocks, crypto, artichoke, bean ALL DIPS WILL BE BOUGHT 

##*TRUMP: TO BE ANTI-TARIFF IS TO BE PRO-CHINESE guess the supreme court will be having panda express for lunch today

*TRUMP: TO BE ANTI-TARIFF IS TO BE PRO-CHINESE 🇨🇳🇨🇳

smoke seen rising in central Tehran. CENTCOM announces operation "Freedom Storm". 🥭 tweets "IT WILL BE DONE"

# WE AREN'T GOING DOWN # GET OVER IT # SLAM CALLS OR BE LEFT OUT

SLV PLEASE BE AT 82 today

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Conditions have aligned, time to FOMO into BE has come.

BE just steadily outpacing every other position in my portfolio

JPM 305.....COME TO MEEEE I BE BUYER THERE! COMEEEEEEE

🌮 and 🥭 walk into a bar. Bartender: “What’ll it be?” 🌮: “I don’t drink. But maybe I would. A lot of people are saying both.” 🥭: “I NEVER DRINK. BUT IF I DID, IT WOULD BE THE GREATEST DRINK EVER. TOTAL DOMINANCE.”

THOU SHALT BE NO DIPS

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# HERE COMES ANOTHER NEW ALL TIME HIGH # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT # SLAM CALLS

# I DIDN'T KNOW THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID BUT STOCKS AREN'T GOING TO GO DOWN WHEN THEY ARE THIS CHEAP

They legit just cope and deny reality so hard. Oh? Everyone thinks we should go down here and its giga bearish? PUMP IT $4 ON THE OPEN INSTANTLY. HHAHAAHAHA SEEE ITS NOT BEARISH LOOK WE SHORT SQUEEZED IT AGAIN HAHAH NOW YOU CANT BE BEARISH. Dont care, still full porting puts. Like this is just not a serious market and can crash 5% in like a minute at any point in time. Dont really care at all how much they short squeeze it, Ill be there waiting for the big drop.

SPY GANNA BE GREEN TODAY??

DUMP DUMP DUMP THEY BE LYING ABOUT THE ECONOMY

I was wondering who will Orangoman bomb next during the weekend. I WASN'T EXPECTING IT TO BE FUCKING SPY.

I JUST WANT TO BE RICH YOU RETARDED FUCKIN ORANGE STFU AND SIT DOWN 🪑

EVERYTHING CAN BE AND IS BULLISH SPY +1% BY OPEN

TRUMP: CREDIT CARD COMPANIES WILL BE IN VIOLATION OF LAW IF THEY DON’T COMPLY BY JAN 20 ON INTEREST RATE CAP

SILVER CANNOT BE STOPPED

WOAH >!FUCK!< I DID NOT EXPECT THE >!FUTES!< TO BE >!FUT!!FUCKING FUTES!< .. >!FUCK!!!

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