BE

I'M LEAKING INFO $AMZN HAS A NEW ROUND OF LAY-OFFS TO BE ANNOUCED. PUTS IT IS!!! /s

#WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE INTC JUST DID THAT!!!! THIS WILL BE TALKED ABOUT FOR YEARS!! ^^^^Sorry, ^^^^just ^^^^practicing.

**THANKS TO MY MASTERFUL NEGOTIATIONS (AND GOOD LOOKS!!), WE WILL BE BUILDING MILITARY BASES IN GREENLAND AS WE WERE ALREADY PREVIOUSLY ALLOWED TO DO!!** **THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER** 🇺🇸

SPY BE LIKE DON'T DROP THAT THUN THUN

Did Cramer beat down BE?

THERE’S GOTTA BE A WAY TO MAKE MONEY OFF THIS, THERE’S JUST GOT TO BE, it’s just toooooooooooo good!

*RALLIES WILL BE FADED*

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BOUTA BE ON SOME BULL SHIT FUCK THE BEARS N*GGA

NO IT'S OVER AGAIN. GOTTA WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK TO BE BACK

🚨 TRUMP: BASED UPON THIS UNDERSTANDING, I WILL NOT BE IMPOSING TARIFFS THAT WERE SCHEDULED TO GO INTO EFFECT ON FEBRUARY 1ST TRUMP: SAYS AFTER RUTTE MEETING: WE HAVE FORMED FRAMEWORK OF A FUTURE DEAL WITH RESPECT TO GREENLAND

This is the news: 🥭 BASED ON A VERY PRODUCTIVE MEETING WITH NATO, I WILL NOT BE IMPOSING THE FEBRUARY 1ST TARIFFS TACO gonna TACO

TRUMP: BASED UPON THIS UNDERSTANDING, I WILL NOT BE IMPOSING TARIFFS THAT WERE SCHEDULED TO GO INTO EFFECT ON FEBRUARY 1ST TRUMP: SAYS AFTER RUTTE MEETING: WE HAVE FORMED FRAMEWORK OF A FUTURE DEAL WITH RESPECT TO GREENLAND

YESSSS BE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY YOUVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING!

WHAT HES SAYING WE CAN STOP THE WARS BUT LITERALLY STARTS THEM THIS HAS GOT TO BE RAGEBAIT

TURNED OUT TO BE HIGHER IQ THAN WE THOUGHT LMFAOOOOOOOO

SOMALIAN BANDITS TURNED OUT TO BE HIGHER IQ THAN WE THOUGHT

LMFAO WITHIN A MONTH THERE WILL BE NO CRIME IN NEW ORLEANS. MY BROTHER IN CHRIST...

YOU CAN SAY YES AND WE WILL BE VERY APPRECIATE, OR YOU CAN SAY NO AND WE WILL REMEMBER

GG retard ber. There it is. The 🌮 in all its glory: >I WONT USE EXCESSIVE FORCE EVEN THOUGH WE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE IF WE DID.

🥭: US BUYING GREENLAND WOULD NOT BE A THREAT TO NATO 🌮?

WITHOUT ME YOUD BE SPEAKING GERMAN

OH SHIT GREENLAND TO BE INVADED

RIGHT NOW YOUD ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN AND A LITTLE JAPANESE PERHAPS 😭😭😭

WENT TO SPROUTS RICH HIPPIES EVERYWHERE PRETENDING TO BE POOR CALLS

SNDK REALLY DO BE HIM …?!?!!

CC on BE 🤷🏻‍♂️

https://preview.redd.it/rp2vr2linkeg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6327d425783f817de866167030199e9c947c0f Bought these on Friday. Slowly getting to BE of -2k. Back to -2k. Nice. Might take a break this week. "MIGHT"

HOW CAN NFLX BE DOWN 8 WEEKS IN A ROW AND STILL DUMP ON EARNINGS WHAT A POS STOCK

holding puts headlines: "A NEW ATH HAS BEEN REACHED! MARKET CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!" holding calls headlines: "MARKET CRASHES AS WORLD WAR 3 RUMORS STIR!"

ANYONE WHO DIDNT BUY NBIS 100 CALLS TODAY EXP THIS WEEK IS A COMPLETE REGARD YOU TRULLY DESERVE TO BE BROKE HAHA

MFS BE LIKE cost at open : 42,000 credit at close : 42,045

#BREAKING: TACO IMFORMED ROBERTS OF A AIR STRIKE JUST MINUTES BEFORE TARIFS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED

Bloom Energy (BE) being sketchy as fuck like how…

BESSENT: PRESIDENT WORRIED THAT US WOULD BE CALLED TO DEFEND GREELAND IN CASE OF INCURSION 😂

What the fuck do u mean do I sell my calls?? BE A FUCKING MAN AND GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP.

NOT LOOKING GOOD I WILL BE HONEST

EUROPOOR MENTALITY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THE US STOCK MARKET

# BREAKING: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE TO BE RENAMED NOBEL PREVENTATIVE PEACE PRIZE, NOW TO BE REWARDED TO SOMEONE MOST LIKELY TO START WORLD WAR 3 WITH STIPULATION THAT THEY DO NOT START WORLD WAR 3

GOOD SELL THIS WEEK BOYS. MIGHT BE TIME TO BUY MY LEAPS ON ZETA

GREENLAND TO BE RENAMED ALASKA EAST

BELIEVE IT OR NOT! ALL OUR CALLS ARE COOKED BY TOMORROW MORNING ! GO FULL REGARD ON BUYING PUTS ON EVERY TECH POSSIBLE ON OPEN !!! LETS BE GEHY BER TILL 🥭MAN STFU

**10AM COMMUNITY SERVICE WILL BE HELD AT R/WALLSTREETBETS IN SUPPORT OF ALL THE LIQUIDATED LONGS TOMORROW. FEEL FREE TO CHIP IN $1 IN SUPPORT OF THESE TROUBLING TIMES**

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they point and laugh at my penis, but, one day, MY PENIS WILL BE LAUGHING AT THEM!

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ITS MARTIN GODDAM LUTHER KING JR DAY. WHY THE FUCK WOULDD THE MARKET BE CLOSED? JUSE BECAUSE AM FROM THE HOOD AINT MEAN I DONT TRADE WITH MY GODDAMM MONEY SLING DOPE

#PROUD BOYS STAND BACK AND STAND BY, SEX ROBOTS WILL BE ON THE WAY IN +9 YEARS LMAO 🤣 🤌

I HAVE A DREAM THAT THE MARKET WILL BE OPEN TOMORROW

IM GONNA WAKE UP HUNGOVER TOMORROW, BUT EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK