UUUU

These UUUU puts smell like failure

dang uuuu -11% to green wish i bought some. i was like this stock so red lately imma ignore today

Jeez uuuu goes cray cray

UUUU with quite the recovery

What you got, asts rklb and uuuu all got me down bad yesterday

Uuuu is just fucking dead huh

UUUU is raped so badly

plug turned into anal plug like uuuu

UUUU is drilling my anus and I want it to stop.

Say goodbye to UUUU

Guess my last remaining gambling funds are getting destroyed tomorrow on those 689s I got expiring tomorrow. Fuck. Well I just exited my UUUU position in my non degen port for a great gain…might need to pull some of those profit for the casino port…

I was able to dodge the UUUU dip, but I fear the UBER one might get me.

UUUU ded

The two moves I’m most proud of today were cutting my losses on UUUU, and staying the fuck away from PLTR. Avoiding further loss is almost as good as a gain.

Upvote if you bought the top of UUUU. Down 32% so far!

Rock stocks have been wild. Got in UUUU at $10, got all my shares assigned at $24, now I’m back in at $20 with a CSP hoping my $15 puts print. All since August

Swing and a miss on UUUU earnings. Let’s see if I can go 0 for 6 this week. Hindsight, should have sold after the 69 Minutes interview (although it was mainly self-fellatio).

BYND to partner with UUUU to perform an atomic vegetarian exorcism on META and cure beholders everywhere

I get fucked every time I try..but accidentally got into uuuu today not realizing it's earnings were today..I'm sure I'll get IV crushed now 🫡

when did UUUU announce a partnership with META? 😰

I’m turning into a generational $UUUU bag holder

Looks like i am now a long term uuuu bag holder 😔

Already down 23 percent on my UUUU holdings lmao 😭😭😂😂

UUUU falling off a cliff after earnings, as expected. I traded them like 5 times today for lunch money. Almost want to buy some after hours but this is one falling knife I won't reach for.

UUUU -11% AH from earnings

UUUU 17p ITM let’s gooooo! keep dumping! Edit: LOL hit 16 as I posted this fuck yeah

Finally UUUU comes back down to semi-normal levels. My entry is 15.5-16.5, so me like

UUUU bouncing off the 50 EMA, very solid entry point.

Someone do a welfare check on u/batteryboner UUUU is plummeting AH

UUUU casually losing a months worth of gains in one day, it's so over man

uuuu down 23%

UUUU earning sucked compared to its market cap

uuuu with another dip AH. interesting

Is there a special hotline for uuuu bagholders

Could sell half. Be up. Let the rest run if you feel like it's going more Or just collect money. Uuuu is very volatile and how much more can you possibly squeeze out of it

UUUU 11/7 15p up 300%, do I sell at open or wait for them to go ITM?

UUUU 300% revenue increase…

Why is uuuu going down so much

Had a double penetration today from bmnr and uuuu. At the hospital now.

Nice to see we’ve solved the rare earth issue and China and America will never have any issues about them ever again in the history of history! Might as delist UUUU clearly we’ve no need for it anymore! 🤡

Man UUUU is fucked tomorrow isn’t it

A great day to be a GOOG, RDDT, META, NBIS, UUUU calls holder since last week. THOSE BITCHES BETTER PUMP +5% TOMORROW I SWEAR TFG

4 of my options plays green, 10 red, all long calls IBIT, UNH and UUUU buttfucking

UUUU down 13% ahead of earnings call tomorrow? I don’t own any but might be worth lumping a few thousand in there now?

UUUU isn’t just cooked it’s burnt to a crisp

UUUU dipping again #GOOD

Bmnr uuuu and bbai are raping my anus today. Added.

UUUU and NBIS today lost me at least 5 bucks. +- several zeros.

UUUU going below earth again 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

Welp this is it. UUUU has swung for the final time, into my losses