USO

I gotta pee but don’t want to miss the USO run up

I hope some of you legends bought a stupid amount of USO calls yesterday because those returns are straight dirty ass nasty 2,500% from the close and almost 5,000% if bought in the first 40 minutes of trading yesterday on calls at a few different strikes

USO IV ATH lmfao. Any de escalatory news over the weekend IV will fucking murder people.

Just bought 10k worth of ATM USO 1dte calls. This should effectively end the war within the next 30 minutes. You're welcome, planet Earth.

USO CALLS ARE INSANE LMAO

My USO calls are already up 20% I bought them two fucking minutes ago

Ok, gonna stop the USO run by buying it! Crash incoming!

USO 120C are cheap as fuck if you want a 0dte play

USO 0DTE banging

Seems to me like playing airline's options is a cheaper way to play oil as opposed to dropping a couple thousand on USO

GET IN ON USO LETS GET THIS SHIT TO 115 LETS GOOO LETS MAKE SOME MONEEEEEY

Saw so many comments yesterday claiming to be short USO 😂

Sold everything yesterday now my port is just 40% gold leaps 15% uso mar 20 calls and 10% avav April calls. War is gonna be over in no time folks 🫡

Bought calls on OXY this week for the oil pump not knowing that USO was the pure play lmao 🤡

0DTE USO let’s make money

I'm gonna save the war and economy just bought 60k worth of USO Mar 115c. Time for peace in the middle east. 

BUY USO LETS GET THIS SHI TO 108

Holy shit USO calls did 928% today. Fuck. This is gonna go back down I’m selling my calls while I’m still in profit lmao

USO 104P 03/27 gonna print mark my words

Wen short USO!?

infinite money glitch: USO inversely leads SPY by 1 minute

USO lookin like SLV at the end of Jan, you know the rest

Need uso to 107. Do we think it happens today?

USO call holders getting their balls smashed by theta

#USO is the new memecoin now

So pissed I only found out about USO last night. Easy money

oil (USO / CL) IV exploding

Very tempted to buy puts on USO few months out but all my ports in Googl leaps call 😭😭

fugging should have just aped into USO yesterday. But I have paper hands

Buying USO puts at open for a one-month expiration. Too much international and Congressional pressure on Mango to continue fucking over the U.S. and global economies for a war we should have not started in the first place. Expect a TACO TruthSocial post in a week.

\*USO

Straddles on USO now.

Hop in $USO 3/6/26 $110 calls

Wow USO finally on the daily list after its up 35% for the week. Good job WSB. 👌

$USO PUMP BABY PUMP!!!

Jey USO sucks ngl

All in $USO

Is uso really the play right now?! lol

I don’t want to buy USO calls because the IV is insane. How do I join the momentum for a quick buck, chat?

How are people saying puts on uso

I could have hit big on USO calls if my brain had just a few more wrinkles. 😞

How can I short USO???

USO puts over the weekend at market close?

Oil to 150. Gonna tax harvest my positions (because I lost it all), and gamble on USO.

Maybe not too late to liquidate semis and full port into USO

USO 105 calls 0dte in hopes 🥭 goes berserk

Uso almost 104......yeah puts

USO PUTS ON OPEN.

puts on uso

Whose buying puts on USO today?