UP

PUMP UP THE JAM, PUMP IT UP

GOOD MORNING GOOGL GANG I LOVE WAKING UP TO GREEN DILDOS

WAIT. SANDISK IS UP 882% THIS YEAR. Why did I miss that hahahahah

NVDA 190 EOY PUMP PUMP PUMP 0.5 UP OVERNIGHT HOLY SHIT

**AVERAGE DAILY VOLUME FOR GOLD FUTURES ARE ~$11b. BCOM will be selling ~$7b over a one week period, after close today.** THIS WILL GET BOUGHT UP EASILY BY THE MARKET CONSIDERING CURRENT HEADWINDS. **THIS IS JUST YET ANOTHER NARRATIVE TO GET YOU TO SELL GOLD.** *Silver is a different story and will likely face more volatility and downwards pressure in the short term.* Thank you for attending my Ted talk.

LETS GO UP 10K FROM PRE MARKET MY WEEK JUST TURNED AROUND!!!!

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I TOLD U DEGENS APLD WILL PUMP!!! U BETTER LISTENED FOR FREE CASHHH 250% UP YOY!!!!!

LMAO DEFENSE STONKS RALLYING BACK UP

WEVE GOT LOTS OF CATCHING UP TO DO MY FELLOW BER

SANDICK YOU WORTHLESS FUCK GO UP ANOTHER 143%

VIX STILL SITTING THERE WITH A THUMB UP ITS ASS L0000000L Why even bother with this shit anymore, useless do nothing index.

Was down 90% NOW IM UP 8%

Ghey bers RISE UP 🐻 🌈

BUY THIS 50 CENT DIP AS IT IS LITERALLY FTREE MONEY AND WILL BE BOUGHT UP IN SECONDS LMAOO

WHATS UP WITH INTEL WHY IT PUNPIMG

INTC UP SPY DOWN THESE ARE MY DEMANDS

What follows ATHs? More ATHs UP only

#TOO MANY CANADIANS IN THIS CHAT ICE PLS COME CLEAN THIS SHIT UP

economy can only boom when: government is running 6-7% deficits fed cutting rates + new more dovish fed chair coming oil $56 UP only SPY to 800

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Bitch ass bears running around Greenland waiting to get BOUGHT THE FUCK UP by Mango LMAO Just like when they get V'D THE FUCK UP EVERYDAY LMAO

Hims and Frims gonna pump YOOOOUUUU UP!

UP +328% YTD THANKS SANTA

Just got a random ass notification that MSTR is UP I repeat UP +5% after hours??? We are so back

FIRE UP THE POWER HOUR

UP ONLY

SORRY META WHATER I SAID BUT PLEASE KEEP GOING UP JUST LIKE A GOOD GIRL 🎀

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MARK BLOOMBERG : SPOT SILVER EXTENDS GAINS, LAST UP NEARLY 5% AT $80.31/OZ

CAN FUCKING QQQ GO UP AT OPEN FOR GOD SAKE FUCK THAT SHIT

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Pregnant Women, DON’T USE TYLENOL UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, DON’T GIVE TYLENOL TO YOUR YOUNG CHILD FOR VIRTUALLY ANY REASON, BREAK UP THE MMR SHOT INTO THREE TOTALLY SEPARATE SHOTS (NOT MIXED!), TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT SEPARATELY, TAKE HEPATITAS B SHOT AT 12 YEARS OLD, OR OLDER, AND, IMPORTANTLY, TAKE VACCINE IN 5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS! 🥭 **Seriously why 🥭 used capital letters**

NVDA DOWN SPY UP?

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# APPLE 🍎 MESSED ME UP GOOD..... # I AM NOT GONNA BE USING MY IPHONE THE SAME NOW. PIECE OF 💩

STAIRS UP, ELEVATOR DOWNNN

APLD UP 20% IN JUST 2 DAYS! EARNINGS CALL IN TWO DAYS!!

Im up, but Im not up UP

mfing NIKE UP 3% becuz of a picture??? this shit ridiculous

#turns out laws dont matter. BUY BUY BUY ONLY GOING UP FROM HERE SPY 1000 END OF DAY

This thread in 2h: “OMG WE WERE UP 0.5% WHY IS IT SELLING OFF!??? ANY NEWS?? DID HE TWEET???”

UP only

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THUMBS UP EMOJI

AI STOCKS WAKE UP SWEETIE THAT 3 MONTH NAP WAS TOO LONG

OPEN UP FUTES ALREADY

OBVIOUS GAP UP WHILE MADURO GETS GAPED DOWN AT RIKERS ISLAND OR THAT NEW ALIGATOR PRISON IN FLORIDA LMAO 👌👌

WEN MANGOES GONNA SHOW UP?