UP

Bill Gates officially reverses view on climate change says there is no global warming threat , at the same time Microsoft announces 27% stake in OpenAI LOL YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

tomorrow: GOLD UP 10% ON BIGGEST ONE DAY GAIN IN YEARS!

THAT GUY WHO WOULDNT SHUT UP ABOUT GOLD IS REAL QUIET NOW

**THEY CALLED ME A REGARD 🤡 FOR INVESTING IN FRMI AND THE GIGA REACTORS OF 2050** **BUT I DONT SEE THEM UP $400 ON IT** LMAO 🤌

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP WTF Pure fucking euphoria and insanity I don't know what will crash this thing, but it won't happen before Christmas that's for sure. SPY800 eoy is NOT A MEME.

You do realize it went UP on liberation day right?

WHY IS IT STILL GOING UP

**HURRY UP AND BUY STOCKS BEFORE THEY ALL RUN OUT** - current market sentiment

COME ON NOKIA GO UP

STOCKS ONLY GOES UP RETARDS

Fear and Greed Index: 40/100 = Fear wont be surprised if we moon to extreme greed after big tech earnings, fed cutting rates and santa rally UP only

$BYND BUY NOW FTDS PILING UP GUYS💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Spy goes red and teleports up $1 LMFAO CANT MAKE THIS UP

UNH? hello? GO UP

FUCK YOU GOLD. GOES ONLY UP FOR YEARS THEN I BUY AND WE HAVE -10% IN A SINGLE WEEK

#THERE ARE A LOT OF NEGATIVE CUNTS IN HERE TONIGHT. FUCK OFF, BEARS. DON'T SHOW UP TO THE MARKET TOMORROW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

They gonna HOOK UP.

#HEY SOON TO BE RIF’D AMAZONIANS, CHIN UP, THE KOREANS HAD A GOOD GDP PRINT, SEND YOUR RESUMES TO COUPANG AND SAMSUNG LMAO 🇰🇷🤌

Imagine trying to predict the downfall of something that's *LITERALLY DESIGNED TO KEEP GOING UP.* Bears, that's you.

# WE'RE HERE TALKING BIG GAME JUST TO END UP UNDERPERFORMING CATHIE WOOD'S ARKK INVEST 😭

#ITS UP 8 CENTS.

SLOWWWW MELT UP 🫠

MELT UP INCOMING

#RETAIL TOO BEARISH. GTFO IF YOU ARE A BEAR. BULL UP, BUTTERCUP. 🤑🖕🏼

>OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRESIDENT XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA. LIKEWISE, WE WILL PROVIDE TO CHINA WHAT WAS AGREED TO, INCLUDING CHINESE STUDENTS USING OUR COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES (WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH ME!). WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! Posted on June 11th, 2025. There is no deal. China tariffs will be raised to 155% and debts will be serviced. >TRUMP: WE CAN START PAYING DOWN OUR DEBT WITH TARIFFS Tariffs are for debt service. And this is only the beginning.

#HOOD IS UP 6% & PEOPLE HERE ARE ASKING THE MARKET TO DO SOMETHING, LMAO.

# V GANG RISE UP

UP ONLY

PATH GO UP

June 11th, 2025. >OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRESIDENT XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA. LIKEWISE, WE WILL PROVIDE TO CHINA WHAT WAS AGREED TO, INCLUDING CHINESE STUDENTS USING OUR COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES (WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH ME!). WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! There is no deal. China tariffs are going to 155%. Tariffs are for debt service. Bull trap.

my fractional share is UP $0.22!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: TRADE DEAL CANCELLED. WAIT FOR FURTHER ANNOUNCEMENT. BUCKLE UP GUYS

Anyone ever watch at market open everything you wanted to buy has already gaped up and you see a stock that has gaped down instead and you think quickly that this stock will reverse and follow trend so you full port and the stock just melts all day and you lose all your money? Ya stop doing that! If the market is UP and every stock is flying high except one stock it means that stock has serious issues going on. It’s not just late to the party.

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HOW IS OPEN UP.!.!🤬🤬🤬🤬

amd bers: "WE GIVE UP" LMAO 🤌

I HOPE THIS MARKET CATCHES ALL 🌈 🐻 AND CASH HORDERS OFF GUARD AND GOES UP 20%

S&P 500 EMINIS RISE 0.7%, NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.9%

June 11th, 2025 >OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRESIDENT XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA. LIKEWISE, WE WILL PROVIDE TO CHINA WHAT WAS AGREED TO, INCLUDING CHINESE STUDENTS USING OUR COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES (WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH ME!). WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! Tariffs are for debt service. They're going higher, not lower. >TRUMP: WE CAN START PAYING DOWN OUR DEBT WITH TARIFFS Bull trap

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"OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRES. XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA....WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" - June 11th for those keeping track of how many times we've seen this episode

#UP OR DOWN YOU’RE STILL GOING TO LOSE MONEY TOMORROW, LMAO.

#BABE WAKE UP THE LATEST TRADE CONCEPT JUST DROPPED

BABE WAKE UP WE HAVE CONCEPTS OF A TRADE DEAL

Bers really think anyone gives a shit about canada lmaoooooooo STONKS ONLY GO UP FOREVER

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I have now muted /r/complaints **SHUT** the **FUCK UP**

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