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HEDGE FUNDS ARE NOW SHORTING AT THE FASTEST PACE SINCE APRIL. INVESTORS ARE RAMPING UP BEARISH POSITIONS AS MARKET VOLATILITY PICKS UP AND VALUATIONS IN MEGA-CAP TECH REMAIN STRETCHED. Now they tell us

Dawg why does everyone drive on the highway like they're in a video game WE HAVE ONE SHOT AT NOT GETTING IN A 16 CAR PILE UP

**THE JIG IS UP MOTHERFUCKERS** **HAND OVER THE BATH SALTS OR THE BEARHUNTER GETS IT**

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

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BEAR LINING UP TO WASH MY FORESKIN

CAN WE CLOSE THE MARKETS AND OPEN UP CONGRESS PLEASE

I CANT GET IT UP TODAY

MOM COME PICK ME UP, PLEASE.

Apple keeps playing with my calls. STAY UP DAMNIT

And suddenly the market remembers that JPow has a giant money printer and isn't afraid to use it. Your dollar may be worthless, but your stonk only go UP.

OIL UP BOYS, IT'S TIME

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PLEASE JUST GO UP PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AGHHHHHHHHH

WENDY’S IS UP 10%

#IF YOU'RE STILL HOLDING SHARES... JUST GIVE UP, YOU ARE NO GOOD AT THIS.

FBI OPEN UP

nasdaq rallied 60% since april lows 10-15% correction makes sense, then UP only again

# NO CRYING IN THE CASINO. MAN THE FUCK UP.

TURN THE VOLUME UP!

##BEARS WAKE UP WITH ONE THING ON THIER MIND ⢠⣞⣻⣿⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣵⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⢿⣻⣵⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣶⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀

STOCKS DOWN SO BONDS UP DEFICIT DESTROYED!!!!11

SPECULATORS!!!….. MOUNT UP

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# I COULD HAVE DONE DRUGS, HOOKED UP WITH PROSTITUTES, OR DOING HOMEWORK. BUT I CHOSE THIS LIFE, YOLO MY MONEY AND LOSING IT AND GOING HERE CRYING AND SHITPOSTING LIKE A DUMBF****

If SOXL Hits $42.50 LOAD UP. Also pre market sets the tone for the day. Be careful with leveraged ETFS but I have never found an easier quick swing trade hack lol.

NVIDIA AND KAZAKHSTAN SIGN MOU WORTH UP TO $2 BILLION FOR ADVANCED AI CHIPS

#SPY WHAT THE FUCK. GO UP YOU STUPID FUCK

META YOU POS GO THE FK UP POS!!!

FASTLY GOING UP VERY FASTLY

MOM COME PICK ME UP

#PHIL & BUSTER NEED TO OPEN UP THE GOVMENT!

STOCKS WENT UP \-MANGO He's talking about the future

MR PRESIDENT, I KNOW YOU ARE LISTENING AND I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YOU. TURN THE SPY UP!

WHY THE FUCK DOES VIX KEEP SPIKING BACK UP. Seriously cut the shit.

msft and nvda calls ONLY UP FROM HERE

MOM COME PICK ME UP. HURRY

I hear a faint sound in the distance... what is that? Bbbrrrr bbrrrrr brrr I move closer.. BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR JPOW IS FIRING UP THE MONEY PRINTER!!! CALLS!

SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU SPY!!! I FUCKING SELL AND NOW YOU GO UP???!?! FUCK YOU

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**PLEASE ANNOUNCE A NEW FAKE AI PARTNERSHIP WITH A RANDOM COMPANY TO KEEP IT GOING UP** what companies are left? OpenAI and Taco Bell?

UP 160% SPY 675 0DTE

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Is this market from H-Town cuz it be CHOPPIN BOYZ UP

DNUT UP 20%

DNUT IS A LITERAL ROCKET UP 17%!!!

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Portfolio’s that hold $LYFT are being LIFTED UP…

If you disagree with a stock just keep your mouth shut. If someone wants a stock to run let them be happy. LETS GO DNUT UP 13%!! 🔥