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WOOO META FINALLY WOKE UP

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BEARS YOUR FEARLESS LEADER MICHAEL BURRY HAS QUIT AND ABANDONED YOU. NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN GIVE UP RETARDS ITS OVER YOU LOST

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOLD YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT

We need to get a few 'govt shutdown ending, America is greatest hottest nation on earth again" truths to really get this party started. So far Asia doesnt seem to care much, we need to PUMP IT UP. You gotta p-p-pump it upp

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY JESUS

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ITS OPEN BACK UP BOII

HE SAID IT HE SAID IT!! “IT IS STRAIGHT UP OR STRAIGHT DOWN”….. The day of reckoning is upon us

$NUAI UP

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Historically we pump after everything !!! We’re American all we do is pump . PUMP YOU UP (Arnold voice) https://preview.redd.it/yg0u5syj8w0g1.jpeg?width=951&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a914a90f332abfe8c0165f44d876868d67d759c

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

NVDA HELLOOO WAKE UP

SPY RUN UP 4% AFTER END PREVIOUS SHUTDOWNS MARKET WILL BE BEAUTIFUL GREEN TONIGHT SPY $700 AFTER SHUTDOWN

Wtf SPY...GO. UP.

I just want SPY to hurry up and break even so I can sell my call options and buy GLD when it goes down this week. HURRY THE FUCK UP SPY 

DATACENTER PLZ UP

UP only

SPY UP 0.00%!!!!! BUYYY NOW ITS DOWN 0.00%!! SELLLL

# V GANG RISE UP # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # YET AGAIN!!!!!

SPOT SILVER UP 4%, LAST AT $53.31/OZ if you bought SLV calls on the dip, congrats and fuck you

🚨 VIX UP 20%. DUMP IS COMING FASTER THAN ME ON THE FIRST 5 minutes in the hub

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WHAT TF IS PROPPING SPY UP

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 if you guys stream golden and cheer a little bit we’d hit new highs way sooner

NDX you fucking whore. You always go $200 in the wrong direction. GO UP U CUNT!

BYND UP $0.03!!!! OMG Quick guys!!! Don’t miss the next 3 cent pump!

RETARD RETARD PULL UP

WTF HAPPENED I JUST WOKE UP

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

DXY GLD AND FUTES ALL UP

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NVIDA UP 1%

# **SPEEK UP LIBRIL**

#GAWD DAMN IT'S SO COLD MY SUNKEN NIPPLES ARE SHOWING UP 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

AMD IS UP 5% AFTER HOURS

Who else holding AMD calls and jackin' off at the after hours price action right now? Holy shit I'm on the verge of shoving a banana up the poop chute. TEN DOLLARS UP AFTER HOURS SO FAR.

SENSATIONALLY UP?

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS BEFORE THE NEXT MASSIVE LEG UP

TODAY I LEARNED THE MARKET CAN GO UP WITHOUT NVDA LMAO

NVDA WAKE DAFUQ UP WE TRYING TO RALLY HERE

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 stream golden bulls!

# BIG DADDY DOW JONES UP 1% PUMPING THE ENTIRE MARKET # BEARS SIMPLY CAN NOT CATCH A BREAK # CALLS NOW OR YOU WILL BE LEFT OUT

WE ARE OPENING UP OUR COUNTRY TO RETARDATION. THE MOST RETARDED SHIT OF ALL TIME THEY'RE SAYING. THE GOLDEN AGE OF RETARDATION.

I know some of yall have lost money today so here’s some good news IM UP TODAY 😊

Holy fucking shit AI fucking sucks. Giving me reality checks and shit "Reality check on the “week or two” target To grow $10k → $25k: 10 trading days requires ~9.6% per day compounded; 7 days needs ~14% per day; 5 days needs ~20% per day. That’s moon-shot territory for 0DTE. It’s doable to have a heater, but the variance is brutal—plan for survival first. (Math shown here for transparency." BITCH MY PUTS ARE UP 75% TODAY

# V GANG RISE UP!!!!!!

More AI deals to lower risk of ceos not being able to fully capitalize as much money as they need . If we make deals we can lock in this valuation ! QUICK FIRE UP THE ARTIFICIAL DEALS!! Quick que the artificial news! Run the artificial promotions! We need the stock price to artificially move higher!!!!