UP

UP 7 Grand last 2 weeks. Is that good or bad ya cucks

HERE DID YOU SEE OPTIONS $GOOG 330 LIT UP BIG BUYS. DEC 25

HARD DRUG FRIDAY! LIGHT ME UP

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BULLS NATION STAND UP

TODAY MARKS THE END OF THE BEAR RUN OF NOVEMBER. IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED. GENERALLY SPEAKING STOCKS TEND TO GO UP

SPY WILL END THE SAY ROUGHLY 2.1% UP

Great V is coming. Fake out then LIFT UP

Hello nvda are you there wake UP

EITHER GO UP OR DOWN WTF IS THIS

BRUH GOLD PLEASE GO UP

MARKET ONLY GOES UP

AS A BOL I AM FINE. LIKELY AN INVERSE SHREK LINED UP FOR YOU GUYS. THANK YOU

u just have to inverse the market sometimes, stop being braindead and play some psychology. 99% WSB: LOL IDIOT MM WE WON'T FALL FOR PREMARKET LIKE YESTERDAY, U JUST BAITING US TO BUY IN AND DUMP ON US MM: these retail plebs don't want to get burned like yesterday so they wont buy in, let's pump the index higher once the market opens 99% of WSB: WTF INDEX KEEPS GOING UP I DONT WANT TO MISS THE RIDE I SOLD MY NVDA AT 175, \*buys NVDA at 190\* MM: ok time to sell

I FUCKING LOVE FED MANIPULATION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUY IT UP BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Finally, SPY is down on the month so everyone saying "SPY IS STILL UP 1% LOL" can stfu. If I wanted to invest in SPY I wouldn't be on WSBs.

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TERRAIN, PULL UP, PULL UP

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

TESLA CANT GO TITS UP, THE CEO IS SUPER FIT AND KNOWS COMPUTER LEVERAGED ACCOUNTING PSYCHADELICS RACE SCIENCE ROBOTICS ROCKETS CARS AI AND SAID TACO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN LIST plus the bitcoin on the books

TESLA CANT GO TITS UP, THE CEO IS SUPER SMART AND KNOWS COMPUTER + LEVERAGED ACCOUNTING PSYCHADELICS RACE SCIENCE ROBOTICS ROCKETS CARS AI AND SAID TACO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN LIST

WE GOING UP? WE GOING DOWN?

Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey… Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey… Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey. What's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's UP, BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEECT!

THE STOCK MARKET GENERALLY MOVES UP AND TO THE RIGHT WITH A FEW EXCEPTIONS.

LOOK AT THAT FAKE COWBOY ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL. DUDE PROBABLY GREW UP IN A MANSION IN THE BURBS AND DALLAS AND THINKS HE IS A STAR ON YELLOWSTONE. TEXAS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE US. THEY ALL FLY TO WYOMING TOGETHER WITH FUNNY HATS ON WHILE THE LOCALS LAUGH AT THEM

BEARS HAVE $4K IN THEIR PORTFOLIOS MAX. TODAY WAS LITERALLY THE BEST DAY OF THEIR LIVED AND THEY WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT

All this carnage and 🥭is silent. SPEAK UP, SAVE US

HISTORIC FUTES GAP UP OMG

PSA for all the Future watching bulls #I NEED YALL RETARDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND NOT JINX THIS FOR ME #YOU HEAR ME SYBAUP

OK CHAT ITS UP TO US TO PUMP PALANTIR COREWEAVE TESLA NVDA BITCOIN AND ETHER

We need to get RKLB GO UP

Bulls since April 15th: HAHAHAH STUPID BER MARKET ALWAYS GO UP GET FUCKED BER Ber since a week and change: HAHAHAHA STUPID BOL GET CASTRATED PUTS GO BRRRRR Tale as old as time

#BULLS, IM PROUD OF YOU FOR SHOWING UP.

We were wrong IT CAN GO TITS UP fuk

CONGRATS TO EVERYONE THAT CAUGHT THE UP AND DOWN. WE'RE SOOO UP✌🏽‼️. bol and ber n same dey😛

WHO HAD 220 NVDA CALLS FESS UP RN😂🫵

LMFAOO I WAS DOWN ON MY PUTS THIS MORNING BUT NOW IM UP 😎😎😎

Bols: OH MY GOD WE’RE SO BACK THE ECONOMY IS SAVED THANKS NVDA Everyone else: be careful, this looks like a setup for a sell off and the economy is in shambles Bols: SHUT THE FUCK UP GAY BER —— Bols slaughtered: MARKET IS MANIPULATED!!!

#MOST OF YOU SWITCHED UP ON BEING A BULL, SWITCHING UP ON YOUR DAY 1s?

#WTF I BOUGHT $1200 OF PUTS AS A MEME AND THEY UP 520% LMAOOOOOO

PULL UP, PULL UP

NFLX you bitch!!! Read the room!!!! Go UP!

_SPY +2%_ **Bull:** WHY IS IT NOT GOING UP MORE

$NVDA RAMPED THE MARKET UP MORE THAN IT RAMPED ITSELF WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

GO UP

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Equities to BTC whale: SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

BULL GANG RISE UP, FUK A BER

Walmart Q3'26 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $179.5B (Est. $177.45B) 🟢; UP +5.8% YoY 🔹 Adj EPS: $0.62 (Est. $0.60) 🟢; UP +6.9% YoY 🔹 U.S. Comp Sales: +4.5% (Est. +3.8%) 🟢 FY'26 Guide: 🔹 Adj EPS: $2.58–$2.63 (Est. $2.61) 🟡 🔹 Net Sales Growth (cc): +4.8%–5.1% (Prior +3.75%–4.75%) 🟢 🔹 Adj Operating Income (cc): +4.8%–5.5% 🔹 Capex: ~3.5% of net sales