UP

UP ONLY

WAKE UP

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GUYS SHUT UP I CANT HEAR JPOW

$IREN UP WHILE BITCON DIE BECAUSE AI > CRYPTO

# V GANG RISE UP

WHEEE NOW THREE DOLLARS UP THEN BACK DOWN WHEEE

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP # ALGOS BUYING NON STOP

$GOOGL - ALPHABET MAY GAIN BILLIONS FROM TPU RAMP-UP Morgan Stanley says Alphabet could unlock major revenue as Google sharply increases Tensor Processing Unit (TPU) production. Supply-chain checks now point to about 5 million TPUs in 2027 and 7 million in 2028, far above earlier estimates. Every 500,000 TPUs sold could add around $13 billion in revenue and $0.40 to EPS. With Google planning 12 million TPUs over two years, analysts see rising potential for external TPU sales alongside Google Cloud’s AI demand. The improved outlook also helped justify Morgan Stanley’s upgrade of MediaTek to Overweight

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE POWER HOUR AND NEW ALL TIME HIGHS THIS WEEK

UNCLE ORANGE MAN WONT LET US STARVE FOR CHRISTMAS UP ONLY HO HO HO

UP ONLY SANTA RALLY TO THE FKIN MOON WE MOVE

I pick things UP, and I put things DOWN…

WAKE UP!!! It’s beginning!!!

Mmm SPY wtf are you doing. Go UP. Not down you stupid POS.

OMGZ WHY IS $NVDA GOING UP I THOUGHT TPU WAS GOING TO DEMOLISH THEM

MELTING UP

BERS GOT THEIR PUTS LOCK AND LOADED, SEND IT UP 🚀🚀🚀🚀

DECOUPLE THE BITCOIN FROM THE MARKET THEY SHOULD INDEPNDENTLY BOTH GO UP TY

BEARS LOAD UP AT PUTS AT OPEN I AM SURE IT WILL WORK OUT FOR YOU

#SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP FA BER LMAO 🤌

Why did all the “LOL GAP UP WAR IS BULLISH HAHAHA GOLGLE TO 5000000 VENEZUELA LOL NOT EVEN A COUNTRY” posts stop as soon as futes went red? Guys?

# AFTER ONE FULL WEEK OF BEGGING FOR A FLAIR I HAVE GIVEN UP. I WIL NO LONGER BEG FOR ONE. MODS CAN HOARD ALL THE FLAIRS THEY WANT I KNOW NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME

ITS STILL GOING UP LMAO 🤌

#PETE HESGETH, YOU BLEW UP MY FUCKING BOAT DAWG 🚢 😤 😒 😑 🙄 😐

BEARS BE LIKE MARKET UP TOO MUCH I WILL PERFECTLY TIME THE MARKET IN THE MOST RIGGED MARKET WE HAVE EVER SEEN

ALREADY HAD A 1 DAY VACATION AND NOW HALF DAY OF THIS BS. EITHER GO UP DOWN.

STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, THE MARKET SHOULD GO UP SIGNIFICANTLY AFTER A 5% CORRECTION. BER EITHER WATCHING TOO MANY DOOMER YOUTUBE SHORTS OR READING MICHAEL BURRY SUBSTACK.

SPY QQQ ALL UP NVDA WIll V to FOllow

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Blackstone rising on futures problems, shows there are way too many short positions on it. PENT UP DEMAND HERE

From $330 to $319 😭😭😭 PUMP BACK UP $GOOGL

GET IT UP $330

#BLACK FRIDAY SALE ON ALL MY BOOTYHOLE PICS HIT ME UP ON OF DONT MISS OUT!!!

PACKERS WERE AN OBVIOUS FADE NEXT UP CHIEFS AND BENGALS PARLAY

GOD DO YALL NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS YES FUTES WILL BE UP AT 6 now shit post like regular fucking people

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#SHUT UP AND KISS ME

Doesnt matter CRYPTO UP 4%. AI BUBBLE IS DEAD. NICE TRY.

LOOKS LIKE UP IS THE NEXT LEG

**BEARS! MARKETS TRIBUNE AND 50 BEARS WITH GREAT DD WERE ASSAULTED ON THE STEPS OF STOCK EXCHANGE BY A THOUSAND HEAD OF BULL SCUM. A TRIBUNE OF INVESTORS, SIMPLY TRYING TO STOP THE INSANE CAPEX SPENDING, CAN YOU IMAGINE A MORE TERRIBLE SACRILEGE? OUR BELOVED MARKET IS IN THE HANDS OF MADMEN, AND I STAND AT A FORK IN THE ROAD. I CAN LAY-DOWN MY PUTS AND BECOME AS GEY AS THESE BULLS AND WATCH THE MARKET FALL TO EUPHORIA AND CHAOS, OR I CAN MAN UP AND AVERAGE DOWN THESE MY PUTS AGAINST THESE MANIACS ON MONDAY! ARE YOU WITH ME?**

#TURKEY PRICES ARE UP 40% LMAOO SO MUCH WINNING BRO

TURKY PRICES ARE UP BC TACO HASNT BROUGHT DOWN PRICES A SINGLE CENT

HAVING A SHOT OF EXPRESSO IS GOING TO TEAR UP MY ASS

CRSR UP 8% afterhours

WHAT IS HOLDING THIS UP!!!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!

SPY IS UP 5 percent in 5 days lmaooo

BOUGHT BACK UP IN SECONDSSSSS😂😂😂😂. Morons.

LOADED UP ON TQQQ AFTER THE CLIFFORD BECAUSE I WONT LET DOOMER BEARS SHAKE ME OUT GET BENT