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# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS # ONCE IWM GETS RUGGED AND ROTATED OUT OF QQQ GOING STRAIGHT TO 635

NVDA IS UNSTOPPABLE, KEEP THE PUMPS UP

AMZN YOU POS, HOW MANY THINGS ON PRIME DO I HAVE TO BUY TO MAKE YO SHIT TITS UP

WHY IS AMAZON NEVER GOING UP

# SPY 683 SUPPORT ABOUT TO MOVE UP TO 684 # TRADE ACCORDINGLY

Rare earths rise the FUCK UP

MSTR BAITER, WAKE THE FK UP 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

🧨🧨 BEAR APOCALYPSE INCOMING — FINAL WARNING 🧨🧨 LISTEN UP YOU PAPER-HANDED, RED-CANDLE-WORSHIPPING, MARGIN-CALL-MAGNET DEGENERATES 🐻🐻🐻 YOUR SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET VAPORIZED SO HARD THE SEC WILL NEED A NEW WORD FOR “OBLITERATION” WE’RE PRINTING THE MOTHER OF ALL MEGAGREEN GOD-CANDLES — WE’RE TALKING SO FUCKING THICK IT’LL MAKE THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT LOOK LIKE A COCKTAIL STRAW 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Every single one of you pathetic inverse jimbo clowns is about to: * Get your stops hunted like the weak prey animals you are * Watch your account balance drop faster than your dad left for milk * Wake up to a liquidation wick so long it’ll pierce the heavens and fist-bump Satoshi on the way up * Cry actual tears while your wife’s boyfriend screenshots your -98% P&L and sends it to the group chat * Sell the family Prius just to cover the margin call * Change your name, move to a different continent, and still get recognized as “that guy who shorted the mother of all squeezes” You had ONE job: respect the trend. Instead you chose violence against the bulls. Now the chart is about to return the favor — with interest, compound interest, war-crime-level interest. THIS ISN’T A SQUEEZE. THIS IS A FUCKING EXTINCTION EVENT FOR BEARS.

Those volumes are pegged af. Like totally humiliating. Are you US citizens even logging in to your accounts or are too busy being poor and not believing in affordability, lmao? YOU PROMISED A SANTA RALLY YOU LYING REGARDS, VOLUME IS CRAZY LOW ALL THOSE DAYS, WAKE TF UP

$META'S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR METAVERSE EFFORTS - BLOOMBERG

$META'S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR METAVERSE EFFORTS - BLOOMBERG

> *META’S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR METAVERSE EFFORTS what does that even mean

*META’S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR CUCKAVERSE EFFORTS

> *META’S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR METAVERSE EFFORTS

Small penis gang Rise UP ⬆️!

FUCK YOU $META GO UP ALREADY YOU LIMP COCK

#$META PLZ GO UP ALREADY YOU LIMP COCK

What is this UP you speak of..

LMAO BERS TALKING SHIT AT 650 \>GOES UP NEAR ATH IN LESS THAN 10 DAYS LMAO FUCKING RETARDS

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$AMZN on the board. Nice. STOCK IS STILL FUCKIN DOG SHIT HORRIBLE $PATH EARNINGS ALSO SUCKED SO BAD SO SELL UP BEFORE THIS SHIT OPENS RED NEXT WEEK LOL

#LOTS OF DOOMER CUCKS IN HERE TODAY. TAKE YOUR SOY-LADEN REMARKS AND SHOVE THEM INTO YOUR ASSHOLES, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ONLY GOES UP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

#GO UP $META REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP, OPENDOOR IS FUCKED, META REALLY SUCKS

**FUCK ALL OF YOU MAKE MY NUMBER GO UP**

for once I buy calls and it immediately shoots UP

POSITIVE RATE, GEAR UP

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EVERY FUCKING TIME I NEED A LITTLE UP IT GOES A LOT DOWN! EVERY.FUCKING.TIME.

Dude it's xmas. Shut UP

HURRY UP! Someone blast me in my ass!

#$META GREEN DILDO UP MY ASS PLEASEEEEEEEE

Buffet Indicator at record highs, Shiller PE at levels not seen since the DotCom crash, Sahm Rule and Hindenburg Omen triggered. Every time the 10 and 2 year bond yield inverted, a market crash followed. We just had the most extreme inversion since the early 80s. Inflation increasing, unemployment increasing, jobs decreasing. With all this bad news, what’s the move? Calls tomorrow, next week, next year! Stonks only go one direction! UP!!!

MY STEP DADDY WORKS FOR MARVELL TOLD ME TO APE ON IT BOUGHT IN AT 75 WE UP SO BIG RN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON 0DTE CALLS FOR THAT 3:50 CANDLE THAT'S GOING TO SHOOT US STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

Can AMAZON GO UP PLS

$TMC on the UP

GO UP

# V GANG RISE UP # BEAR TRAP SPRUNG

ALGO fuk retail UP AND DOWN ANYWAY THEY LIKE USA is a rich eat poor contry

Every goddamn fucking time I need NDX to swing UP one or two hundo it drops…fuck

I'm gonna go poop - NO ONE FK THIS UP

SPY 683 is just a myth and you people keep falling for it. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

hey, that's my joke but I add emojis too WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP

DAME IM UP BIGLY

WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING GUY WHO TOLD ME TO BUY LULU HE SAID IT WAS GOING UP

NVDA SHREK UP BER ANOOS

KEEP UP THE PUMP.

OH MY GOD CHAT WEED STOCK UP 1000% TODAY ~~ignore the reverse split pls~~