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#META YOU FUCKING LIMP COCK GO UP

MOST GAY STOCK EVER $AMZN GO FUCKIN UP YOU BITCH

NVDA UP AH CUZ 🥭 TRUTH  President Trump Posts On Truth Social "... NVIDIA's U.S. Customers are already moving forward with their incredible, highly advanced Blackwell chips, and soon, Rubin, neither of which are part of this deal. My Administration will always put America FIRST. The Department of Commerce is finalizing the details, and the same approach will apply to AMD, Intel, and other GREAT American Companies."

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SURELY NVDA KEEPS GOING UP

If bulls are right “STOCKS ONLY GO UP FUK U BITCHES” If bears are right “TOLD U SO OVERVALUED SHIT” Stocks only move to the right. Shit is so retRded i cannot even fathom. At least a casino gives you free room and comped dinners at Nobu.

NVDA GONNA BRING THE WHOLE MARKET UP

TERRAIN! TERRAIN! PULL UP, PULL UP!

LOAD UP TEM !!! LOAD UP TEM !!!

#META U SLUT GET BACK UP THERE WHORE

#GET YOUR LIMP COCK BACK UP THERE $META

#WRONG FUCKING WAY META STAY UP THERE LIKE A GOOD CUMSLUT U ARE

#YES GO UP META YESS GREEN CANDLE UP MY ASSSSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😍

#META GO UP YOU LIMP COCK

FED cutting rates trump keeping oil prices cheap af massive budget deficits to stimulate economy GDP estimates rising UP ONLY 🚀🚀

#UP ONLY

NFLX MOVE UP

Even coins are UP UP

**PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG** **THIS IS A STICK UP!!!**

#DAWG YO MATH IS FUCKED UP #$30 X 365 = $10,950 🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

STOCKS ONLY GO UP

I can’t believe SpaceX is only 800B valuation, are these PE firms, like, poor or what? PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP, or don’t and go public at 1T so I can buy with every penny I have

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Like WHATS UP DANGER

here is your daily noon PUMP IT UP session, enjoy

I LOVE MY HIGH BETA DATACENTER STOCKS. I LOOOOOOVE SEEING THEM GO UP $12 MONDAY TO WEDNESDAY AND THEN DOWN $10 FROM THURS TO FRIDAY ALRIGHT MAN OKKK

SPY CAN NEVER DIE. WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND? THE GOV’s ONLY TOOL IS TO PRINT MORE MONEY, ALL NON REGARDED ASSETS WILL TREND UP OVER TIME

GIVE IT UP, BERS. LET MY SOY CROSS 690

Bears think the market is overinflated. A story as old as time. GUESS WHAT DUMB FUCKS IT KEEPS GOING UP FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

Today we go UP!

We’re going UP UP UP its our moment

#WHAT THE FUCK $META GET YOUR LIMP COCK BACK UP THERE

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WE LIVE IN THE GREATEST DYNASTY OF AMERICAN POWER IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY. ALL BOOKS WILL BE COOKED, INDUSTRIES WILL BE PROPPED, AND MONEY WILL BE PRINTED TO KEEP THE MARKET GOING UP FOREVER

NFLX DIP BEING GOBBLED UP AND MY CALLS LOVE IT

#WAKE UP PUT ON DAVID GOGGINS AND FINGER YOUR ANOOS WITH COFFEE U SEE SPY 686!! Yeah it’s fighting back And u fight back Make money Fist on chest no fear Finger anoos hard and then start a only pans and make money Stfu with your excuses on why u continue to STAY IN POVERTY !!!!

White Monster has the battery Acid that charges me the fuc UP

APLD UP 7% PRE MARKET NEW LEASE INC??

SOFI COME BACK UP PLZ, IT'S FOR MY KIDS CHRISTMAS

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#$META GAP UP AGAIN TO $700+ PLEASE

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this shit is up 140% in 4hrs. this is some peak regardedness U CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

When I said I’d rather it crash than theta I was KIDDING GO BACK UP

# WHEN SMALL CAPS GET GOING YOU KNOW THAT RISK APPETITE IS SOARING # WE ARE JUST NOW STARTING THE NEXT MASSIVE LEG UP # 10% UPSIDE ON ALL INDICES IN SHORT TERM