UP

#GOOG NEEDS TO SHOW UP TO WORK TODAY!

WE'VE BEEN CHOPPING AROUND THIS RANGE FOR MONTHS WAKE THE FUCK UP

#HOOD WENT FROM UP 4% TO RED TO NOW UP 2%. FUCK YOU 🐻, HIGHER.

LOL THIS MARKET IS SO MANIPULATED SPY CAN DROP STRAIGHT DOWN TO 500 IN A DAY AND VIX WOULD GO UP MAYBE $.50

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON TESLA CALLS BEFORE THE STOCK MARKET CRASH

WAKE THE FK UP, NVDA. WE HAVE MONEY TO PRINT 😠😠😠

NVDA WAKE UP. I DONT LIKE THIS. NVDA WAKE UP.

# TESLA UP 12% IN THE SAME TIMEFRAME QQQ DOWN 3% # IMAGINE INVESTING IN BOOMER TECH ETFS

DONT WORRY I BOUGHT SPY PUTS SO V INCOMING BACK UP

# IMAGINE NOT BUYING TESLA WHEN IT WAS ONLY UP 8% THIS WEEK # IT'S CALLED MOMENTUM

HURRY UP AND OPEN THE CASINO

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STONKS ONLY GO UP

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#I SHOULD BE IN BED BUT IM UP LATE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY LMAO 🤌

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Madafucka opens his mouth on 'prime time' tomorrow. BISH HAD BETTER NOT FUCK UP THE MARKET. Shit is barely holding on, propped up by retail regards slamming buy in hopes of whenever fucking Santa decides to show up.

#THE STOCK MARKET WENT UP BECAUSE THE JOBS REPORT SUCKED, PEOPLE ARE GETTING LAID OFF, AND INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A RATE CUT 🫵🤣🤣🤣

# LMFAO LOOKING LIKE ANOTHER DAY OF SPY AND QQQ CALL HOLDERS GETTING BLOWN UP WHILE TESLA CALL HOLDERS DOUBLE THEIR PORTS

I WAS A GHEY BER TODAY BUT BOW CALLS ! STONKS ONLY GO UP 🚀

UP 350% ON SPY $680 CALLS PLEASE I WILL DO BAD THINGS TO GET THIS ITM

WHY TF IS FUCKING DOLLAR GOING UP

The last 5 mins has shed the entire cumulative UP volume built since they stopped the 10:25 move down, this bitch about to hit circuit breaker.

TILRAY GOING UP

SPY?? UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN MAKE UP YOUR MIND

SHUT UP

WERE GOING BACK UP FULL PORT CALLS

#BOLS WERE SO EXCITED WHEN IT WAS UP 0.02% LMAOOO

# MASSIVE BULL FLAG ON TSLA # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE THE BREAKOUT

# TESLA CALLS UP 100% # JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER THIS HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE DAY

FUCKING PUMP THE MARKETS SANTA!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! MY BELIEF POWERS YOU UP LIKE TINKERBELL!!! 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS BEFORE THE 10AM HULK CANDLE

# TSLA +2% DAY INCOMING # HOPE YOU LOADED UP THE TRUCK WITH DIRT CHEAP CALLS ON THAT FAKE DIP

# V GANG RISE UP # TSLA CALLS PRINTING

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those calls were blown out and he's down more than 50% on his shares. typical crypto top action. When everyone is chiming in that the rally is just getting going, you know it's near the top... People in Sept/October ignoring the previous 3 straight years of UP ONLY claiming "bull run about to start hurr durr"

#🌽 PUTTING UP A TRIPLE DOUBLE WITH TWO TORN ACLs AND GOGGLES ON ITS FACE.

#BEARS, YOU BETTER HOPE 🌽 DOESN’T SHOOT UP 5% BEFORE MARKET OPENS.

BER ARMY RISE UP!

#YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY BULLISH FEELING AWAY, UP ONLY.

CHAT GPT MOST DOWNLOADED APP (IOS) IN 2025 - 500M DOWNLOADS - MOST DOWNLOADED 10 STRAIGHT MONTHS - GEMINI #2, (AT TIMES TAKING #1 BRIEFLY) YOUR AI STOCKS MIGHT BE GOING DOWN, BUT THE USER FACING DEMAND IS UP ONLY.

looks like AVGO is only 1-2 days away from being done with tanking. going to LOAD UP on this. talkingheads going on and on about "mixed earnings" wtf earning call was exactly what was expected. The US Dollar is getting cheaper by the day why would AVGO sustain such a drop?

I DIDN'T LOOK AT STOCK MARKET TODAY, MAYBE IT'S UP

BER ARMY RISE UP!

Leg UP? You mean down surely.

>\*MANGO: I DIDN'T LOOK AT STOCK MARKET TODAY, MAYBE IT'S UP guys, maybe it's up?

Tmr: WW3 Tesla up 20% PLTR UP 15%