UP

# V GANG RISE UP

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Looks like the market's coming UP santa's chimney tonight

UMM DADDY, GOLD IS DONE BUT SPY UP? HELL NO

UP only

Let me take a wild guess… Every tech stock is up up UP UP! And google is down 2% because oracle farted

OMG UP .006742969666% FUCK BERS

PUMP IT UP

WAKE ME UP… WHEN DECEMBEAR ENDS

CNBC: FED CHAIR POWELL ANNOUNCES $10BN IN WEEKLY POWERBALL TICKET PURCHASES TO SHORE UP FED BALANCE SHEET

IT GOES UP FOREVER, LAURA

$RKLB is the biggest company to come out of New Zealand. UP THE KIWIS. but still fuckin expensive here...

chased my sports loss with an option loss HOW DO THE BUCKS GIVE UP A 16 PT LEAD IN ONE QUARTER THO?

UP UP AND ONLY UP

# LET'S FUCKING GOOOO # NEW ALL TIME HIGHS COMING UP

\*pokes market\* WAKE UP

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Crypto is 10000x more useful than Any AI or rockets IT SHOULD BE GOING UP!!! ALL OF YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND HOW POWERFUL IT IS!!!!!

BEAR FORGOT ONE PIECE OF CRITICAL INFORMATION. STONK ONLY GO UP

UP ONLY 2026 will be great

# NEW HIGH OF DAY # THE REAL SANTA RALLY HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET # THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS

THE ONLY WAY IS UP

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RIGHT BACK UP

nasdaq filling gap then UP only again

Even when tech gets sold there's a million other sectors pumping their fucking dicks off sending SPY up SPY ONLY GOES UP

#HERE WE GO! STRAP UP BOYS! 🚀🎅

# WE AREN'T GOING DOWN # FUND AND ASSET MANAGERS GOING TO KEEP THIS PROPPED UP TILL THE END OF THE YEAR TO LOCK IN ONE OF THEIR BIGGEST PERFOMANCE WINS OF THE DECASDE FROM BUYING LIBERATION DAY DIP

BREAKING NEWS: RECESSION CANCELLED. BUY IT UP BOLS

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NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP NEVER GONNA LET U DOWN

UP THE IRA

UP only goldilocks environment

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP

SOLD GOOGL OPTIONS AT OPEN I AM UP

SANTA WAKE UP

The startup space industry could have a head line like "LUNR DISCOVERS SPACE IS UP." and the entire industry will run 140%, then they'll get a contract, fuck up the landing, and send the entire industry spiraling again with Emo loss posts popping up all over WSB  It's actually a lot of fun!

WHAT IS UP RUNESCAPE BONDS SP500 CORRELATION?

GOLD UP A LOT WE NEED ICE AT THE BORDER TO STOP ANY CHINESE ADVANCE ETA 4 HOURS

IF THIS DRIFTS UP TO FISH MORE RETARDS I WILL CUT MY DICK OFF

WE GONNA DADDY THIS UP

PUMP THIS FUCKING STUFF UP EVERYONE BETTER BE BUYING TOMORROW Even bears we will accept your fractional share purchases

OMG FUTES UP 3%

True. However, I do like the one it sends when openDoor is up: "OPEN UP..." It feels like it's telling me to prepare my anoos

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NVDA is back whole day bull control UP only

IIIIIINNNNSTANT PUMP BACK UP

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