UNH

Why must I always pussy out and sell my UNH weekly calls for pennies and then it moons. 😭 At least I still have my shares and leaps.

i've got $6k liquidity in my 77k account. Currently i'm long SPY, UNH and company stock. What should I buy with the $6k?

UNH? more like MUNH 🌕

My stock port biggest to smallest. NVDA, QQQ, SPY, MU, TSMC, SMCI, APLD, RR, BBAI, SOFI, CRWV, CRWD, UNH

Unh unstoppable

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It would be sick if UNH would just go up nonstop but my cost average is 302

UNH bears getting gaped today 🤜👌 Steve Eisman guest guy where you at?

Don't worry boys. I sold unh yesterday so mooning is assured.

Sweet. UNH up $6

Why UNH pump? What's the news?

Good to see ya back UNH

So Unh starts going to 400?

UNH getting ready to run today

Unh stop going up We need some meat for nex week

heaviest bear flow: LULU, COIN, UNH, AMD

Oh man I am gonna be so green today UNH, INTC, RR, UUUU, TLRY

👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻you didn’t buy UNH at any time in the last 4 months!

Currently riding UNH leaps, Meta Feb 2026 calls and SPX 2 months out calls. Should I add Intel calls, 6 months out? A tough nut to crack 🤔🤔🤔

UNH 380 wen 🥺🥺

UNH $400

UNH!! Dont sleep on this 400 is coming

After that pump yesterday, I'm more inclined to buy UNH calls.

I have lost money on unh, orcl, meta, Nvda. What’s next who do I provide liquidity for before my savings hits 0

Wow rddt has become UNH/lulu where every day you think it’ll start going back up but instead falls hard again. Then once all the short term calls are all liquidated the big boys step in and buy calls when it goes up $20 in one day in probably a week or so

I need UNH to rip so I can feel less bad about selling NVDA at $184

Praying on a UNH gap up

Wtf. Literally everything i bought is being reversed. Got calls on RDDT and puts on UNH

No UNH, you were supposed to go up ⬆️

UNH always leads me to every human emotion possible in a span of a day, every trading day again. Its like they want me to have a heartattack, jokes on them though, I'm a europoor so no need to go broke because of a medical emergency.

Unh give me one more green dildo please

Regards: UNH sKyRoCkEtInG UNH: Up 0.5%

UNH is skyrocketing so that means we're gonna crash thr market

Guess UNH heard me talking shit

Is TrumpRx getting rid of UNH’s headache if you know what I mean?

UNH finally broke 350 Now the real pump begins

Why tf won’t UNH break $350

My only holding is UNH Jan 2026 calls. About the only thing that's red today. How am I so bad at this

UNH with the instant 1% drop at open. Now it’s gonna spend all day trying to recover like clockwork.

As per usual, everything else green so UNH needs to be red. Holding onto these puts.

Come on UNH you can do it, we all know you want to 💉🚀

UNH flatter than ya moms

What is your prediction for the next inside job? INTC is still flying, what else could fly? My prediction is honestly unh or ORCL  But my track record is awful and you should inverse it

Other than UNH hitting 500 by EOY, which insurance companies are gonna print after insurance premiums double?

UNH 380 wen? 🥺🥺

Come on UNH. Gimme 350 baby. Yeaaaa just like that

Friday I think UNH pumps.

going long on UNH was a great deal months ago. now it is just a boomer stonk that you'll probably forget you own. so not a bad choice, but not a fun choice either.

Thoughts on going long in Healthcare? UNH LLY NVO ?