UNH

UNH puts are printing rn omgggg

Puts on shitbag UNH baby!!! DRILL that pos!

Thanks for dying UNH. Very cool

The lesson I learnt after being exposed to UNH crash, META crash and last quarter AMZN drop is never to listen to them analysts on CNBC, they know as much as peeps on WSB

UNH, getting drilled harder than a 🌽 actress

I told myself I was already overexposed in their market but UNH looking real tempting here…

God damn UNH, i promised id buy at under 350 but this pooptrain has no breaks

I've gotten absolutely destroyed by Unh this week buying at the top

UNH is never going to stop falling.

unh calls🤫

Hard for me to get into relationships But I'm seriously ogling UNH At 19 pe and price stabilizing, it's looking damn sexy

UNH being down 4% after massive beat and raise makes sense 🤣

UNH???

Erm what’s happening to UNH

Can buffet buy some more UNH already?

buy the unh dip

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/TheSmartest_idiot made a bet that UNH would go to 349.1 within **1 week** when it was 359.89 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

Damn ...UNH getting killed

fucking UNH why’s it dropping

UNH dead cat bounce

Are you fucking kidding me? UNH is down big again.

UNH is resizing my bunghole right now

Have both, UNH $257 average so I'm straight chilling.

UNH bros should have bought GOOGL lmao

I didn’t expect UNH to hold the 389 it hit on the morning of ER but didn’t expect it to be at $355 a couple days later

UNH WTF GO UP FOR ONCE

I think UNH has officially surpassed TSLA for dumbest stock, officially going on my ban list

Their UNH price was undisclosed. The $315 price was just a guess. I bet that Buffet bought high though. Maybe in the 400s

That they’re doing absolutely nothing with. Even their UNH buy price was kinda terrible at something like $315/share.

any reason why unh rocketed then came back down?

UNH... safe? It swings wider than an AI tech startup

it might be good time to rebalance and move into some safer stocks like UNH ELV. ps i’m holding unh bags 😂

It would be sick if UNH could get its head out of its a$$

BA and UNH will rocket today

Invest in these stocks they will make u a millionaire. $Voo $Ups $unh $tgt $root $Pep $Oscr $Nvo $jd $dia

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Brubiu made a bet that UNH would go to 345.51595000000003 within **3 days** when it was 363.701 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 5 wins and 7 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

Save my Microsoft and UNH calls please

PLTR up 5% on no news while UNH went down 3.5% today after 2 bank upgrades today.

Next week I’m dumping half the port and reloading on year end 2026 GOOG, NVDA, NBIS, SMR, and UNH calls. Maybe some SOXL or NLR calls if I’m feeling spicey

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Fkthisst93 made a bet that UNH would go to 350.0 within **2 days** when it was 368.455 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/)

Just gonna keep accumulating UNH 2027 leaps on every single dip 💀

Damn u Microsoft and Unh worst week

i realized i suck at trading i should stick to leaps on good companies unlike BA and unh. 401k has been great though

UNH 360p p p printed. 🥳🥳

it’s fucking mind boggling how Tesla keeps pumping after missing earnings and Unh dropped

mfw UNH beats earnings but still falls off 4%

UNH...

unh gonna keep dipn oh boy

My god UNH why?

UNH had better than expected earnings and it still tanked. This market is regarded and rigged and a kid called me a bad word today 😔