UNH

UNH only thing red lol

So it turns out the same subsidies that everyone laughed at TSLA for losing are what has been making UNH stay afloat. I'm sure they lobbied hard to keep "hard working Americans from paying more" AKA give us our subsidy or we will pass on the cost lmao

People dont know how big unh rocket will be for 9 minutes

Please UNH end red today 🙏 SPY being green af with UNH still red would be funny af

"That is not dead that can eternal lie and within strange aeons, even death may die" - UNH is Cthulhu

Does anyone have unh calls or shares? Are you guys selling?

Dip buyers stay winning. Except on UNH lol.

UNH is dead once again 😟

I’m here to make totally bs predictions, UNH 270 next week.

Unh is barely touching aca tho

UNH you piece of shit

Warren "the bagholder" buffet with his UNH shares

What happen to UNH damn!!!!

I need the 2k stimmy check for more UNH

UNH disagrees.

UNH guys I need advice! Hold? Buy more?

Also idk why ppl trading unh… so many better trades out there lmao

I’ve got UNH leaps but I’m buying puts every day till it goes up again. Using the money from my puts to buy more leaps.

UNH can eat premiums better than any stock I’ve traded. It can hold a flat line for weeks while theta cooks you.

UNH public sentiment at all time low and traders sentiment near all time low LOL

Yea so UNH is gonna bleed again this week 😢.

UNH was almost 400 like a week ago, wtf happened lol

UNH about to fuck you and when you get alcohol poisoning from the depression they gunna fuck you again lmao 😂

anyone buying unh calls at open?

UNH to 300 plz

Does unh need a ladder

UNH really going back to $300

unh will be only red thing in this market cuz or fucking 🥭 tweets that’s not even possible

Yessss….die $UNH

Unh gonna skyrocket This is crazy , Mango can't do nothing Behemoth stock!!!

My unh bags looking Like i might Just puttem on fire

UNH is so strong that Mango weekend tweet bashing only dropped unh to less that 1% Every other stock would tank 10% or even more lol CrazY

Didnt people said unh -20% is not a meme?? Why is this not dropping???

Is UNH fucked?

unh calls fried?

Imagine selling UNH. Literal money printer. Roll call baby!

UNH is literally the only stock I see red lmao

Puts on UNH is my only move anymore.

Let’s all pray UNH doesn’t get hammered this week (it probably will)

Unh going green

will unh be green for once?

UNH can go green I already finished

I’m so happy I did not sell my UnH stocks at 311

When UNH had good earnings and it popped into the 380s, then proceeded to sell off everyday since, i knew Mango had some sort of insider trade to make Now time to cover those shorts

Need unh at like 300 tomorrow so I can sell my puts

UNH is chillin like a Napervillian baby woot woot

robinhood overnight regards were selling UNH at 310 lmfao, 400 by Friday confirmed

I am missing all the euphoria because my portfolio is: - 50% in cash - 50% in UNH

Why UNH why???

UNH dump not as bad as I anticipated. Super calm chat. Diamond hands