UNH

UNH bagholders: "Stupid sexy Luigi"

Mfw the 2x UNH fund is doing worse than UNH itself, let alone 2x it. Like that’s a little sus

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Looks like UNH is stuck in a wedge. Please unwedge it so it can pump

Unh this is pump for ants Go up ffs

100 shares of UNH on margin then sell a sept 2026 $400 call

Unh unstoppable

Then we GIGA MOON UNH for life!!!

What if the new Healthcare plan is the US takes a 10% stake in UNH?

We need UNH +5% up today or we dont even need to open casino

Can't decide if UNH to 250 or silver to 75 is more likely by end of year.

Calls on UNH

I have a strong urge to put my life savings into $UNH

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!banbet UNH -4.2069% 21h Pee is stored in the balls

Why UNH

Well unfortunately for unh Luigi had his court appearance today so it plunged on that reason, it's annoying as fuck though.

Unh ain't nobodys sweet heart that cockroach

Holy fuck what a shit day for UNH, can't wait for some better news already, jesus brutal.

wtf unh can’t ever be green and BA don’t have anything to do with crypto or Ai

If MSFT and UNH were people I would punch em

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Your daily reminder that UNH is a dumpster fire. It is only meant to be traded daily or with leaps.

UNH straight down for no particular reason I guess.

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!banbet UNH 340 1w

UNH to sell Banmedica to Patria for 1,000,000,000. Wonder how the stock will react.

UNH provider?

All you UNH bulls are gonna be frothing at the mouth Monday

🥭 Will be forced to approve ACA credits in 1-2 weeks. UNH will go up. This is not trading advice. Thank you for attention to this matter.

🌽people thought it would recover like liberation day but it’s recovering like UNH *laughing Spanish guy*

Reddit holding up my port while UNH drills me vigorously

UNH chart today is a horse eating grass.... https://preview.redd.it/blqcfgpwt04g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b99a3ce96a7a3df86df4427aaf3ddbdb12c56470

That boy is due for a pull back holy, watch it get UNH and META treatment and it drops 100-300 dollars.

What do we think of UNH gentlemen? Should be a steady climb from now on till eoy.

Unh friday bigly pump

Unh to the moon. They gonna need health care. 

Hey, is Donnie going to approve some Obamacare credits soon or what? I need UNH to go up

WMT $315 UNH $400 STLA $20

One day & it will come soon .....META, UNH & SPY will all jump up together like crazy. Till then, let's be satisfied with small gains

Boomer stock similar to unh, after its most recent earnings it sold off and next day it gapped up. Almost any red day it has is followed by 2 Green Day’s been swing trading it for a while now.

Selling options on unh is free money. This shit literally doesn’t do anything. Just sits in a tight range all day every day lmfao

Unh

Unh gigapump

UNH piss missile 🥹

Unh unstoppable

So they are going to take Obamacare, make it slightly shittier and call it Trumpcare? Great plan Donnie. UNH calls?

Unh road to $400 is opened!!!

Unh that is wrong way you goin

stop looking at tech stocks regards, buy those massively shorted stocks because the hype was in AI and money just keep flowing into it. MM is rotating out of tech and going back in these stocks look at ANF, KSS, shorted to the depths of hell and all it takes is 1 day to recover. some other tickers poised to up 30-40% in a day FLO CHTR CLX CRBL WING FISV FMC UNH ENR BBBY IPAR NTLA KRUS