UNH

Meta is the kid being held by the mom in that pool, MSFT is that drowning kid. UNH is that skeleton underwater

Decided to add UNH on the drop. My cost average is $294.8 and it’s been at that price for maybe 6 seconds this entire week KEKW

Am stressed asf waiting for AAPL earnings. Tried to beat my meat to relieve some stress but I can't even do it cause my noodle is as limp as UNH today.

who is excited to see UNH hit 300+ tmrw!!!

UNH 295 calls tomorrow are gonna smackkkkk

UNH is so algorithmically rigged. Unreal lol

what did I say. UNH green motherfuckers. And so is my Port.

the spirit of Luigi pointing and laughing at me as I hold these UNH bags

did someone say UNH calls for tomorrow? I did!!!!!

unh msft bagholders unite

UNH ends green todau

imagine buying both msft and unh because the fundamentals say that they are value kings fuck fundamentals fuck me

my calls are all up today except UNH while my only put is losing money LMAO

UNH 310 tmrw!!!

Rough week for me. First it was UNH and now Microsoft.

so UNH can go up 4% and i barely make anything and it goes down 1.5% the next day and i lose all of it?

hey 295 UNH calls for tmrw if you’re not a pussy

Anyone jumping into cvs and unh with me??

i’m still in UNH lol 310 by tmrw

MSFT and UNH tha bargain playz Call me a moron if you want and you'll be right 100%

if UNH goes up 2.5% im up 25k

Might be a good day to pick of msft But who knows my UNH is cooked

UNH green?

alr so UNH ends the day at 300 huh?

Unh all!

WTF WAS THAT UNH CANDLE

https://preview.redd.it/eml1oghfyagg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62b1574fd8a938e89a924a6fca5c6edc951049c9 anyone else diamond handing UNH?

Anyone jumping into CVS or UNH?

I agree, its over for ADBE, UNH however will be around forever.

sell it and buy UNH

seeing UNH and MSFT earnings, maybe intels wasn't that bad lmao

UNH really isnt gonna break 300 is it

Unh started to use AI program and just like that rocket ship starting to forming

UNH +$10 pls

Unh gonna pump another 4% today probably

UNH is my newest TACO trade. The flat rate is just to get insurance companies to beg.. he'll make some "deal" and the rates will return to something more normal. While he gets to brag about doing something, and acting tough. Of course, all this while letting all his buddies inside trade it perfectly.

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Electrical_Maize3587 made a bet that UNH would go to 295.0 within **3 days** when it was 281.73 and it did, congrats gigabrain. Their record is now 21 wins and 29 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - UNH to 310.0 before 10-Feb-2026 09:52 AM -05

Is UNH a buy yet or wait for 250?

Guess they're going to milk all the weekly premium out of UNH before letting it recover

Oh time for a long UNH position i guess...

Need UNH to open $305 for me to sell then let the market tank after

Thank You UNH you have erased all my silver gains with your stupid ass gubbermint freeloading bullshit

UNH drilling today???

UNH is definitely dead cat bounce. But given the timing of the insurance announcement, I sniff some grifting

CVNA got outed for fraud (again) and STILL fell less than UNH

will my UNH calls print tmr who knows

#Ban Bet Lost /u/AlfrescoDog made a bet that UNH would go to 302.34126000000003 within **1 day** when it was 296.413 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 191 wins and 50 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I bought HUM and UNH calls today, somehow both are green.

K guys, when UNH, MSFT and HOOD calls?