UNH

Anyone buying unh puts at open ?

No hurry to catch the UNH knife.

UNH dip was sold INTC dip was bought One stock is driven by fundamentals, other is driven by story and hype.

Buying UNH dip was not the smartest old-man decision before leaving. Still a legend :D

are UNH earnings out yet?

The fact is that UNH is a behemoth of the insurance world and the timing of 🥭’s announcement is suspicious and it seems they just want to rinse and repeat tanking the stock to keep owning larger amounts of shares for cheap and/or get rid of previous large shareholders and replace them with new ones

Unh iwm inclusion Friday

Started a new position, UNH at 294; what a deal.

A little bitch stonk they call unh

UNH

Buffet bought in UNH higher than this he is a bag holder now 

Not UNH

Remember when UNH was cruising along near 500 for years till Mario got em

UNH single handily giving Dow a deep and painful colonoscopy… without anesthesia

Hi UNH bag holder

My dad’s about to disown me for making fun of him for being a UNH baggie.

# panicans selling UNH. # don't panic the company is completely fine and the earnings are projected to grow again every quarter from here on # forward p/e at 15 with 20% annual earnings growth the next years --> that is NOT A SELL

UNH: *watch this*

October 27 it touched $379.99 then faded to $309. UNH is very familiar with this.

Bad news is I bought calls on UNH ! Good news is I only put 400 dollars

The second plane has hit UNH headquarters.

Breaking: UNH stocks are going to be included in happy meals as a bonus gadget along with a luigi minifigure

So, UNH earnings is not bad, in line actually. The only bad news is the "proposal" of new Medicare rate. And we all know about TACO, don't we?

Fuck UNH POS stock. Exiting my position. Where should i move my money to

Anyone buying UNH here

I'm for a loss of words, been holding on to UNH since september last year, been fucking sideways for months only to plunge over 15% while all the bad news was already 'baked in' the price. Well fuck me and please pay me ten dollars because I'm broke.

I see UNH and RDDT must be related to each other.

UNH = Utterly Nuked Holders

Adding 50 UNH shares to my 80. Buying calls at open

calls at open for UNH? quick trade?

UNH you dumb bitch lmao.

UNH sell off seems… a little exaggerated now…

UNH bulls in shambles

My fingers are itching for UNH

UNH only went up because Berkshire bought it. Guidance and earnings have been ass the entire past year. 

Unh just got fucked!!!

#What a great day to buy UNH calls ~1 hour or so after open

Here at UNH, the future is on the block chain. 📈📈📈

How low can UNH go? Drilling to the earths core. At this point I’m not even going to sell - rather it piss away to 50 usd

Unh to the moon

So the congress members knew shits about to Hit the Fan and sold unh before public knew….

Full ported UNH and RDDT calls right before market closed. Been purposely avoiding checking both all night and morning just so nervous to see if I may have doubled my port. Can anyone give me a little hint of what to expect?!? 🫣

Glad I liquidated UNH at 350. Yeesh.

if unh can dump like this why can’t tesla? their earnings are been shittier

Holy fuck, UNH is getting murdered. Down 15% before market even opens?!

Really regretting buying the AH UNH dip last night rn

Turns out the crash predicted by bears was UNH not silver holy shit

I am thinking about buying UNH puts at open to flip after a bit.

i don’t think earnings call will save unh im selling for huge loss k guess. 🥭cms announcement fucked this ip

Can't wait for all of the BUY UNH here DD's/posts in the next couple hours