UNH

Calls on $UNH anyone?

UNH is down like $40 before open. Good thing I liquidated half my position a month ago

Did Barron just buy the UNH dip?

The very last stock pick from Buffet was UNH btw - the oracle has lost his touch 😬

How’s Buffett doing with his UNH position now?

They are going to kick UNH out of the DOW and add CVNA

They are going to kick UNH out of the DOW and add CVNA aren’t they

Pass universal healthcare and take unh to 0

Anyone holding UNH, my sincere condolences.

unh is going back to 250.

Holy UNH

funny how it was right around this time last year that so many people thought UNH was the key to generational wealth, key to generational bags is all they got

Another dip buying opportunity for you UNH cucks

When she finds out you bought UNH at 240 last year 🫦

Never change UNH you dramatic cunt

Just woke up from my 3 day coma. Can’t wait to see how much my RDDT and UNH calls have grown!

UNH is heading to $5. You’ll get your government 🥭 insurance plan with $700,000 deductible and 60% automatic interest and you’ll like it.

Luigi is smiling somewhere. UNH shot dead

Fuk it I’m selling a CSP on UNH at open. Thank god I closed the one I had sold before closing yesterday

Damn UNH puts printed

Please UNH no more! We can't keep getting fucked! It's too much fucking!

anyone here have the majority of their holdings in unh and / or reddit? if so money has now left your life permanently

Everyone panic about UNH I’m holding my Avg price 291 a share earning came out a slide out this is over reaction about Taco talking nonsense before earning

Unh

Any chance UNH reaches 400 today after earnings?

Market erases 70% of my gains on UNH in one trading day gg

when do i cut unh losses

the level of research I do is seeing things tank dramatically like RDDT and UNH and thinking “wow those dropped a lot, wonder if they’ll go back up? let’s buy some calls and find out!”

I got out of UNH around 340, but bought too much RDDT shares, 2x long, and calls at 250 💀

UNH destroyed

And for today's trick, UNH wizard wil show you how to evaporate 6 months of gains in just 24 hours!

When is it safe to buy UNH

RDDT and UNH, 2 of my top 5 biggest holdings. yay

Good morning I think it's time to check on my Roth with my 30% UNH and 30% RDDT positions and OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

Itd be funny if Buffett actually panic sold all his positions on UNH after this drop lol

UNH prime boring share holding. Boomers about to start dying in mass for the next 10 years. Once boomers are gone, puts

Buy UNH before the 🌮

UNH PUTS????

RDDT is a long time hold. In 10 years no one will care if you bought at $250 or $190. UNH, until we get true healthcare reform they will find a way to keep printing money.

UNH shits and gits. Netflix takes 6 months to slow bleed out.

To think at some point I had RDDT and UNH in my port. Ooof

RDDT was shot dead on its way to a shareholder meeting months ago kinda surprised it took this long for the market to catch up. Am I the only one who remembers them pulling the mask off the UNH guy and it was actually RDDT all along? And they would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those onery kids and that dog??

Buffet now negative on his UNH position

BREAKiNG: RDDT caught colluding with UNH to give people cancer

Don’t let $UNH distract you from the fact that Trumps is going to be running 3 Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into $USAR and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motech system exhaust.

Wtf is happening to UNH?? 😳

Buffett is officially a UNH bag holder. What’s your excuse for not being losing money now?

Which one will hit $0 first today UNH or RDDT

Im legit thinking of dumping all my rddt at open and going into unh this is so depressing.