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How can you be a fat piggy talking about health stocks on TV in the year of ozempic?

What's the best way NOT to get annoyed and stressed about Trump every few weeks for the next 3 years? I'm struggling with this. I don't watch TV already.

Reality tv host

If 🥭 seized on live TV tomorrow I’d become a millionaire if I can click fast enough. !Banbet SPY 680 1 week

Theory: Tom Lee is in some kind of cult where he's blackmailed into going on TV and making outlandish predictions that nobody even half believes, not even Cathy Wood, and the cult also won't let him cut his hair.

This is holding on cause Jensen is currently on the tv

David Bateman doing crime is my favorite TV genre 

They charge outrageous premium on those tv scams. Hes probably still in the red

Made fun of my Pops for buying those Silver coins from TV ads. Who’s the dumb shit now?

I'm pitching a new TV show: It's Police Squad! but it's the federal government

#Downloading every Chuck Norris, TV show and movie and every Creed album to prepare for my flight to Paris tomorrow so I can show those Europoors what being a real American with a ballsack actually means. 🫡🇺🇸

Guy gets on TV sweating bullets everytime, he can’t calm shit

people are rotating out of the USD and into Gold/Silver because the US is no longer a sane and rational country, politically. investors don't know where else to go to. -murdering protesting citizens, Govt officials lying on TV ..."he was there to massacre ICE agents.." -Govt shutdown on 1/30, because more DHS funding is NOT passing Congress -President disagrees with independent FED chair/board on policy... DOJ looking into criminally prosecuting Powell. someone convince me that this isn't what is happening. USD abandonment. -

Hijack on Apple TV is so underrated, haven’t seen any good reverse psychology content at all lately 😮‍💨

Dawg I hope this guy doesn’t fall on live tv. That would be two dead white guys in one day. That’s too much.

Imagine the family of the murdered. Turning on the TV and seeing the fucking president and their cabinet straight up lie about what happened. Makes me feel like shit just thinking about it

ICE shooting and NFL conference championships Just in time for a nationwide blizzard that forces families to spend time together and watch TV Crazy how that works

Ya know, yes I grew up in the 80s, but the idea that everyone in the 80s grew up in these stranger things split level wood paneled basements is fuckin bullshit. Yes, my rich grandparents houses were like that, but the house I lived in with my parents and siblings was some 1800s fucked up horse hair in the walls bullshit, no happy go lucky tv in a fuckin carpeted basement.

The market needs to get its act together, it’s the only one that can force Congress to act. This BS they spread on TV about “oh he’s just gonna taco, there’s nothing to worry about, buy the dip.” That kind of shit only works so many times. How many times will the market let him get away with destroying every alliance the USA has worked to build? The dollar is literally a social construct - “backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Government”. He’s only 1 or 2 crises away from ending the Pax Americana, and every dollar you worked for being devalued to being worthless.

He's a bond permabull. Always on TV shilling how good bonds are. CIO of Blackrock Global Fixed Income. Also mega dove, but not super surprising as a guy spending his life selling bonds thinks bonds need a boost.

Whenever those infomercials used to come on tv to try and sell gold and silver bars to retirees, I used to laugh at whoever ended up calling them. Now those people are laughing at me.

This earnings season is gonna be the “oh shit there was a top” realization for AI Bools. They are literally begging people on tv to not “get out completely”

Bloomberg TV

Old TV was so heavy it became a shelf

You remember when the TV used to be the heaviest thing in the house lol

Sunglasses on tv to hide your robot eye is dumb. 🤌

Just realize my TV is so old the president wouldn't hit on it 💀

Always knew hockey was gay. Tv shows don’t lie

What am I drinking tonight boys. Just watching TV all night and trying not to jerk it too much

why is [WILL.I.AM](http://WILL.I.AM) on my tv trying to pump NVDA

this orange guy on the TV all the time is really starting to piss me off

Remember when stone cold could drink beer on tv

Exactly. It’s all just reality tv now.

Bet it was one of those sesame street fuckers. They are always bragging on TV having letters.

when does he straight-up shit his pants on tv? how will it be spun as alpha, big-brain?

No. Especially if they think it'll make him declare war on TV lmao

At least if you haven't seen him on live TV for 12 hours there's a reasonable chance he could have died in the meantime.

Bruhs what if they showed ice on live tv like cops

Apple TV and other products down globally?

The reason no other current Republican could ever hope to fill Mangos shoes is for all his faults, he is a master of reality TV and has an inability to feel shame which means he can convince himself he’s always got the upper hand no matter what. Pivoting between distinct chaotic situations endlessly, it’s governing for ratings. You don’t want people talking about how you like to fuck young teenagers? Venezuela needs help with their oil industry. Oh and Iran war. Psyche who tf even brought up Iran? Never heard of them. I think it’s time we own Greenland, don’t you? The press eats it up. Once nothing comes of Greenland we’ll be on to tariffing space or something.

NFLX has sucked ass for several years with stale content, ads, no password sharing, and executives demanding studios dumb things down "because their viewers are on their phone while watching" is the nail in the coffin. It's not seeing ATHs ever again, it will be the PYPL of TV entertainment. Couldn't have happened to a more greedier company.

I came here to post this. This guy gets it. Now if we can only ban fatties from going on tv.

> Why does america seem so fucked from the outside? This makes it sound like America isn't actually fucked on the inside Your leader literally goes on tv with fake press to talk shit about the previous guy while he threatens his allies and sends his secret service to harass you

Actually during the last recession and covid TV purchases went up and travel dropped.  People staycation.

They have good tv shows, only problem is, they cancel it after one season

This is what Tim Cook gets and deserves for sucking this clown off on tv and giving him his little participation trophy Go back to $200 apple you POS

The reporters are like people in pluribus, calls on Apple TV

Where is all this Lindell TV talk from???

Liddell TV ahahahah, it just gets fking more surreal

Lindel TV... Lord help us.