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2 things i learned today Epstein is Satoshi Trump shit his pants on live TV

yes, someone needed to wipe him after the soiling he did on live tv

Markets will be fine..ego is everything, who else can soil themselves on national tv and keep acting like nothing happened

He shat himself on tv earlier today so the team managing his stocks is now on diaper duty. should be back online by 2:31am, eastern.

President shitting himself on live TV? Calls on Depends.

LOL 🥭 really shit 💩 his pants live on TV 📺? 🤣

i just farted louder than Trump on TV

Imagine being the leader of the free world and you are live on TV while secretly wearing a diaper and then you proceed to diarrhea in that diaper while people stand around and smell it 🤯

I hate reality tv. So dumb and for dumb people but damn if I haven't binged 6 seasons of master chef straight

and added he did not shit his pants on live tv

and their announcing on tv how the market is at all time highs, yet i'm at wendys

Some politician shit his pants on live tv

Always keep backup underwear in ur trunk. Im not even joking. Its as essential to a man as a tv

Does anyone listen to that moron anymore? How is he still on TV?

What the fuck is with American presidents and shitting their pants on TV lately??? Get the fucking geriatrics out of this prestigious office, how we gunna have the leaderhead of our country be a rambling old retard that sharts on themselves during press addresses two times in a row now??? Truly , the century of American humiliation is upon us. I mean with Biden you could tell he was sharting but there was always deniability, you straight up heard Trump fill his diaper to the brim in his address last night before they hurriedly rushed everyone out of the room lmao. The top signal is in, America has shit its pants and lost the plot.

So TACO now shit himself on live TV now lol....

Prez shits himself on live TV - immediately stops conference. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This timeline sure is somethin

anyone study mining or we just echoing tv? It's the Saturday edition of freak out daily and its still at 78k

My wife asked me this morning why I fucked her so hard while she was face down at the opposite end of the bed. Didn’t have the heart to tell her I had the 🌽 chart on the TV.

no tennis matches so I got the BTC live chart on TV while my kids cheer. they have no idea what's going on.

How will people understand upcoming things such as Early Cancer Detection, peptides and menopause without TV ad? All people see HIMS as another GLP-1 Blue Pill and Hair Loss Company

spending money on a tv ad is not turning their tides lmfao

Really need Warsh to get on TV and start hyping up the market like he’s Steve Ballmer

Alright somebody take Elizabeth Warren off my TV 🙄😒

What we saw the last 2 days is the MMs’ 2026 playbook. 1. Run the market to ATH 2. Nag about valuation in press and tv shows with parade of paid clown analysts 3. Time the blowing the top of the market off, so retail and small players lose money while MMs and crownies make the bank! 4. Rinse and repeat We retails will find a way to trade this market. My rule from now on: Only carry small position overnight if any.

I would bet sports more if there weren't a 5 second lag between the books updating and what I see on my TV. Can't do in-game bets if you're watching from the past.

Talking heads on tv just repeating hawkish like its tariffs. They're messing up my V

I close my eyes during ads. Reminds me of my childhood when my mom would make me close my eyes if boobs came on the tv. No regrets. 

Watching TV for 3 min?

Man I don't see much fat cuck tom Lee on the TV anymore after he fucked all those people up with his etherium scam company. Fucking egg roll smoking bastard made a fortune off those retards

So I was at work last night and they had Cramer on Tv saying do NOT buy memory storage stocks, I should have read the sign.

Who's this lady on TV? New president?

made for tv ass president

New Apple TV? Oh hell yeah

agree on all counts. as it turns out, no1 likes to be a cuck to a spray-tanned fake-hair reality TV show host's threats, rants, and extortion schemes. leaders of other nations have more shame and self-respect than 99% of our government leaders and 30% of the voting public. while people argue about which stock will give them gains here and there, the whole currency it's traded on is tanking. don't take too long to figure that out, ppl... U.S. went all in on a speculative AI bubble. now that it's time to actually BUILD it out, we've picked fights with the regions of the world that (still) control the movement of copper, aluminum, silver, and lithium needed to build these facilities out. and to 30% of the population, this was "strong" and "patriotic"

lol no one gives a fuck about apple tv!

literal circlejerk on tv

Someone get grandpa off tv

Dollar collapsing, worst trade deficit in forty years, Europe and Canada moving from the US toward China and India, and 90% of the American people have no idea it's happening. It used to be they would turn on the TV and Walter Cronkite would tell them "this is fucked", but now they're turning on Fox, who tell them citizens being executed were potential terrorists, or Joe Rogan who's telling them men are getting pregnant now because he saw a guy with a particularly round belly walking down the street.

I used to watch gold rush alaska tv show on discovery channel back in 2010. I wonder what are those guys doing right now.

JPow will raise rates by 5% then will be deported to El Salvador and shown drawn out in handcuffs on live TV

Lamborghini CEO once said; We don't do commercials because our target audience is not sitting around Watching TV.

BASEBALL IS NOT A SPORT! You stand, you catch, you throw, swing and rarely, rarely run. Fake sport. That is why nobody gives a fuck about it any more. Doesn’t even come in TV! 😂 🤏🏻🤌🏼 Downvote if it is true

Throw your purse at the tv 

She got hit with a Glock dookie on live TV

He wants to be on TV

I would like to see a major world leader or a major ceo like Jamie dimon tell 🥭 to his ass on live tv

I thought that was on Tim TV

In the late 1990’s, CNBC was “must see TV”.

Bloomberg tv said largest daily decline of USD