TV

Work cooked me today, but now it's just me, the TV and a fine bottle of diet coke for the evening. That's what we live for

This is insane how can someone sleep at night after doing this on live TV.

🥭 its time to press the +3% button. Stop the shenanigans or I hope you shit your pants on tv again.

According to the people on TV when Biden created an average of 350K jobs a month for 4 years it was an economic disaster, but 130K in a good month for Trump is considered American Greatness.

TV is solid, haven’t heard of financial juice. Downside to TV is the alerts are whack and unreliable(at least on iOS). Just don’t fall for paid indicators. All of them are shit.

Only if you work on TV because then you get real time reaction

Lonely *eats my take out, watches Apple TV, on Reddit, no ex to text*

I always thought eating the rich is more of a metaphor but now I hope it’s going to happen. Like on live TV and with a big buffet for everyone.

Gyna tells banks to stop buyiny US debt, Mango sends out Hasset to leak jobs number on TV so he save his position, Number comes out tomorrow, Let's see if it matches the leak.

watch da tv

I call the tv my Bloomberg Terminal.

As long as he eats Clen he can watch a little bit of TV before bed.

I wonder how that thong wearing buff dude named Tren is doing lately Hopefully he didn’t get fat from watching tv shows all day smh

Im going to get half of this bridge, cancel hockey and shit myself on live tv -🥭

No big booty latinas throwing ass on TV tonight?

Bro turn on a tv this isn’t MM manipulation lol

TV expired peacefully. Not the warranty 

Member? Toshiba TV back in the 80s. It’s manufactured warranty was 85 years long! Never see that again.

Always fascinates me how things that would drive me bonkers don't bother some people at all. My nephew cheerfully watches YouTube with ads, even though he has a YouTube Premium account, because "he can't be bothered to log into his TV". I'm like, dude it'll take 10 seconds max. "Nah I don't mind the ads that much"

Was your TV also automatically switched to Telemundo during the halftime?

I can’t hear the tv because I have to move to reach the remote and if I bother remy in any way he’ll get up and move and I’ll be alone 🥲

I switched on my TV to watch overpaid ads and was surprised to find football in it

Do you guys have sex with the lights on or off? I usually just keep the TV on as backlighting.

Did you not see that sorry shit on your tv?

During the year 2000 at the top of the dot com bubble, 14 of the 61 tv ads during the Super Bowl were for internet start ups. So far we’re at like 50% AI related ads.

You're allowed to say dirty Jew on tv?

If I see NVDA ad .. Imma throw my TV out

Who’s watching a couple of buffed dudes getting roughed on a live TV with some ads in between? Raise your hand 🙋‍♂️

Let me guess, Collinsworth is gonna bust on live TV when they do a Mahomes tribute at half time 🫣

In case you missed it, tv market analysts are blaming retail traders for the metals price irregularities and acting like we've caused all the market irregularities 😂 love it

We are turning off the tv for the halftime show and playing banjos 🪕

So many idiots are going to get liquidated today on the game. Personally, sports betting has been a constant source of entertainment, watching bros melt down and punch the TV

Every year I wait to buy a bigger tv until the super bowl, so that Monday's green candle is wicked fuckin bigger.

What if I told you that you can just turn the TV off?

Tv said bill gates is a good guy tho

Nancy Guthrie shouldn't matter more than the rest of the kidnapped people..same effort across the board or get off my tv.

You're gonna sit on your couch on Sunday and yell at your TV like you're some kind of world class football coach, aren't you?

Tom "Fat Cuck" Lee has been mentioning r/wallstreetbets on literally every single TV appearance recently, I feel so seen 😭

There needs to be more sex on TV

How does anyone want in on this when we have the weekend and a brain rotting 🥭 in office. Dude just shit his pants on live tv and got ripped on by putin/iran tried to drone strike us.

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Pump will pump, dump will dump - expert in tv 📺

Whats the economic impact of the leader of the free world posting videos of Barrack and Michelle as gorillas and shitting his pants in a dementia trance on live TV? Calls, of course.

Bill Clinton’s Epstein testimony will be prime time reality tv 😮‍💨

I ain't doing this world ending shit anymore. Everyone crying in here makes me think that tomorrow is going probably going to be a bloodbath, but next week mango man will jerk off on live TV and we'll rip past 700. I ain't falling for this bullshit again. Buy. This is going to age so fucking poorly isn't it...

Do you know what’s extremely annoying? Financial commentators on TV or radio say things like “people are selling due to fear in the market.” But when you look at the actual numbers, that’s insane. Amazon lost $350 billion in five seconds at market close today. That’s not people selling.. that’s algorithmic trading and institutional money moving in massive blocks that benefits a very small group of ultra wealthy

At least there are adults in charge that definitely don’t shit their pants on tv

Maybe we could get a new food delivery company or possibly another online TV channel?

This earnings call (MSTR) is about to be more entertaining than any reality TV

And a full diaper on live tv