TV

So the maker of Ozempic passes out on live tv. 😂 Really think about that. 🍿

Agent Orange is live on tv. Dip incoming.

Odds Alex Karp cries on live tv?

What ends 1st, government shutdown or ESPN/YouTube TV shutdown?

Believe it or not, maybe don’t go on live TV talking about stocks when you have pubes glued to your hair - Alex Karp

I wonder how she got a job on tv 🤔, she can't even read from the teleprompter 

You can connect you PC to a TV

I need it on a big tv with controllers

LLY pumping cause the president glazed them on TV

I can’t believe ivanka passed out on live tv today

I really have to switch to fubo from YouTube tv for espn now don’t I

Soun bragging about being able to order food through your tv with your voice. In what world is this progress? 

Summary of today: Premarket up 0.26% with 30 minutes to open Suddenly drops about 0.4% and goes red with a few minutes to open Realisation sets in they bid it up overnight and as soon as open hits it just free falls Sam Altman is a retard for calling his own top begging for money the absolute retard Bessent another retard for saying some parts are already in recession Important guy at novo opens hood app and sees the damage and faints on live tv with mango sitting in front of him (some say mangos fart may have been the cause) Speaking of hood, it slips 10% Mango still thinks drug prices can come down 700% (the max is 100% otherwise you’re paying people to buy it?) 0DTEs, weeklies, monthlies getting absolutely destroyed and shaken out Gov still not open and market is getting more and more fragile and overreacting to every little thing like a teenager going through puberty Forgot to add: many layoffs occurring (market knew this would happen because of AI but now it suddenly cares. We’re moving the goalposts back and forward because we’re not sure if we’re bullish or bearish)

I open a solid put position then a guy dies on live tv and SPY rallies. Cannot make this up

A guy died on live TV when the topic was about healthcare

NVO CEO dying on live tv. RFK jr sprinting away. What a fucking hilarious segment of tv.

That dude dying on tv helped recover my portfolio a little

Soo uhhh wtf did i miss someone died on live TV?

Don’t act like you’d die for this shit unless you’re willing to do it on national TV

These old fucks need to just go retire in Arizona and die there instead of on TV lmao

he bet on polymarket that someone collapes on tv

There r a lot of odd ducks in this admin, but RFK jr is the oddest one of them all. The best tv screen writers couldn’t have imagined this character 

America is cooked, our fatty in chief is shilling weight loss drugs on live tv while the empire crumbles 

Karp shouldn’t have gone on TV to yap about short sellers lmao

Google buying tv ads as if people didn't know they were in ever aspect of their lives already. Pamp it

Boys I gotta tell ya going on a TV interview and panicking over a very famous bear short position is not very villain-ish, ugh

#I'm surprised that Netflix hasn't made a TV series yet where society collapses due to AI taking everyone's jobs and people start hunting down billionaires for revenge LMAO🤌

the fuck is that a tv station in texas?

8 other people. That would be a tv show

It’s funny that local news anchors think they’re the shit for being on tv. All you do is report awful news.

His demeanor is fine for a chode hosting a reality tv show I just don’t want to be on this fucking tv show

So now that all the call buyers on gld and slv got obliterated in the past two weeks it’s relatively safe to be buying the physical at or under spot (whatnot/ebay will sell Morgan dollars under spot all the time). I see gold and silver as the outperforming asset on a 10 year horizon with infinitely more safety than investing in spy or single tech stocks. Our economy is redesigning its end goal it used to be prices to infinity now it’s prices to 0 (see frontier air, tesla cost per mile, tv, amazon canned chicken 25% off Costco’s price of 2020 ($1.49 ea). We actually are headed to abundance. As stocks and prices orient towards 0 im guessing silver and gold will remain the universal stores of value that all countries will have demand for vs American stocks could fade on the macro.

Don’t spread misinformation. YouTube TV would have the broadcast rights.

Lotta Mango on TV today. Hedge accordingly.

Is Bill Ackman going to cry on TV again today?

Likes beauty pageants and reality TV as well. Is he jamming our gaydar?

The PLTR CEO is kind of an inspiration. If all you have to do for the job is get fucked up on stimulants and sound crazy on TV I could do that for billions of dollars. Lol

Once you see billionaires CEO crying like a bitch on TV you know the bubble popped

watching the irrational bol meltdown in here is better than the TV shows i've seen lately

Nah my boomer dad made me watch his TV show

Task was a great tv show

So what Cop Drama said shit on TV 20 years ago.

Alex Karp just said “shit” on TV😂

Futures down so they had to send Bessent on tv to pump lol

bro in cnbc has a real beft with some norwegian tv show

You can afford YouTube TV? Humble brag

Can't watch Monday Night Football on Google TV because Google and The Mouse are having a little lovers quarrel. Fuckers!

Can’t even watch this game. Bout to cancel YouTube tv

YouTube tv is blocking out espn because of the mouse. Lame and 🌈

Bers are checking the tv guide for game 8 tonight lmao 🤌🤡