TV

A lot of cigs on TV these days.

Bears are the type of people who record TV shopping channel episodes

The tv said it’s forward pe was 40

#White Lotus is your classic bulls vs bears TV show. Rich people staying at the fancy hotel are bulls and poor hotel workers are ber LMAO🤌

I can’t believe Philip Rivers is going to be on my tv in a few hours.

Yall ever think about getting a mullet and financing a big screen tv?

Sports ball and puck fuck can't exist without tax haven shields for the elites. Even the Yankees are in the red. Fraudball. Ain't worth the TV contracts and cable is yesteryear.

It doesn't work as well as commentators on tv would have you believe. I think everyone here knows that already, but it is BS.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a week where so many analysts and tv pundits mentioned the RSP *this much*… Time to make some larger bets on the Mag 7, you mfers don’t fool me lol

Just had one of those Trader Joe's TV dinners. Surprisingly good.

Those 5x moves aren't for you. They're for the market makers, the algos, the guys who know where the bodies are buried. You see them in your scanner after the fact, like watching a lottery winner on TV. The moment you buy, the edge is gone. You're the liquidity they're selling into.

#House Hunting TV shows be like "I'm a kindergarten teacher and my wife is a origami artist and our budget is $1.6 million" LMAO🎅🤌

Assholes on tv should have their personal ytd % next to their name

Did we invade Venzuela or did the CEO of SPY say the N word on live tv?

** Brokerage JP Morgan raises PT for Alphabet GOOG to $385 from $340 ** Brokerage says GOOGL is its top pick into 2026 as JP Morgan expects AI leadership, stack strength, data advantages and global distribution to drive growth acceleration and margin stability ** "We continue to believe there is a healthy runway across Search and YouTube ads as AI drives higher ROI & TV dollars shift online" - JP Morgan ** Gemini App is gaining share with 650M+ MAUs, and we believe robust AI-driven demand will drive acceleration in Cloud growth into the 40's%+ range, JP Morgan says

The purpose of linear tv is to make everyone in the room look at their phones

On the bright side, late night tv is more entertaining than ever

👨: Son, I lost $34 billion today. I don't think I can buy you that TV network 🙅‍♂️: No Daddy, I want Warner Bros #I WANT WARNER BROS! 😭😭😭😭😭

Better than reality tv

Trying to claim skydance paramount is just a small company on live tv is a ridiculous joke, literally offering one of the highest buyouts in history to buy WBD. Literally more than 6.5 times the value of the company itself.

#AWWWWW GAWD DAMNIT, GET THIS DAMN ELIZABETH WARREN OFF MY FUCKING TV 😤😡😠🤬

#We’ve seen your tv placement los hermanos and if that’s anything to go by you shouldn’t be managing muchachos peso comprehendo hombre?!

Ummmm are taxi TV ads tailored to my phone search history

No but if you laugh with the added fake TV show laughter then your mind is shot-out (rifle term for worn out barrel).

Does watching people kiss on TV make me cuck? 🤔

I like that Pluribus Apple TV series. Its pretty good. I like BLT sandwiches also

>Ecuador – 2008 >President Correa declared Ecuador's debt “illegitimate” on live TV and stopped payment immediately. 😮

I'm more excited for JPOW than any hit TV show's weekly episode

"December is absolutely wild! Between *Stranger Things* vibes, Pluribus making moves, and JPow running the Fed like it’s prime-time TV, we’ve got the greatest show on Earth—live from America!”

Tom Lee on tv stroking his testes

Good luck affording an 18ft 24k gold plated Monster HDMI cable for your 98" LED TV with the metals price run-up, you guys.

That guy from that one TV show was in an ad saying I should buy. That's good enough for me! \- typical retired investor

Gonna trade on the lapper at my local sports bar and ask them to put the TV on the fomc press conference. That way I’ll have plenty of alcohol around.

Some people have a woman and a living room with a large TV

Yall ever think about just doing a bunch of steroids and financing a 90” tv for 48 months

What in the world? How is it any different from premium streaming cable services we have now? Hulu TV also has HBO Cinemax starz and Live TV and sports as well as regular TV all in the same place….not following your logic

Say what you will about old cable but it worked man. You had everything in one place. HBO, cinemax had no ads. Regular network you dvr the shows you want and you can just skip ads. No buffering issues. Random lag and live events glitching out because of high traffic and congestion. You don't have to click through privacy policies and amke sure your apps are updated. It was simple. You turn on the tv and it worked great. No waiting for different apps to load up.

Nice. I need some boring precious metals and energy stocks. Not interested in these 100+ IV stocks where my money can be wiped out in 5 minutes cuz mango and xi start kissing live on TV. Whatever deal we have with china, we are still injecting billions of dollars into these industries to catch up.

They should be forced to show their net loss on TV

Did Dimon say the R word, followed by the N word, with no pause on live TV?

imagine people reportedly jumping from buildings because you took a fat turd on live tv

Every crypto bull I've ever seen on YouTube or TV looks and sounds like a scurvy used car salesman

Did Jamie Dimon drop a hard R on live TV or something?

PLTR 4 billion yearly revenue Market cap: 433 billion Move along Tesla. A new REGARD memestock KING is here. The CEO even tweaks on tv live high as balls. FULL REGARD MODE. This useless shit is gonna go to 5 trillion.

Jaime said the n word on TV or something?

This flat day has been very mildly interesting to observe while watching TV

Fun fact - indian TV host was fired after he named Xi mr. Eleven in live broadcast

Kind of like when they used to scramble the tv channels you didn't subscribe to...like the playboy channel...every now and then, the scrambling didn't work very well, and you could catch a glimpse of this or that...oh the good old days

I COULD HAVE BOUGHT AN M2 AND INSTEAD I BOUGHT SHARES IN A STUPID FUCKING COMPANY THAT PUTS PICTURES ON PEOPLES TV WHO DECIDED TO BUY ANOTHER COMPANY THAT ALSO PUTS PICTURES ON PEOPLES TV AND NOW A THIRD COMPANY THAT PUTS PICTURES ON PEOPLES TV WANTS TO BUY THE SECOND COMPANY AND NOW THRE FIRST COMPANY IS GOING TO $0 FUCK THIS