TSLA

You know how I know this dump is totally fake? TSLRRR is still at 400. Fake dump created by the oligarchs, time to full port QQQ SPY NVDA! If there was real panic, TSLA should be at 300 today like buttcoin dumping 25%

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

Wish TSLA bulls would buy LEAPs instead of shares, would save the rest of us a lot of waiting around.

Yesterday, I talked to director of a small engineering company which has real profits and margins. He makes about half a milly per year. He talked about all this you can only get rich by creating value and shit. Then I look at the heads of Tsla, Cvna, Pltr.

Lol TSLA pumping right back to 500 and then 2600.

I don’t trust any of this shit. Glad I sold my TSLA puts yesterday and took profit. This could pump bigly for no reason other than to shake out the mountain of put holders.

I miss the records/poster store in Bergenfield. Positions TSLA, NET and TLT, yes I am old as dirt.

So just fluff lol. Everyone knew that the board has been mixed on rate cuts. This is like an analyst reiterating a 600 PT on TSLA.

Can TSLA at least crash and burn with the rest please?

Bubble fears every day but the one stock that actually is a bubble TSLA is barely moving down lmfao

alright people, we all know our roles...freak the fuck out and sell everything except tsla

#Fuk TSLA!

Just can’t wait to see tsla drop to 380 or less I think it’s coming for them like it came for META

Musk ordering grok ai to say pathetic and false things will just make TSLA valuation at this price even more ridiculous

How is tsla green man wtf

TSLA is such a scam stock. Can't wait for it to blow up.

not sure what makes me more euphoric, the $pltr or the $mstr dump? hopefully $tsla gonna join them today as well 🍆🍆🍆

At this point TSLA is that kid whose friends have all gone down the waterslide, but he’s too chickenshit and is standing at the top trying to look normal.

Who knew tsla would be recession proof. A company that makes no money yet is valued in the trillions.

hell with it. nibbling on tsla and nvda and nbis dip. piss in the ocean but every little bit helps.

TSLA to 300 EOY

This crash is not over until TSLA is $25

Idk, just all in on NVDA, TSLA and BULL (50% port, 43% port, 7% port). Shares :( wish I had the youth and stones to do options again but can’t stomach it.

I swung tsla puts because I like to get kicked in the nuts

tsla back to being a stable400$memecoin

why wouldnt tsla pump? its not like the ceo leveraged himself to the tits in order to reach some impossible metrics

I should short TSLA because its slow and special

if our economy didnt make sense then explain this tsla pump

ah pump bulls alive lol bears dumb lol gooo tsla gooo

if someone yesterday told me "oh yeah NVDA will have good earnings, nasdaq will go up 2.3% then it will fall to -2.4% eod on no news, VIX to 27 and GOOGL red, but dw TSLA is green AH" I'd call them completely crazy

Chatgpt, give me an image of the Piper Perry meme but with NVDA, MSFT, META, GOOG, TSLA, SPY, QQQ over the gentlemens' faces.

Tsla green AH por que

Tsla rising in AH, WTF

🍈desperately, hysterically trying to sell Grok on X. Sorry, fuckface, TSLA is still fucked and nobody fucking cares about Grok.

Tsla is such a bargain at these prices

PLTR goes below 100 and TSLA back down to 200s eoy will make me pretty happy

realistically lets say market opens tom and I buy 1000 worth of TSLA 0dte puts at .3 delta and 1000 worth of 0dte calls for 0.3 delta. whats the chance one of them will go at least 2x and other one to 0 so overall trade is net profitable?

TSLA to 60

He did. Why do you think TSLA exists and isn’t dog walked by Chinese EVs here? Cause we’ve slapped 200% tariffs on them forever. That’s called trade protectionism and it’s viable for well scoped tariffs for things you can produce domestically.

I’d be pretty happy if TSLA dropped 2-5% per day for like the next two months.

TSLA 300 EOW

at least insiders buying tsla

I'm not even sure the Truth post that would be required to V this market. "100 FREE SHARES OF MAG6 STOCKS TO EVERY STRAIGHT, CHRISTIAN AMERICAN. TYFYATTM (and quiet piggy, TSLA)"?

Yet $TSLA still halucinating around $400

TSLA deserves to be spanked the most. get that batshit stock under 250 and then I will believe that we are in a bear market

If TSLA doesn't V hard tomorrow, then it's going to be my landlord's problem

TSLA is going to 440 tomorrow?

TSLA over 200 means this is still overpriced

Diamond hand my puts on both tsla and spy

took TSLA put profits on the way down. Closed out what I held. I don't trust TSLA to stay down. I finally did something right and bought TSLA puts at the top today. Closed them out at close. Bought 3 21NOV $415p at $2.95 and sold at $20.50. Bought 2 21NOV $407.5p at $1.37 and sold at $13.55. Fuck TSLA