TSLA

TSLA 500 somehow .. I don’t make the rules

TSLA $500 Book it.

TSLA 500 today or 470

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 15-Jan-2026 05:15 PM -05

I just woke up from a dream where all of WSB was watching someone bet $250K on TSLA calls just before earnings but then TSLA missed earnings so their position went -90% so they sold and then Elon went on the earnings call and said robotaxis are now available in your house and the stock rallied and then I looked at my phone and it was actually me who made those trades anyways, good morning fam

TSLA Model Slayyyy

All those Stephanie's must be happy with their TSLA shares that they've held since covid.

Am gonna open short on TSLA again at 490

Another day, another ass hammering for TSLA haters 🤗

I just had a late night brain blast what if instead of gifting a $2,000 tariff stimmy they gift everyone $2,000 of TSLA far OTM near DTE puts and then tank it 90% to fair value, wealth inequality solved!

tsla or rivn

What does TSLA have to do with the Japanese economy. Why rocket.

On what date was TSLA incorporated? An Etsy witch has a "Let it Rot" hex jar that she'll put the name of your enemy in for $10. But she needs their birthdate.

What if🍈 just consolidates all of his companies into a conglomerate, named Xtacy. Its subsidiaries: tsla, robotaxi rideshare, optimus pleasure bots, spacex, neuro-chips, ketamine pharmaceuticals. Would this not be an 8 trillion dollar company?

If you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who allocated 1.6 trillion (tsla market cap) and they risk every night they go to sleep waking up -80/-90% in the event that elon for some reason dies. They are so stupid they don't even know they risk that every fckn day.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 20-Dec-2025 11:46 AM -05

This is bullish for TSLA

Yes AnimePoors borrow money for free and buy shit like NVDA, TSLA, BTC, blah blah. When they have to refinance at higher rates, they'll have to liquidate some shit.

TSLA is the Gwyneth Paltrow of stonks.

Looks like an all time high is on the cards for TSLA 🤗

You must be new. Good or bad news, TSLA is going up (again).

BOJ can do what it likes, just so long as TSLA falls

I might hire that Etsy witch who hexed Charlie Kirk to put some bad juju on TSLA.

Decided for the first time to go short on TSLA at $490 today. Guess everyone needs to learn the lesson. 🤷

Fuck that guy tsla

insane day to have the short btc position the biggest gainer on a green day, beating all the stocks but tsla

Yen carry trade and boj priced in. Tsla robotaxi revenue not priced in.

What does a TSLA 🐻 says to an Oracle 🐻 "Relax it's a fake pump, it will dump" Little do they know....

The guys who wipe up the jizz and ass cream after a porn shoot are more dignified and and have a better position in life than crypto bros and TSLA stockholders. And it's not even close.

#TSLA SELF RIDING SEX ROBOTS! #WILL RETIRE ME IN HEAVEN! 🙏🙏🙏

Just buy TSLA. It'll probably work out in spite of all logic.

I need TSLA to hit $900 end of year. Let's make it happen.

Is there a good reason not to load up on TSLA puts tomorrow?

Hey guys, I keep asking, but isn’t what TSLA did yesterday considered a bearish reversal of the stock? It made a new ATH & then closed lower than the previous day? That & the way it boomed on the close I feel like it might reverse? I know it’s got regard strength but I feel like it maybe shifting after 2 attempts in the 490’s didn’t hold.

It’s over for TSLA

2027 DJT is a new branch of the military. TSLA put real uteruses into their robots to repopulate America.

Feels like TSLA going to test 470 again tomorrow

The year is every year. DJT is a meme company. TSLA is _the_ meme company

The year is 2024. DJT is a social media company. TSLA is a car company. The year is 2025. DJT is a Bitcoin treasury. TSLA is a space launch company. The year is 2026. DJT is a nuclear fusion company. TSLA is a robot company.

TSLA can’t go up tomorrow way to many calls out there it’s going down 🤫

Tomorrow gonna be fucking crazy. AMZN and unfortunately TSLA 500 calls

same story here. lost a lot on TSLA Puts, recovered with 3x leveraged silver ETF(so fking back!). all in one year. You can still come back, if you don't full port options and lose.

Some retard analyst tomorrow: "Ok Japan raised it rates to the highest in 30 years, this is good news for tsla."

Someone went mega short TSLA in last 5 minutes I think

Everyone talking about TSLA while RIVN is up 15% today and 42% in 3 months 😂😂

tsla calls tomorrow at open guaranteed to print

I bought a TSLA call. I apologize for it being delisted tomorrow

TSLA drillin extra hard

There is literally no fucking reason for this piece of ahit TSLA to be propped up like this day after day.

So quad witching tomorrow gets TSLA over 500 right?