TSLA

Why tf TSLA even up

TSLA bers LOL

The Bloomberg headline "15 People Have Died in Crashes Where Tesla Doors Won't Open" juxtaposed with it's ticket showing TSLA +2.5% today is something man

TSLA dump incoming i can feel it .. 495 psychological barrier

TSLA pumping before year end to reach their KPI goals I see.

Santa's waiting to buy the TSLA top and then be depressed until next July when he has to sell at a loss to pay for sleigh parts. He really shouldn't be trading.

TSLA 500 calls I’m I regarded

I need TSLA removed from SPY. It's insane that I have to root for a vaporware shitco for my SPY calls to print

Its funny tsla trading at SpaceX and tsla valuations

Can someone please put just another $17bn in tsla 🙏

If you buy TSLA at $500 you are the king of the retards

Please tsla just 1% more and I’ll sell

Tsla double in value from this years low 🤡sales are still declining

Bloomberg: Tesla burns passengers to death TSLA: bullish

TSLA wtf

TSLA price action is so confusing.

I have a limit order to buy a share of tsla at $500 so I can be the first one

SPY overpriced TSLA ETF.

Tsla 500 by year end wasn’t a joke holy😂

If being a bear makes you gay, what does being TSLA bull make you?

$TSLA $500 WHAT YEAR IS IT

TSLA mooning on...checks notes... Nothing. Literally nothing.

Held TSLA for over a year through highs and lows and sold a few days ago at 481 only to watch it immediately go up to 497, you’re welcome everyone fucking hell

my tsla puts expire worthless this week so its prob gonna finally drop next week or so

What‘s pumping TSLA today again? More algos?

Cant wait for the rug pull when retail finds out SpaceX has nothing to do with TSLA stock

Come on AMZN..just do what TSLA is doing.

Another day, another green TSLA. Just value it at 700 now or wherever it’s going. Ridiculous.

TSLA puts, baby

Tsla btw

Can't wait for spacex to go public then tsla will probably get delisted

You need the discipline of a senior Tibetan monk to scalp TSLA options

Any meme like movements on TSLA short?

shorting tsla was a mistake

STC last TSLA 12/26 480c @13.77; Could wait for a second wind today but decided to just close out since I won’t be watching closely today. 5x12.36 -> 4x20.54 + 13.77; 61.8 -> 94.24; 52% profit

Check amd, rddt, pltr, TSLA too Same charts

There goes TSLA

Did Jane street pull it off again or is TSLA still going to 500 today bols

Amd, meta, TSLA, pltr, Rddt LMAO Charts looking like an influencers pump and dump shitcoin

I sold my spy puts 30% down and bought TSLA puts for an 80% gain $200. Only down 50k on the year still. Or something like that. But we coming back. 😎

Shorting TSLA pump hasn't failed me so far

TSLA pump fail 😂😂😂

My TSLA calls were up 30% 30 minutes ago wtf just happened ... i sold for a loss

TSLA rekt

Sorry, I meant someone on X posted a video of Elon at a conference saying the stock will hit $500 before the end of the year. Congrats on your win! I had a weekly as well, which I sold this morning and made 10k 😱 TSLA is the gift that keeps on giving 🙌

I knew TSLA pump was fake

Let the bottom fall out TSLA - you piece of shit stock

Tsla bulls love to get cucked

not sure where I was defending Musk? I literally stated Waymo lost to TSLA... I have nothing else to say.Happy Holidays.