TSLA

I heard 🍈 say it will have the following specs: USS 🌮, CVNF-1. New generation of aircraft carriers, and uh, umm… first ever with a nuclear fusion reactor. Uuummm, and uh, It will be manned with tsla robots, and xai gruk will be in charge of the whole ship. Umm. Its fighter jets will compose of self flying model S, model 3, and cyber jets. All of this before 2026 Q3. And umm, we also haven’t sold many cars recently, but we’re not a car company. Umm. TSLA to 2000!

TSLA bears wondering why TSLA is irrational.

TSLA puts look so fucking tempting

Idk if the confidence in you TSLA call holders makes me nervous or excited about my short term puts

I actually had the balls to grab a TSLA 490 P when it was at 495 it dropped to 493 and I sold but I turned around and grabbed SPY 486 12/26. I held it overnight

Type in TSLA can click the big green button

Pltr, tsla?

Rainbow formation on the TSLA chart. Figures.

Made a nice 800$ in and out day trade buying puts at 496ish. Now only need to make up ~10k to break even for all of my other failed TSLA shorts 😭

Here for TSLA bankrupting every idiot in here buying puts

banbet! TSLA 505 eow

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 525.0 within **23 hours** when it was 482.175 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 175 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I actually sold some TSLA today. Felt right.

I don't know what will come in AH announcements. But I do know as a foolish holder of many things, that RKLB and TSLA puts will print tomorrow because those spiteful red and yellow M&Ms. We want the green, show us the green.

Tsla to 0 

TSLA stock is completed unrelated to the company honestly. May as well actually go to a casino with your money if you are a long term investor

TSLA has never traded on fundamentals. It's the #1 scam meme stock of all time

So is TSLA stock price is now completely disconnected from the car business? They are about to report a big miss on Q4 car sales after the New Year's and the market doesn't seem to care one bit. Is it all about FSD, Robo taxis, and Optimus robot now?

Would you pre-order the TSLA Sex Robot if you could?

Keep shorting tsla until I have no reason to live anymore

100 shares in to tsla Q at 420, double down?

#Ban Bet Lost /u/BuyHighCryLat3r made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **1 day** when it was 482.175 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 4 wins and 23 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Will Tsla break $500 this week?

BTO 1x TSLA 12/26 485c @9.85

I hope six months from now, I’ll be seeing comments that read “I could’ve bought goog at $311 in Dec”, while it is > $350. And other comments saying “Instead, I bought tsla at 490, while it is < 250.

tsla pump and dump tale as old as time itself

TSLA 500 is hilarious 😂 thank you thank you

TSLA tanks 1% and SPY moves up lmao

Thank you all for this TSLA 500 bullshit yall on, solely due to that im all in on puts, literally inverse this place make money every time

One can pray TSLA slice through that 463 support and gap up to 444 🙏

I should know better but added a 450p for TSLA end of February

Oh TSLA

Sell tsla calls and buy poet

TSLA puts seem like the obvious play for over night holds

Everyone hates TSLA, you know what that means right? - Time to buy TSLA boys!

This dip on TSLA is beautiful for my acc

Market is rigged by MM….. talking about TSLA

Dump it, figure it out TSLA lots of people got puts what you gunna do

$TSLA my love, go up babe!!

Lol tsla is legit inverse spy

HOOD, AFRM, INTC, NVDA, LYFT, LMND, MARA, TSLA, MSTR, CRCL, BBAI, XYZ, RIOT, SOUN, COIN, OPEN, FIG, NIO, UPST, PL - that's 90% of my port sorted by % weightage. Thoughts?

All these bullish TSLA comments are telling me it's about to dump

"I dislike Elon and I think the valuation is ridiculous so I am going to burn a pile of my own money to prove a point" -TSLA put buyers. Rip.

SPY down TSLA up is the opposite of what I need rn tbh

!Banbet TSLA 480 2wks

Bought more $TSLA!!!

The whole market is slowly going down but ofc the regard TSLA goes up

#Ban Bet Lost /u/SlimyMarvin made a bet that TSLA would go to 506.28375 within **1 day** when it was 482.175 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I give up - I guess TSLA was undervalued this whole time

Puts on TSLA when it's 495+ free money if long dated enough