TSLA

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Short-Dependent7676** bet **TSLA** goes from **417.44** to **430.0** before **17-Feb-2026 11:55 PM EST** Their record is 16 wins and 27 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

jeffrey epstein told me theres two things he knows, one is to pick hot chics and the other hot stocks, he told me to buy TSLA

Remember when Elon was all 'give me the plan to end world hunger for $6 billion and i'll do it' and then the WFP gave him the plan for 6.6 billion and he was like 'jk lol' TSLA

tsla about to make a run to 1000$

I have CVNA put that will make me a ten-thousandare if CVNA goes to 80 before then end of the year. Also TSLA.

TSLA offers a brand new car if you trade in two 32GB RAM sticks

My plan Tuesday morning? Beat my meat and then full port TSLA puts

TSLA

TSLA laying off 300 people next week. we need to unload our shares before then. omg did u see 31's feet? oh fuck. hahahaha. they look so fucking stupid i cant breathe.

Puts on MSTR IBIT ETHA COIN HOOD BMNR SOFI TSLA

#Ban Bet Lost /u/hellofresh332 made a bet that TSLA would go to 375.0 within **1 month** when it was 488.545 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

the only mag7 worth holding is TSLA, the rest are junk have-been stocks

Well, it's official... The entire Magnificent 7 is now negative YTD 📉 🔴 Nvidia ( $NVDA ) -1.29% 🔴 Meta ( $META ) -1.64% 🔴 Alphabet ( $GOOGL ) -2.16% 🔴 Apple ( $AAPL ) -4.50% 🔴 Tesla ( $TSLA ) -6.58% 🔴 Amazon ( $AMZN ) -13.24% 🔴 Microsoft ( $MSFT ) -16.75%

Crazy how stocks like NFLX and MSFT are getting battered while dogshit stocks like TSLA haven't (relatively speaking if TSLA was to correct like BAG 7 has been, given its volatility it would be in the 300s)

How was the week for TSLA 600k bro?

#Ban Bet Lost /u/KayA93x made a bet that TSLA would go to 425.0 within **1 day** when it was 416.4 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

TSLA Bubble still holding. Frankly, amazing. How can Musks complete Bullshit still keep together 1500B ?! needs to pop like everything

TSLA -20% next week all I ask

you bought 260 TSLA at 430$ Congratulations :E :D

TSLA is at like 300 P/E bro all the SPY is at 35 P/E bro while your inflation is stubborn and Euro is actually hardening and our stonks are like 15 P/E bro, capital is required to pay interest, you know so.... im sorry to burst ya bubble, but the party is over, we are Selling USA this year and the next year to come. When Mango is on horizont of leaving, you can have a real growth again, but till then: Sorry, but just nope.

I’m swinging $15,000 worth of TSLA $417.5 puts into next week. Cooked

Just let TSLA go red, how is it green barely

# tsla green LMAO

The amount of propping up TSLA gets is insane.

No need to panic everyone, $TSLA is still green

Fuckin beautiful rug pull. Loaded TSLA puts for next week

Holy shit I’ve made like 10 gs on these TSLA peaks and valleys. Major boner going into the weekend.

TSLA at 420 haha Blaze it 🔥😎 Weed is tight weed is tight

When will TSLA start acting like a real stock. If it was at the same PE as NVDA it would be a $50 stock which would be completely retarded since NVDA is growing and TSLA is shrinking by literally all metrics. NVDA made as much profit this quarter as TSLA will make in 10 YEARS if they keep this growth rate. Let that sink in for a moment.

They're going to take TSLA out back and shoot it next week. If you look at the 5Y chart, it does this all the time where it pumps to some crazy peak, stays there for some time, and then drills. So it will drill to at least 350, and then will see what happens from there.

Why are TSLA calls so expensive? June $500 are like $22

Coinbase up 12% and TSLA is stable. Thank god the worst companies are stores of value.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 310.0 before 07-Mar-2026 03:38 PM -05

He’s also out. I bought SPY calls he bought TSLA calls

Meta going back to 600 LMAO Honestly fuck this, should’ve sold for breakeven My bad for buying a company that shits out money rather than TSLA

Fucking TSLA is going to be 430 by close isn't it?

TSLA is the only mag7 stock worth buying, no major capex issues and a robust plan for forward growth

I’m with you + RKLB and TSLA go to space young man!

Let’s go tsla show them ghey bears 🚀 to the moon !

Qqq 585 TSLA 385 today too much to ask for?

Don't, idk about TSLA but PLTR is going to rip today

Keep going pls $tsla

Breaking: Elon announces TSLA will now start making breakfast burritos.

So TSLA is for sure going down long term but I would highly doubt not before some pops. I rode puts down but bought calls at close. This fade don’t last. Just wait for man boy Musk to say some ridiculous shit, something something in the future robots will delete work…retail goes nuts

If you took TSLA PE ratio and went backwards in how many years it takes for their earnings to be worth the price, you land in the middle of the Thirty Years War in the first half of the 1600’s lmao

Tsla opening under 410 tomorrow

Santa, I know we may not agree on everything, but $380 TSLA out of nowhere tomorrow would be the best early birthday present ever!

Need TSLA 400 tomorrow

Pltr tsla puts lfg

Tomorrow morning I am going to sell all my AMZN and put it all into TSLA. I'm tired of being on the losing side.