TSLA

Ever since the TSLA Q1 showed annualized EPS under $1 with no signs of improving and yet it ran 40% the next few days was the final nail in the coffin for me to fully accept how fraudulent the stock market is. It's all a game of picking up on whatever the MMs want to move. We're all driftwood trying to find the right current.

Would love it if TSLA goes red

Not a buyer in sight when I had all my money in TSLA three weeks ago, I guess they just wanted to wait for it cost 10-15% more.

whats going on with tsla?

If META goes red and TSLA goes to 460 it will be a mass extinction event. Fields of blown up ports moaning as they blink out of existence.

TSLA max pain is 420 🫨

Rotating into TSLA

TSLA is Leroy Jenkins-ing this mf

META, TSLA & NVDA are literally the only green stocks on the nasdaq 100

Someone accidentally flipped the wrong switch and the TSLA ‘buying like a retard’ algorithms are stuck on.

Who is pumping TSLA stock?

FUCK YOU TSLA

Nvidia has a product people wanna use, The Tsla is overrated crowd from 5 years is prolly shitting themselves in anger daily.

LFG TSLA!!!

Another day and another TSLA pump for no fucking reason Fuck I hate TSLA so much. It’s a piece of shit that needs to crater to earth’s core. I can’t wait for it to shit the bed. Fuck TSLA.

TSLA really wants to taste that sweet 500

Crazy how each one of the Mags is taking their turn. First AMZN and MSFT, then GOOG, now META. NVDA and TSLA are always memes, so I guess AAPL bout to go bonkers?

In case you're feeling regarded, I'm down $3000 on TSLA puts, and my 17 Pro got ripped out of my hands and stolen in broad daylight in Barcelona, can't get more regarded than this. Fuck my fucking big gay chungus life.

Need TSLA Driller to print

Musk and his billionaire buddies from the mid east look at tsla stock as a game. They pump it up. $50 million to them to trade it up is like $1 to us. It’s meaningless for them.

Mfs be like "what's your bull thesis" The thesis is that the sub hates the stock. This strategy literally **never fails. Ever**. Holding TSLA and BTC calls, already up 15x in total, expecting a 50x. BTC will be 120+K probably within a couple of months and TSLA is going to 550. I added more to TSLA yesterday morning after my comments got heavily downvoted. **Always inverse**

the "K" shaped economy can be fixed by Halving all shitty stocks like TSLA by half.

TSLA gives Elon a TRILLION and stock can't stop pumping who are the fools?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 31-Dec-2025 05:34 AM -05

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 31-Dec-2025 05:34 AM -05

TSLA Is a textbook example of failing upwards

TSLA UK sales drop 19%. Full port calls at open.

Tsla is retarded

I removed tsla from every ticker screen and I've never been more at peace.

is this about tsla again

TSLA must drop hard today?

TSLA just keeps going up on bad news LOL.

no way TSLA hits 550 in a month right?

TSLA pls hit $700 so I can pay off the new house 🤗

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!banbet TSLA 500 7d

Still getting downvoted by TSLA and BTC bears lmfao. I expect my positions to be worth 1.5-2M by end of January

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TSLA most retarded stock of all time

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!banbet TSLA $500 28d

Which is more likely TSLA under 400 or over 500 EOY ???

The year is 2069, and there is only one human activity left - gambling on tesla stock. AI has taken over all jobs and no company produces anything anymore. There remains one ticker left - TSLA - and no one knows why. It fluctuates with a randomness that even the best AI cannot calculate.

Tsla

Never sell tsla

everytime i sell tsla, the next day it pumps, how is it possible

Cmon burry just buy the tsla puts.

I’m seeing a lot of talk like market can’t correct anymore/ assets go up with inflation forever now and just sucks to be poor. I think that may be partially true, but TSLA stock is overvalued asf and there are still a lot of stocks that are dependent on consumer demand/ that have an increasing credit default risk. All that to say calls will print until they don’t and portfolios are wiped.