TSLA

I could've sold my TSLA call for +300 earlier and now it's at -300. Nice

please if there’s a Santa, let TSLA lose 479 support so it can go to 476

Hey step TSLL what are you doing to my TSLA 🫦😩💦🤤

TSLA SEX ROBOT PREORDER WEBSITE CRASHED 😩

I was told TSLA is supposed to be fraudulent and regarded. Why no 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀???

Can TSLA drop another 1% WTF is this

Tsla bulls love taking up ass

Tsla and nvda are extremely undervalued.

TSLA when I don't have calls: 📈📈📈📈📈📈 for 40 weeks straight TSLA the second I buy calls: 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉

Ah well. STC 3x tsla 12/26 485c @2.15; 3.04 -> 2.15; 29% loss

Holy total protonic reversal on TSLA batman

TSLA pick a fucking direction

Loading tsla puts for this big U-turn 

Slammin TSLA 490 puts shortly. Probably gonna be a rip me

At this point just let TSLA hit 500 already. Meme stock still alive on retard strength

TSLA. What causes a man's heart to be full of this kind of neutrality

Boomers are getting confused with groq and grok. NVDA and TSLA will both pump

"Would you still love me if I wasn't volatile?" -TSLA

Grabbed 400 nvda now at 190 ish + 200 tsla at 485.4 gonna hope on an early pop in first 5 min and get out

TSLA PUTS AT OPEN

Tsla Calls

lol MarketWatch trying to pump TSLA, why do I even pay for this crap

TSLA to 500 chop chop. I don't wanna hold these gross calls anymore

So, because I'm losing money on TSLQ, which is inverse TSLA, the higher the losses are on the position, the more I can put against my earnings/ gains this year. It should just about cancel out my profits, while setting me up for next year to be the year where I take some decent profits and have freed up some more liquidity by taking the loss

TSLA to 500 today? Nah TSLA to like 490 in premarket and then rugpull at open is the pattern now

TSLA just drop 5…7… maybe 10% please 

TSLA is green so guess Santa didn't want to give me my present this year

Loading 0dte tsla puts tomorrow morning at open . Free money 

Not to mention that TSLA has a history of over promising and not delivering

Tomorrow I load tsla puts . Full port 0dtes

TSLA puts all the way!

You can bag hold all you want but you know TSLA is going down

I'm always bearish TSLA but I'm leaning towards it having crazy pump from here to at least 700 and I will be giving up on puts. (Bers looking for a signal...this is it you ma be saved)

Why does the opening candle on TSLA on robinhood have an upper wick at 499?? Is that a glitch or did it really open there and then dump $15?

I have calls, so unfortunately for us, TSLA calls won’t print

Tsla 495 pre market come on

These TSLA calls gonna print or nah??

Data and energy and TSLA 1000 for ‘26

TSLA puts

im short spx rgti ionq hood pltr tsla silver oklo cvna

I give your company a 1 trillion valuation. Don’t care about your profts, i just love the future. TSLA style

Nah. Tsla all the way

TeSlaa TD! Calls on Tsla

Musk ≠ TSLA

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 17-Jan-2026 02:10 PM -05

Do you think I have a chance? Tsla 487.5c

Top analyst calls tomorrow: Netflix, TSLA, WLMT, V, NVDA, AMD

How TF knows lol. It's tsla

TSLA SELF RIDING SEX ROBOT WAS THE PERFECT GIFT 😩💦🫦💦🤤

TSLA 500 and SPY 700 next week