TSLA

All the tsla bulls choked on Dan Ives little ween 

Tsla pump after the tax loss harvesting is gonna be the tits .

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 01-Jan-2026 03:36 AM -05

Stuff like MSTR TSLA SOUN PLTR all these shitter stocks exist and bears short the oldest currencies known to man lmao

If you bought TSLA on December 16th… 😆

Mango 2026: "Crooked Joe Biden left us with a weak, failing energy grid—total disaster, folks, blackouts everywhere while Big Tech and AI geniuses suck up more power than the whole country! Sleepy Joe killed our nukes, but YOUR PRESIDENT is bringing back the strongest, most beautiful NUCLEAR ENERGY—nobody does energy like me, the best! " NVDA, TSLA, AMZN, APPL, GOOGL announces 100B investment into DJT to build up US Nuclear Energy. DJT: +100000% YTD Mango: Worlds first trillionaire (officially), he learnt it from his best friend Putin

last chance to buy TSLA before terminator takeover on Jan 1 2026

Yes! Down it is for you TSLA!

TSLA coiled like a snek, which way will it pounce?

\-7% day for TSLA please. Lets start 2026 on the right note (fuck elon)

TSLA, just dump

No green days for TSLA

Tsla about to rip

tsla dump ❤️❤️

adding some tsla here

Resume TSLA unloading in 2 minutes

To pump tsla delivery numbers, duh 

TSLA 🚀🚀🚀

For 80 years scientists have worried about over population, and all it took was Instagram, OF and Venmo to cure every country's population rate. Positions: QQQ and TSLA.

never bet on tsla. they always fck you

Tsla puts = free money today 

bought TSLA because Burry isn't shorting it

Nvda and TSLA pre market are green, that means we'll have a little SPY jump this morning so I can dump my irresponsible March 2026 calls right??

How is tsla still above 150?

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!banbet TSLA 470 3d

TSLA sales tanking. Naturally, the stock is up

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!banbet TSLA 470 3d

Tesla bulls think a -3% drop on TSLA is a juicy dip to buy LOL. Shits still over valued by 85%

They asked Burry if he would bet against TSLA and he said:  I am not short.  The man made all of his money last time on swaps though 🤔 

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As much as making and losing 90k hurts, at least I’m not the Canadian guy who made $415M on TSLA and lost every single penny of it. Could’ve been much much worse. Seems impossible to ever regain your sanity again after something like that.

Burry is not short tsla he’s only short nvda & pltr

I made money on TSLA puts AMA

Tsla is up 5% on this news. Wow

Seriously wouldn’t normally ask but I’ve become retarded and my 18k in TSLA calls are now worth 2k expiry 1/09 so I hold through an hope for 500+ before expiry or cut my losses 🫣

TSLA weekly calls fucken cooked to bits, I done fucked up bad this time

Coming soon Tesla robots you can kiss. Calls on TSLA

Ok smarties, why should I not full port a bunch of poor man’s covered puts on TSLA at this point?

Nope. As soon as I started seeing the Tesla cult spamming this board with 'TSLA to 500' all month, I had a feeling it would start dumping as soon as it gets to around 490

TSLA probably not hitting 500 this year at this rate

Fuck. Watching TSLA price action right now is making me regret selling my short position earlier for a measly £500 profit. Im absolutely livid 😩

Is 2026 the year of TSLA reckoning I feel like putting a large gamble on TSLA JAN 2027 $300 puts

Best of luck TSLA BULLS [Tesla Broadcasts Downbeat Sales Estimates In Unusual Move](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-30/tesla-tsla-compiles-downbeat-average-estimates-for-its-vehicle-sales?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTc2NzEyNjU4NSwiZXhwIjoxNzY3NzMxMzg1LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJUODJQRTdLSzNOWTkwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiIyODEwRTI4NDA4QkE0NTdBOTBERDFGRjU4QjhCN0Y4RiJ9.5sOgN4dbwCK-4hmAoCYo6cfIKZbXT0eeRqe3DK9BciE)

Why didn’t tsla pump today? There was bad news about sales estimates.

drop TSLA down to 400 and i will buy calls 👀

Maybe more TSLA calls will save you?

Remember all the tsla 500 bulls last week? Lol