TSLA

TSLA made back the move from yesterday because you guys bought puts

# GO TSLA GO!!! DESTROY THEIR PUTS LMFAOOOOO.

Sold more TSLA at 447.8 (cost 438.3) and took profit, 💰😆

It’s going to be one of those regarded TSLA days

Sold more TSLA at 446.7 (cost 437.8) and took profit, 💰😆

Officially getting possession of my nuts back if TSLA hits 447

I just want to remind everyone that TSLA is near its ATH with plummeting sales and no robotaxis That is all

TSLA up but my calls ded

People who are longing TSLA today evidently know better than the company’s CFO, who sold $1.2M in shares yesterday.

Why $TSLA go rocket today? Should go down, not up......

all members of Mag7 down aside from TSLA and we're trading sideways. Are you not entertained?

$TSLA to fall below $400 again? ARK selling and downgrades seems to be the writing on the wall.

What even is tsla man

Sold more TSLA at 445.3 (cost 436.5) and took profit, 💰😆💰

Sold some TSLA at 444.5 (cost 435.3) and took profit, 💰😆💰

TSLA to the moon

That’s right, TSLA. Stunt on these hoes 🕺🏽

You should know by now that TSLA puts are not allowed.

TSLA back to autopilot pumping. 678 by end of next week.

All the RED and somehow the only stock pumping is TSLA in which I have PUTS Fuck off

People holding AMZN, META and TSLA surely have a poster of Bezos / Zuck / Musk hanging in their bedrooms. Simps

Whole week of nothing but negative news and TSLA rockets 🚀 up in a straight vertical line. Make it make sense.

I don't care if CVNA or TSLA or PLTR are a bubble I just care if some dumb ber thinks it's a bubble So I can make money Put it in the bag brokies

My TSLA long is taking off, 😋🚀

So, TSLA green and CVNA red - we're rotating back to the old scam today?

TSLA for literally no reason 🚀🚀🚀

TSLA fucks!

TSLA on retard strength again

Let's say it together: Stop buying TSLA puts. Just let the fucker drop

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put them is free money 💴

Bubble me this: MSFT, NVDA, TSLA, META, GOOG combined are 400$ below ATH.

If TSLA can be above 400 then so can NVDA, PUSHHHHH

Google is the only mag7 that really looks good. TSLA is OK (but is of course fundamentally a dumpster fire)

I am holding NVDA, GOOG, TSLA and ORCL for Santa Rally.

I made 75% on TSLA puts yesterday. I may try again with the houses' money.

Before PLTR and TSLA, but after never.

TSLA to $200 pls

Who wants to gamble with TSLA Jan 2027 150 puts?

what if we all pump TSLA 🤓

POET BULLISH TSLA SHORT

Lol TSLA fraudbot fell backwards and the "AI" (Indian in VR control) made a motion to remove its AI goggles. The future books detailing all the lies and fraud of this era are going to be bangers.

people be like "oh Netflix is pretty expensive for its PE, I think it should probably dip down to its fair value" and then also will say "tsla calls at open"

TSLA teleportation you say? TSLA 1000 eoy

Not sure why people are blowing loads for TSLA over their robotaxi, when GOOG has been doing it for years

im thinking more tsla puts tomo

SMCI & TSLA calls at open for me

Quantum so cool I would never short long term I have no idea how that it works it’s a theory though and that’s lowkey how tsla works

im gonna need +5% on MAG7 minus TSLA. They can take the market cap from TSLA and put it on MSFT GOOG AMZN thatd be greaaaat

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 490.0 within **23 hours** when it was 454.646 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 173 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You know, a generation of American kids will grow up thinking: "this is how a big business meeting is supposed to go, in the big board room: everybody goes around the table kissing the boss's ass, and if anyone challenges the boss then he yells at them. This is how it's supposed to work, obviously, or he wouldn't be POTUS." Ameripoors r fuk. Position: SPY puts, VIX calls, TSLA puts.