TSLA

TSLA LOL

While we're here, can we get a proper -20% day on TSLA like on Carvana?

TSLA bears winning

Musk waiting with his finger on a button to post the next BS the moment TSLA crosses 400.

TSLA 360 eow

I just want the entire market to bully tsla thats all. 

TSLA is overvalued-> SPY dumps

TSLA 400 today will make my day

I only show up when TSLA puts printing lmao

Oh TSLA, thank you for drilling

TSLA only has about $400 to go before it hits FMV

I'm holding a cybertruckload of TSLA puts dated Jan 2027 and they are going to make someone rich. (The guy selling them).

Market pumping, TSLA dumping what a glorious open

Bought the dip on SPY TSLA and SNDK. Time to print

I have short dated puts on tsla and PLTR though

The Optimus is just a chinese toy with a humane inside - TSLA 350 puts eow

TSLA $350 EOW

What’s an actual fair valuation for TSLA? I mean, it must be worth some number [way lower than the current one]. They own some land and factories and shit.

TSLA 360 this week

Today probably green as fuck except TSLA and MSFT

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If TSLA goes below 400 this week I am cashing out these puts and buying a new Tesla car

TSLA better open sub $400

my port will go up if I buy tsla puts?

Hey guys! New to WSB here :) Have any of you ever made money buying TSLA puts before? Should I buy some tomorrow at open?

Can we all agree TSLA should be sub 400 this week? Or does it still have retard strength keeping it prop up

dems hate palantir and tsla with passion but always get fkd lmao

nice, i'm waiting for TSLA to hit 25 personally

Surely someone's gotta go to jail for propping up TSLA. Total manipulation.

My TSLA puts might be deep fried

“Anti Elon Tesla Club” Saw this in the wild today. Does this mean calls or puts on TSLA? My simple brain can’t compute. https://preview.redd.it/ptj0qcm28yjg1.jpeg?width=1645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc9803cb62c2aae08bf6a800e5d271aaa2e10806

My net worth is riding on 25k of tsla puts for eow

TSLA has a few issues...

TSLA below 400 tomorrow would be sweet.

TSLA: +0.00

Tsla Got an option when it was 425 then shit fell deeper to 413 and my contract is expiring on the 27th ultimate fcked

Idk about fighting TSLA

TSLA has updated its roadmap

Think this China robot show tonight will pump TSLA?

Fucking TSLA honestly Only thing that will go up regardless

X is down tsla puts it is

Tsla is a hedge against ALL global events. The stock price does not reflect our current reality, and just does whatever it feels like, irrespective of what's going on in the world. The world could be completely uninhabitable with humans extinct and Tsla would still be pumping 4% when Spy is down 1%.

Any TSLA holders here? Why? Can you explain your thesis for it

This bitch going down on Tuesday. Full porting TSLA puts.

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jeffrey epstein told me theres two things he knows, one is to pick hot chics and the other hot stocks, he told me to buy TSLA

Remember when Elon was all 'give me the plan to end world hunger for $6 billion and i'll do it' and then the WFP gave him the plan for 6.6 billion and he was like 'jk lol' TSLA

tsla about to make a run to 1000$

I have CVNA put that will make me a ten-thousandare if CVNA goes to 80 before then end of the year. Also TSLA.