TSLA

Don’t forget the only thing that actually tanked Tsla was when he got into a pussy fight with taco. That’s literally the ONLY thing that brought it down, and it’s the only thing keeping it up. 3 yrs left for that POS, when the 2028 leaps open up, time to short it. 

Quick everyone just hide in TSLA ! Its safe in here

Tsla running low on gas. Rotate to google.

Two things: Leadership and operational excellence. Tsla stands alone

Who watched that obvious VR control Optimus bot video yesterday and thought "I'm loading up on TSLA" These TSLAstans are mentally unwell and it somehow works out

Omg TSLA down $.5, better pump it $1.5

Continue to sell TSLA around 452.3 (cost 444.5) and took profit, 💰😆💰

TSLA dump yesterday followed by pump today makes perfect sense.

damn my portfolio is too volatile, time to buy some safe haven stocks such as TSLA, CVNA and APP

Bro why is TSLA ripping but not NVDA literally regarded

Someone should have a phd thesis on tsla behaviour, whole new definition of retard strength

Continue to sell TSLA around 451.4 (cost 444) and took profit, 💰😆💰

TSLA so ridiculous. Shit earnings, shit everything

$TSLA up 3% on news that their auto demand is down 20% worldwide and their AI robots are Actually Indians™️

Don't worry about this bearish price action. This is nothing more than a rotation to the highest quality stocks like TSLA, MSTR, and CVNA. Just keep buying the dip that keeps on dipping...

Rotate into tsla to keep spy up. Next is apple, then meta, then google.

TSLA haha nice

Apparently market-makers aren't pumping NVDA today, due to weekly options. They're pumping TSLA and GOOG; what else? I would pick ORCL, for a pre-ER run. Just got more ORCL at 220.15 let's see.

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!banbet TSLA -5% 7d

2030: Waymo has replaced every vehicle on the road with an autonomous vehicle. TSLA up 15% as analysts point out that Waymo has demonstrated the potential market for TSLA robotaxis once Elon figures it out

Exiting my positions in NVDA, AAPL, and META...schiller ratio. I bet $TSLA will have one of those head over heels drops the rest of the week.

TSLA you are absolutely unhinged

Do it TSLA, don’t be shy

RIP to whomever bought my TSLA puts <3

Did someone buy TSLA puts? 🤣

seriously tho.. whats up with TSLA?.. This shit just refuses to accept a losing streak.. mf down 3% 1 day and up 2-3% for 4 days..

TSLA back to 450

TSLA FUCK YOUUUUU

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 01-Jan-2026 03:36 AM -05

Continue to sell TSLA around 450 (cost 442.2) and took profit, 💰😆💰

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!banbet TSLA 455 4h

Show them the video of the robot making a “take my headphones off” gesture then plopping to the ground. They’re remote controlled via VR right now lmao. “TSLA isn’t a car company bro..” I’m still not betting against it though. It’s got that regard strength

Image thinking NVDA has less potential than tsla lmao. How many times do retards circle jerk musky. TSLA will be the next MSTR. Time will come. 

quickest way to get fuk'd, trade tsla, nvda, memes, small caps, or crypto... ironically also the quickest way to win

TSLA and CVNA close 2nd and 3rd.

How the fuck is TSLA still $445

TSLA pumpers are upset that they have been passed in share price by CVNA. So they are wildly pumping. Which meme stock will drop first below 400?

I never bet against $MSTR or $TSLA. not because they don't deserve it, nor because my money is scared, but because my ego could not withstand losing to Saylor or Elon. like on a personal level it would destroy me.

BTC, TSLA AND PLTR NEED TO FUCKIN DIE MAN. For the good of humanity and a just civilization. 

NVDA, GOOG and TSLA are the Iron triangle for my port. One of them will be up, regardless of broader market condition.

Sold more TSLA at 448.1 (cost 441.6) and took profit, 💰😆

Tsla gap fill 454 today?

Another fuck ass day Tsla mooning on absolutely NOTHING it got fucking downgraded just yesterday, while NVDA which actually has some news continues to suck ass 

TSLA FUCK YOU

# Love seeing ppl lose money on tsla. YES!!! WE are HEALING! LMFAOO OOO

TSLA made back the move from yesterday because you guys bought puts

# GO TSLA GO!!! DESTROY THEIR PUTS LMFAOOOOO.

Sold more TSLA at 447.8 (cost 438.3) and took profit, 💰😆