TSLA

Bruh TSLA, this scam stock is still green?

TSLA is going to get 50 Indians to remotely drive/monitor the Robotaxi making it look like it is 100% autonomous and stock will shoot to $500 before end of year

META: ray-ban glasses. GOOGL: follows with Warby Parker NVDA: makes chips for AI. GOOGL: follows with their TPU AMZN and MSFT launch cloud service. GOOGL: launches GCP TSLA: someday robotaxi. GOOGL: Waymo FTW. We will eat Uber and Lyft for lunch

I'm not asking for much, just a daily 10% drop on TSLA for a month straight after I buy long-dated puts...

Still dont know why TSLA is valued this much when GOOG is eating their breakfast lunch and dinner with self driving

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 378.092 before 11-Dec-2025 06:45 PM -05

Remember when Elon tweeted “I’m taking TSLA private” and everyone here was going crazy

Tsla green and nvda coming in with hard v. Yeah buckle in boys

People complained that the local Home Depot had a black Santa on display.. so calls on Tsla.?

tsla about to fully self drive itself off a cliff

We can all agree that Musk is a GOAT CEO, but the idea that he can repeat what he did is ridiculous. The amount of pure hopium in TSLA is batshit crazy. Melon lost his way a long time ago. The only original thing he has “successfully” brought to mkt is Cybertruck, which is an abomination, and has 0 sales. He did something never done before, then became political and torpedoed one of the best companies in the world. There is 0 chance it will go back to what is was. Only a matter of time before mkt gives up on musk. 

How on earth is TSLA still green. This shit is just pure retarded

Sold more TSLA at 452.2 (cost 446.5) and took profit, 😆😆😆

TSLA what a btch

The market is severely broken when the biggest scams are green while the mag7s (6) are red. What the fuck dudes. TSLA CVNA

sweet mother of tsla

SPY down TSLA up, it’s over

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!banbet TSLA $455 1d

Goog red, TSLA green - make it make sense.

Unsurprising that Grok is the only one that thinks TSLA will see a significant bump from rate cuts. That stock is as high as it will go for the time being.

So when spacex goes public does the cult finally abandon TSLA in favour of a new plaything?

# enjoy losing money shorting tsla for the billionth time. BEST company on EARTH!

Can’t wait for dogshit TSLA to crash next year. It has a habit of crashing after hitting all ATH

I wonder what happens to tsla once spacex ipos lol Maybe all the tsla apes will just get more money to put into spacex and tsla will stay the same but maybe.... Nah I can't say it, it's too crazy.

Why is TSLA allergic to go red..?

When TSLA investors read bad news they immediately call it fake and dismiss it but when it’s slightly positive news everyone pumps it even more. Perfectly healthy market.

Tsla model y is top 3 highest selling cars what more do yall want

I’m convinced TSLA will reach 10T before NVDA, and it will be retarded and not make sense

weekly nvda calls and tsla puts

Does or has anyone ever traded APPLOVIN? Besides TSLA, its a difficult one. Any thoughts?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 378.092 before 11-Dec-2025 06:45 PM -05

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 475.0 before 26-Dec-2025 06:23 PM -05

Sounds like TSLA is removing some safety monitors in Austin on 12/31/25 once they finish validation. 10x larger model to launch sometime Q1 2026. If the market brushes off the slow growth / EPS sharply declining narrative in Q1 2026, that will be a huge win for the bulls, as that suggests the AI narrative is start to catch on.

Easiest money right now, buy TSLA around $400-415, sell covered calls at $440-450 ish. If they get called away rinse and repeat. Weekly Premiums are crazy juicy.

Because it’s TSLA

TSLA opens at 480 the dumps all day tomorrow

TSLA pumping because electric car subsidies are done, we’re going to drill baby drill, burn “clean coal” and there aren’t enough batteries. That checks out.

TSLA and PLTR are green.  No we are not fucked.

Kimbal sold 56k shares of TSLA today, must be nice to have a rich brother that just gives you shares :(

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!banbet TSLA 9.9% 14d

hopefully CVNA because we want to see TSLA hit 0.

First to 500 - CVNA or TSLA? place your bets regards

We know you meant TSLA

SpaceX 1.5 trillion IPO next year, with TSLA expected 50% run-up first quarter, we finna have our first trillionaire. Incredible stuff.

If the Chinese are buying Tsla cars, it's bearish. Notoriously bad drivers

-Tsla fanboy- “Itz NOT A car company” -Tsla reports fake news that China sales up 0.00001% - fanboy- “much wow, greatest car company ever, pump it 10%” -NVDA- literally greatest company in history with best ever quarter in human history   -now we might even be able to sell to China! -mkt: hmm yes dump it 10% from highs 

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