TSLA

Im still down for shorting TSLA but I'm almost break even with everything else I've done.... Yay loss write off I guess?

Fuck it, I'm going all in on my vol trading strategy today. Selling options on LULU / ORCL / HOOD / CVNA / TSLA. Let's get this paper.

GOOG 285. NVDA 210. AVGO 450. TSLA 0(bcuz fuck Tsla and I don’t even have positions in it)

When shit hits the fan, defensive stocks like TSLA, PLTR and CVNA hold value. When market pumps, meme stocks like TSLA, PLTR and CVNA pump the most.

TSLA technicals are great to trade on rn. Algos must be stuck in some recursive loop.

My TSLA calls -90% hahahaha fml

#Ban Bet Lost /u/IndependentUsual7444 made a bet that TSLA would go to 394.47484 within **1 week** when it was 428.777 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 8 wins and 21 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

With QQQ down 1.25% that whore of a stock TSLA should be a lot lower

They make too much money. The market likes companies that have declining sales and super high valuations. If only they could start performing poorly like TSLA, they'd skyrocket!!! (barely /s....)

Brighter side: TSLA is diving.

I only want Elon and his rich buddies to be fucked. Not normies. But yes, please: F*CK TSLA and AI.

Gud morn regards, just another reminder TSLA isn’t worth jack shit. Waymo has Tsla beat BY A MILE with robotaxi while melon was dodgeing in the dumpster fire that is the White House 

FCK YOU TSLA

TSLA and Xai are gonna make data centers in space with SMCI in a few years. He will steal the idea from Google

spy 440 , goog 145, nvda 70, orcl 30, tsla 0, pltr -100. thank you for your attention to this matter

Tsla hopefully

TSLA Maybe nothing happens today but highly confident it’s overvalued and priced for perfection and the company is not on track for perfection by any stretch of the imagination.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 14-Dec-2025 07:37 AM -05

Bought back some TSLA around 448.6, target 489.

TSLA calls

Just need TSLA to have a -15% day and so I can avoid debtors prison.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Mediocre-Gas-3831 made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **1 week** when it was 450.781 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 21 wins and 46 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Is TSLA under $400 too much to ask?

Impressive drop on ORCL. Let’s see TSLA, NVDA, and PLTR’s corrections. 

My prediction for tomorrow is that Darden (DRI) will announce a $800b over 3 years plan to place AI kiosks in Olive Garden restaurants. NVidia will underwrite the costs and Palantir will data mine the kiosks. Each company will see a $400b market cap jump, and TSLA will see a $500bn increase. My puts will expire worthless and bulls will tsk tsk me for not having seen this coming.

Can’t say was nice knowing you but unless TSLA absolutely crashes tomorrow my ports finished so see you later gay bois ✌️

TSLA stock safe haven with low valuation right now

When do TSLA 2028/2029 options open up? After debating with the smooth brains on here I’ve realized Tsla is pumped up only because of the retards, taco crime family and gop. There is nothing in that stock. 2028 elections will destroy Tsla and PLTR. I only see Jan/june 2028 options so far.. 

What else are you going to when your time outside of work is spent in a TSLA?

# I WILL CONTINUE BUYING TSLA PUTS UNTIL I SOMEHOW START MAKING MONEY

TSLA gap up tomorrow

is this the dude that is always like "bought tsla at 420.69; looking to exit at 421.7 😎" LMAO

His TSLA stock made him the world's richest person (you belong here)

I lost money on META I lost money on TSLA I lost money on NVDA I lost money on AMZN I lost money on MSFT Haven't traded GOOGL yet. Tomorrow seems like a great way to start ^(I don't like trading APPL because it's boring) ^(all are options trading, I was either too late or too early lol)

TSLA is also down in the After market

SPY All time high close today. NVDA -15% from ATH's. Other Maggy 7's other than TSLA doing the heavy lifting looks like

If I can see hot garbage like ORCL tank, I don't mind seeing my tech ETFs lose value. I am more than willing to risk losing a few % of my net worth if it means I get to see TSLA die.

TSLA ATH soon. calling it

TSLA up 100% since Tim called the bottom😂

How is TSLA holding the 440 range. The stock market is all momentum and manipulation lately.

New TSLA ATH EOW

And Apple, TSLA, Quantum, and now data centers in space

TSLA puts so tempting..

TSLA is almost worth more than META while having <10% of the net income.

You might feel stupid but you could be buying tsla at 460 right now.

TSLA 300 wen?

TSLA = SPY today

ok ok fed cuts exactly what everyone was expecting. You can now sell off TSLA **this is financial advice**

Bruh TSLA, this scam stock is still green?