TSLA

Waymo gonna be shut down within the next 3 years cause TSLA will overtake. Enjoy the last 3 years

Bruh... TSLA got gay sex robots, MAX gay...

this was the best possible start into new year for me. Silver printed, tsla printed and crypto printed. All gains realized. Doing 100k challenge this year

For TSLA yes

Agreed, the TSLA Self-Riding Sex Robot is years away and its being priced like its been riding for years

Hahahahah now we are trashing Elon, he might turn Tsla +15% Monday. As bro feels like it

TSLA will go down from now, EU, US is going back to ICE, only GYNA loves electric cars (as they should be because they can't compete in ICE market) . and Elon, he loves Space more than anything else, he will leave TSLA just like he did with PYPL.

How much more abuse can TSLA shareholders take? The CEO is completely off the rails deranged, promises of robot cars replacing humans is always "coming soon", its car sales keeps dropping quarter to quarter. The company has exhausted its "meme" energy and the only thing keeps share prices afloat is the hype for the spaceX IPO. I'm betting some angel or activist investor buys enough shares to shift power away from the Elon personal circle of major shareholders to have enough corporate votes to oust Musk as CEO

My YTD in 2025 was 38% My YTD so far:-2.6% Thanks TSLA

TSLA is full self driving money into my pocket.

Amazing how many people believe TSLA has a robotic/AI future. This is the company that has failed to deliver FSD for an eternity.

Its down 10% in the last 5 trading sessions what more do u want 😭i do agree this fucking stock could randomly do +30% again i wont touch tsla again with a 15ft pole

Elon reverse squeezing TSLA 

I like the recent TSLA trend. Any MMs here? Are you guys offloading prior to Jan28 earnings date?

TSLA calls gotta be ok right?

For real, TSLA needs to drill harder

For PLTR to dump like that while TSLA only loses 2% is a fucking joke

How about them TSLA puts

Long TSLA, short RIVN I guess. 🤮

Who ate with those TSLA puts. The mayhem may continue tomorrow stay tuned.

I'll bet you one TSLA autographed by Elon himself a self-riding Sex Robot

Made $6k today. Used $1k for TSLA calls next week. Had to give a little back for the retards that got wiped out on day one.

TSLA is a bigger bitch than DOGE Prove me wrong 

I saw someone say: With TSLA, stock is the product. It is so true. Shit doesn't make any sense.

Tsla and pltr down The world is healing

Seems like high PE names being sold off, like PLTR tsla and CVNA

PLTR and TSLA ded money

The Chinese firms like BYD are all going to eat each other, then TSLA will eat the winner.

TSLA headlines today: Deliveries drop for 3rd consecutive quarter, falls under estimates, Tesla overtaken by BYD as top manufacturer Also TSLA headlines today: Goldman raises price target from $400 to $420 *I hate this fucking company, I hate this company so goddamn much*

TSLA calls for next week.. 440 strike for relief bounce..

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Acrobatic-Book6799 made a bet that TSLA would go to 449.0 within **38 minutes** when it was 441.045 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You suck TSLA

All in on TSLA 2x stock. If it goes to $650 by mid of year I make good money, if it crashes then me broke af

Tsla bout to shit harder 

!banbet TSLA $449 38m

At least TSLA can move $40 in a day. Fucking NVDA is an option sellers paradise. I’ve been selling hella naked calls for weeks and banking. Bag holders paradise.

TSLA calls on this dump are a gift

Watching AMZN and TSLA get pushed down while DJT, pretend money, and shiny rocks get bid up is pure entertainment. Welcome to 2026!

fucking TSLA omfg

FUCK YOU TSLA FUCK YOU ELON CONGRATS TSLA BERZ

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TSLA going back to $495 next week wouldn’t even be surprising. Half expected actually

TSLA makes overpriced plastic cars for pretentious conformists.

Sold my regular tsla stock and just went all in on 2x tsla stock. When it goes down 7 days in a row, average gain of over 10% in the next 2 weeks. Easy 20% for me

Tesla being down 7 days is quite bullish for the next 2 weeks $TSLA up 5 out of 5 times with an average gain of 13.7%

This is the flattest market in awhile. Spy is down less than 0.1% and TSLA only down 2.8% off of terrible deliveries. Do it market, jump off the cliff edge. Stop edging us

Kinda tempted to grab TSLA calls to ensure it goes below 400

So TSLA stock is like $30 from car sales . And the other $400? From the useless robot?

could have bought 0dte ASTS calls like respected investor, instead I bought calls for META and TSLA

How is MU still pumping when everything is dumping? MU the new TSLA?