TSLA

TIL TSLA does not stand for testicular 😔

Why do I get this weird feeling this clown 🤡 market is gonna pump TSLA to 500 by end of Jan

TSLA sex robots will come with a monthly membership along with a $10k “full service mode” that will be implemented at some future date.

NVDA 📈 TSLA 📉

So buy TSLA and sell Costco? Seems like a bad decision.

it's the first trading day after Christmas 2025 / Satan's rally: the stock market has crashed to ATL, after BLOOMBERG exclusive that $ORCL is now building only 2 toilets in its HQ instead of 3, clearly a sign of increasing credit distress $NVDA has now become the least valuable company in the S&P500, and continues to trade like a meme stonk meanwhile $TSLA and $CVNA hit new ATH every week

new burry tweets, new AI model (like this week when googl got fuk), random "fake news" (see MSFT -3% last week or ORCL this Friday), mrPres. bad health condition, MU shitting their ERs... and TSLA increased sales

So TSLA $1000 EOY?

according to all the Sissy SpaceX fans, TSLA stock is adjacent to investing in SpaceX, they are intertwined and not just a car company. So, when SpaceX IPO's then we should see a split from TSLA and an appropriately significant stock price reduction, right? Right?

Was there an actual reason that tsla was bullish yesterday beyond the usual meme stock bullshit?

Bers would love nothing more than to see TSLA crashing thru the basement

Seeing everything red but tsla is actually a war crime. This is the world bers want. Total anarchy.

FED should stop looking inflation as a gauge of money excess in the system. They should just look at current TSLA price. TSLA at all time high = there is too much money in the system = no cuts. Very simple

TSLA should be $5

Managed to claw back to break even with some gold plays and inverse mstr, rgti. Still got a lot in the inverse mstr and deep red on inverse tsla. Thinking about selling it all and buy a bunch of car parts. Remember how I felt when I was down like 25k dont want to be there again but losing on tsla is rustling my jimmies

TSLA to $4000

TSLA 600 eoy 🚀🚀🚀

It's only rigged if you didn't read the other million posts of people betting again TSLA and losing all their money

I don't know about the earning reports but if rklb and spacex (without starlink) make similar revenue with similar margins (doubt tho) then yes, but keep in mind everything elon touches is overhyped and overpriced, check tsla, its valuation makes no fuckin sense

"Domestic Tesla sales hit 4-year low: Tesla's (TSLA) U.S. sales dropped 23% in November to the lowest since early 2022, as new lower-priced models failed to offset demand loss after EV tax credits expired. Shares fell 1%"

Will TSLA ever go down this shit is so stupid

People are like "we're done with AI so we're selling NVDA. The real future is in Robots so we're buying TSLA. Which definitely don't use any NVDA chips. Surely not."

You're really trying to make sense of TSLA? Where have you been the last few years step bro? 🤌

Y'all screaming BUBBLE. Meanwhile mag 7 ytd... MSFT +13.53% NFLX +6.80% AAPL +11.13% TSLA -4.35% GOOG +63.39% AMZN +3.10% META +10.03%

What's everyone's Christmas wish? Mine is MSTR - 150 AMZN - 270 TSLA - Under 400 (But really to 0)

Tsla always behaves weird, should be priced in

This day was masterfully, engineered with surgical precision to fuck me specifically. Every single stock on the planet I own tanked, stuff like nvda, goog, etc, and the one single put hedge play I had was tsla

I’ve gone a step further and stopped trading it altogether. I don’t care much for the company—whether it goes bankrupt or to 10 trillion-but I do care about making money. But with tsla, you will lose whichever direction you choose.

TSLA gonna become the most valauble company in the world when it moons during the next market crash

The only logical thing I can think of for why tsla pumped today is that Elon told his buddies to pump it so he can dump his 1B stock( bought in sep for Nov comp plan voting) next week. His brother(Kimbal) also sold 3% of his tsla stock this week

Tsla is already bellow 300, so calls?

NVDA and AMZN actually down more than AVGO over the last 3 months. TSLA up 23%

Why tsla up when market down?

I got bored and turned stocks into "Tinder Profiles" using AI. Which one are you swiping right on? **1. Tesla ($TSLA)** * **Headline:** "I’m literally powering the future (and your anxiety)." * **Bio:** I’m high-maintenance, obsessed with Mars, and I have serious mood swings. One day I’m buying you a Cybertruck, the next day I’m tanking your entire portfolio. Can you handle the drama? * **Red Flag:** My boss tweets too much. **2. Ford ($F)** * **Headline:** "Reliable. Classic. Probably reminds you of your grandpa." * **Bio:** I’m not flashy. I won’t take you to the moon, but I’ll pay for dinner (dividends) every quarter. I’ve got baggage (debt), but I’m built tough. * **Red Flag:** I haven't moved in 5 years. **3. NVIDIA ($NVDA)** * **Headline:** "I'm the popular girl everyone wants right now." * **Bio:** I’m expensive, I’m running the AI revolution, and I know I look good. If you want a piece of this, you’re paying a premium. Don’t ask if I’m a bubble, just enjoy the ride. * **Red Flag:** One bad earnings call could give us both heart palpitations. **Be honest: Is this actually a fun way to find stocks, or is it just a gimmick?**

TSLA is OG

Bought my TSLA puts right before that last $4 rip up. You’re welcome.

I wouldn’t be shocked if a TSLA situation arises lol, but I’m with ya, I could easily see the floor getting pulled.

They gotta have some kind of algo running that listens for negative news on tsla, coupled with a spike in short positions being opened, plus some other market conditions. It will commence buying, and squeeze the shorts. As the price increases with shorts covering, institutions and retail fomo buying, the algo will slowly sell into the strength to maintain its liquidity. -tin foil hat analysis

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Saved by Tsla

TSLA sales drop to a near 4 year low... bullish! Lol

Classic fraudulent TSLA pump today

459 TSLA !! this shit is fucking rigged, fucking space ships! FOR WHAT!! Dumbass US economy right now

459 TSLA !! this shit is fucking rigged, fucking space ships! FOR WHAT!! Dumbass US economy right now

TSLA up on hopes and dreams...for over a decade. Fuck this stock.

TSLA daily chart is something lol

STC 2x TSLA 12/19 452.5c @14.47; 11.27 -> 14.47; 28% profit

LOL. I thought TSLA was a tech stock. You guys, collective stupid is winning. Humanity is doomed.

Your typical retard spastic bull is a distinguished gentleman of taste and culture compared to the fucking swine TSLA bulls.

The amount of financial crime that goes into keeping TSLA afloat has to be astounding