TSLA

memo for future me: whatever happens, world war 3, 600% tariffs, china declaring bankrupcy, AI bubble pop... just buy $TSLA literally guaranteed free money unless they increase sales, then it might crash

So funny how TSLA just keeps going up lmao

TSLA to $500 today

Tsla up tsla up tsla up up up tsla up tsla up tsla up up up

iShares S&P 500 Excluding TSLA Because Elon ETF

Tsla 500 eoy

Tsla +6% on things priced in for the last decade

Even TSLA at ATH  Bears punching air right now 

Can just make most peoples monthly salaries doing full port TSLA 12 day out calls past couple months every week. Idk y this stock goes up but it just acts like a welfare cheque if you do calls

Just wait for the TSLA sex robots for the next leg up

Imagine if you had listened to Nutlick, 🌮’s commerce guy earlier this year when he went on the news and said tsla at low 200’s is a generational buying opportunity. I wonder, what if I just listened and full ported into shares/leaps. Next time an insider publicly says to buy something, should probably listen.

Short Ai. Calls on TSLA. That is a winning hedge play.

Be all in on TSLA Iykyk

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 488.80223 before 23-Dec-2025 05:33 PM -05

Tsla explosion soon get ready for it

Give me a good short here. Trying really hard not to go short on TSLA, before it pumps again.

Surprised TSLA isnt up 10% off 1 staged robotaxi withtou a safety driver sighting

TSLA holders, how's life on Mars so far?

TSLA Jan $450 calls looking great. Probably going to raise them and push further out.

mstr calls/tsla short/crvna short

i agree, youre totally right. ive been waiting on the downfall of tsla for over a year, it just keeps going up, until it wont. imo good time to short.

TSLA now SpaceX proxy lol 🚀

Sounds like they’re ahead of schedule TSLA 500 EOW

Since TSLA definitely for-really-reals has autonomy figured out, they should push that update across the whole fleet.  Imagine the sheer fucking carnage on and off the world’s roads lol.

Tsla is a 1.5T cap stock on falling car sales and robotaxi(testing). Robotaxi revenue won't have meaningful impact prob till Q3-4 2026. Semi revenue won't have impact till Q3 2026 also.

Only go long on TSLA. Never short

TSLA should stop being such a tease and get to 5 trillion already!!

I remember a hater last year told me I was an idiot for believing in Tsla and it was going to zero. I told him why not put 100k in puts if he's so sure. Then Trump got elected and the stock doubled almost overnight 🤣 Hope the poor fella is ok...

TSLA needs to do another 3% like Friday while everything drops.

Institutions to revalue TSLA on Monday LMAO 

AI trade.  Market suddenly oversold. 6 Bil people use internet FREE 2.6 Bil under age 20 1 Bil will pay $30 a month for AI No wonder ORCL is not panicking or saying anything abt stock drop like companies usually do - e.g TSLA, AMD - these companies the mom stock drops they’re on docket to counter… Next catalyst - Denial of Tariffs - time to go long

NVdA is shit. It will crash to 150…TSLA will be 500+ by eoy!

I sold nvda and went full port on TSLA. So TSLA for the win!!!

#TSLA about to open $500 tomorrow LMAO🤌

#They spotted 1 Tesla robotaxi car with no drivers in austin which means TSLA stock will be up 8% tomorrow LMAO🤌

TSLA would jump 4000% because Elon has rocket ships

For those who can't find futures: ORCL -6% AVGO -2% TSLA +7% NVO -14% you're welcome

First tesla seen without safety monitor driving around in Austen, FSD is now fully unsupervised, TSLA is mooning tomorrow 🚀

I wish I had a cool story, I just watched it all go away with several ill advised 0DTE SPY and TSLA shit

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TSLA bulls raving over a paltry driverless Tesla has me feeling good about my puts lmao.

BREAKING: TSLA unveils technology to allows drivers to drive at night by illuminating road in front of vehicle with advanced magic bulbs of light Cult: TSLA UP 100%!!!

"cathie wood ARK sold TSLA" i guess TSLA is going up

Dot com p/e 80 PLTR p/e 180 TSLA p/e 316

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Can't wait for TSLA to be the 1st company to hit 10,000 P/E ratio. It will all be okay though once the sex robots are available for pre-order though.

Hoping SpaceX IPO next year for 2 trillion and TSLA also hits 3 trillion 🤗🤗

SpeceX IPO I’m thinking calls for sure, I messed up on TSLA but this is my second chance can’t wait!

Broad market pulling back on Friday, while TSLA pushing up 2.7% made no sense. TSLA isn’t some safe haven asset, but a risk on asset. SPY will retest 690 during regular trading hours this week.