TSLA

I say this with all love and respect, TSLA - please eat a giant shitburger to finish the day. It would make me so happy. K. Thx.

Cmon TSLA, you have one more giant dump in your colon. Let it out. Do some dumpies.

Can't wait for Musks crash outs to become more vile as TSLA heads to $70

TSLA 420.69 is not a meme

TSLA looking like it's about to dive again.

Pltr gonna have oklo energy tmrw. Tsla too once Elon announces what he discussed at dinner with mango

This NVDA Alpamayo autonomous driving platform is going to shake things up, bigly. TSLA's $1.5T valuation is mostly due to robotaxis and Optimus robots, maybe a bit for the car and battery business, but Robotaxis have been the biggest driver that TSLA is $430 and not $43 if it was just a car company. I bet a bunch of big TSLA holders are re-evaluating their thesis today.

Wsb: how do you lose money in this market? Just buy calls! Me: *buys calls on TSLA* 💀

TSLA 450 calls might print tomorrow

TSLA 🤭

I am buying TSLA. Good bye my port. Please call me retarded below.

I just noticed on the TSLA 15 or 30 min chart yesterday, it looks like a perfect bart Simpson head.

Odd, I sold TSLA at 489.88 back on 12/22. That's a fuck off a drop right there

Tsla in Fking freefall

The TSLA posts are getting out of hand so gonna grab calls

When TSLA 500 so I can short this for eternity

Ill blow this whole room is tsla can just go 0%... 🫡

look at that v on TSLA, we are so back

TSLA shares depreciating faster than a cybertruck

Here's the thing. NVDA announces some kind of car tech and kills TSLA today. It announces partnerships and everything around it that has nothing to do with AI blasts off. Announce a new chip? Flat, but kills AMD. Basically, NVDA news only affects other stocks.

TSLA 490 to 428 in a little over 2 weeks, what an electrifying dump ⚡️

TSLA getting absolutely DUNKED on this morning

QQQ calls closed at +40%. PLTR may calls up 30%. I’m so fucking wet. Putting my grubby paws on TSLA, AMD dip next

TSLA 300 after earnings

Friday TSLA rally confirmed

Market green but TSLA down? Is it groundhog day?

Nothing gives me more joy than tsla and btc down together.

Why is fuck bitch TSLA down today?

Nvda killed tsla stock

According to the line I drew, TSLA is going to 420

Bought a TSLA call because I figured it would rebound a bit but holy fuck.

Oh TSLA weeklies could be a 5x by tomorrow

I cannot be more proud of these retards that bought TSLA yesterday... you just deserve to lose everything

Shhhhhh, TSLA, shhhhhhhhh Just let go. *pillow over TSLA* Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Tsla at 0% would make QQQ +1.2% right now.. Elon totally cux us with his botched penile services

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TSLA on a guhh run

How many fords is tsla losing today not-car bers?

Tsla needs to help my qqq calls out 😭 plz elon, lend us your botched penile services 

#TSLA finally having a red day after a million green days in a row LMAO🤌

If tsla reverse to 0%.. qqq would pump 2% 🫡

My least favorite ticker is TSLA. I'm having a good morning.

TSLA about to drop another leg down

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 426.4524 before 25-Jan-2026 08:37 PM -05

Front page is just full of TSLA puts gain posts. So proud of this sub rn

How regarded am I to even consider buying TSLA shares rn

TSLA only down 4% Only 86% to go until we hit fair value

TSLA down $20 today. Which means tomorrow it will be up $50

Still think TSLA gonna drop until avril like it did in 2024 and 2025. The prices on those march puts are way too much for me to risk it, though.

bottom on TSLA for today? 👀