TSLA

One thing I never understood from TSLA fans is their argument against LIDR and being 'too expensive' If there is anywhere I'm willing to pay a couple extra dollars it's an autonomous ride that has the better safety record and added layers of security to not kill me

Calls on TSLA, damaged cars need replacing

This morning's news should be absolutely crushing for TSLA, except Musk will just say something about using AI robots from space in 2035 to improve to the point of being as bad as human drivers are. Stock up 10% on the news

4 years ago I had a rule to not play with stocks that I didn't understand. Stayed away from tsla, GameStop, and other meme stocks that acted erratically and unconnected to their numbers.  But at this point, that includes everything, including the indexes. The entire market is just a vibes-based memestock now and luck with timing is the new fundamental.

TSLA calls

By extrapolating mileage data from Tesla’s (TSLA) fourth quarter earnings report, electrek estimates the company’s robotaxis have driven ~800K miles by mid-January. With 14 crashes on the books, that translates into 1 crash every 57K miles. By comparison, NHTSA data from 2022 shows human drivers will experience one minor or major crash (excluding fender benders) every 500K miles. By this measure, electrek suggests the Tesla (TSLA) robotaxi is 8 times more likely to crash than a human driver.

Should I take the win on my 690c weeklies at open? If so what should I turn them into? I also have AMD and TSLA puts

Hoping for another red day for $tsla. Bought some puts when it hit 413 yesterday!

Redditors wont want to hear this but AMZN has a huge capex-to-margin disconnect compared to the Bag 7 (excluding TSLA, which has boomer margins). Burry is eyeing OpenAI and MSFT but AMZN is likely more exposed

TSLA robotaxis 10x more likely to crash than human driven vehicles given Austin crash data (with safety monitor)

Honestly, TSLA is going to 800+ probably by end of this year. Too much money is invested in the Ponzi, 800 by end of this year and 1000 by end of this year for absolutely no reason but it will happen.

Are we bull tsla

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Someone come pick me up at TSLA $498

Daily reminder that ACHR is the second coming of TSLA

TSLA??

Not playing tomorrow. My 2026 move is simple, buy the dips on NVDA, TSLA, and GOOG. All three are market leaders with deep moats. Short-term noise is just an entry opportunity. Holding through year end.

What everyone says right before they go balls deep on 0DTE puts on TSLA and get Shrek dildoed into Oblivion.

META, NVDA, TSLA all gonna have 0dte options tomorrow. You know what that means, right? …

Am shorting TSLA until it hits 350 then buying and shorting again when it hits 390

I've been doing ketamine every single day for almost 2 months but TSLA won't go back to 500. not sure what else to do at this point

when tsla 420

Holding LEAPS puts on QQQ PLTR TSLA for 3 weeks and almost took the nice profit at 10 EST so I could actually focus on life but too greedy because I still think there’s so much downside upside. Sadge. See you tomorrow.

Betting against TSLA is the scariest shit imo. It’s the stock ticker with the most autism out there.

REEEE. at least TSLA stayed red. Not sure how dysfunctional robotaxis in their own home state isn’t worse news 😭

Dumbs drive TSLA in snow

where to deploy my cash pile *mwahahaha* time to move markets with spoofing fractional TSLA shares to make musk rage quit

Tsla 450 for no reason tomorrow. You heard it here first.

grok 4.2 came out today and it is ass. Functional optimus robots is not going to happen, how is TSLA not cratering into the mantle of the earth

Some people are saying there's talk that Blue Origin and TSLA are teaming up to have a network of FSD Robotaxis on the Moon by 2028

Please TSLA go positive, daddy could make quick 10k

Report: TSLA robotaxi more prone to accidents than humans *stock pumps*

MSFT sub $400 before TSLA, on a day musk is eating shit for a shit xAI model release, is too funny

I’m convinced that TSLA shills take out loans to buy these dips

TSLA taking a hot steaming shit today.

I bet it all. Sold 19 2/18 Wednesday TSLA PUTS STRIKE 375. COVERED. I AM RISKING 700,000 TO MAKE 4 HUNDRED DOLLARS

Convince me not to put my entire life savings on TSLA puts rn

Why is TSLA still above $20?

TSLA bulls with the unlimited cash supply

Algos pushing TSLA down a hole , politely.

Just let TSLA free fall you beta cuck bulls

I’m convinced that TSLA bulls have infinite money to lose the way they buy every knife

How the fuck is TSLA still above $400 is the real question

TSLA drilling for oil

Could of made an extra 10% on my TSLA puts but sold them earlier for 100%

TSLA is going back to $391 to then go back to $430

Puts on TSLA at the close everyday has gotta pay. It literally gets obliterated every morning like clock work

Bought TSLA puts on Friday, doubled down at open and these are printing

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