TSLA

TSLA new ATH

Lmao it’s a joke, you literally can’t buy TSLA options AH

In a correction TSLA is first thing to go down. This is just normal fluctuation unless it’s ai then you are cooked ig?

I was up $4.5k on Friday. Over traded going for the gold. Gave it back. I was up $2.7k today. Over traded going for the gold. Gave it back. Now -1.8k instead of +7k. I need to learn to take a win & sit on my hands. Hopefully I can asap. Need a win just to change my thought process. Thinking all in on TSLA 500 calls for maybe Jan 2.? Maybe even shorter dated. I want to short it terribly, that’s why I’m thinking calls.

Only this guy could lose a bullish TSLA bet.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 525.0 within **1 day** when it was 457.175 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 174 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

MM bots trying to sell you on TSLA puts to offset the huge number of calls they have been selling.

I am short QQQ but have officially given up shorting TSLA for now.  There will one day be profit to be made on the way down but for now I refuse to give away money to retards 

TSLA is such a scam lmfao

TSLA infinite money glitch. Should just buy calls

ALL IN TSLA?

TSLA shorts are looking at me seductively

Saw some dude who was short QQQ and long TSLA. Sounds dumb as hell, except for the fact that it is probably making that dude money and way better than any of my plays. Goes to show that it doesn't matter if you're stupid as fuck, if you are right, you make money.

Great day. Sold SPY calls from Friday at open and bought puts. Sold first set of puts at he drop. Then rebought longer SPY puts and got TSLA puts eod 🐻🇺🇸🐻

TSLA puts today were the obvious choice

What a great Monday up +$47k thanks TSLA !!

PLTR 200c Jan TSLA 520c Feb CIFR 20c Feb IREN 40c Feb

Just a reminder: someone paid 5M in premiums for 12/19 TSLA 500Cs.

TSLA you RAT

after so much shit talk, TSLA is the only one holding the market today

Puts on tsla

Ok, now time to buy TSLA puts. Waited till EOD 🐻🇺🇸🐻

TSLA is proof we live in an oligarchy

#TSLA is the only thing keeping SPY from collapsing right now LMAO🤌

The lower the market goes the higher TSLA goes

Is today the worstest day ever? Signs point to yes - theta gang and disgusting tsla bulls won.

I see the federal transportation budget has been entirely diverted into buying tsla calls. Tres cool.

TSLA staying this green on an otherwise shit day is making the contents of my stomach boil

More than half those 500c for TSLA calls were already sold off….

The market died and of course TSLA is green on news of declining sales. Again.

Down hundreds on TSLA puts, if you're gonna fk me, drill it in once and get it over with.

The good news is, I’m full port short.  The bad news is, I’m full port short TSLA 💀 

Tsla buyers really just believe any valuation Melon gives himself

I don't hate bol or ber, but I will always hate TSLA

#BRO WHAT IS TSLA DOING HELLO? 👺

MSTR to zero! Someone tell me TSLA is so high?

Who's shorting TSLA?

Who are these people that keep emptying their monthly income into TSLA?

TSLA and NVDA are going to create some generational bagholders when they *really* dump.

I bought NVDA at $208 and sold at $179. And I AVGO bought $405 and sold it at $345. I am waiting for NVDA to buy again at $220. By the way, just now I bought TSLA.

TSLA and PLTR are the luckiest grift meme stocks ever so far.

Ain’t no fucking way this market is pricing more growth into TSLA and pltr over the fucking mags, this is actually so ridiculous

Feels like just last month I was shorting TSLA to 220.. how the fuck is it back to almost $500? lol

TSLA puts 🥲

I knew I should've hedged the market with TSLA calls

WAIT I JUST REALIZED. TSLA Bagholders are not almost bag holders WOW

Sold half my TSLA, hope to buy back in lower

Is it illegal to jump in front of a robotaxi while holding TSLA puts?

Tsla you can drop anytime now

tsla 550 wen