TSLA

the TSLA reversal 🤣

If you want to trade TSLA you always need to inverse the direction you think it's going. You think the company is doing better => puts, you think everything is going to shit => calls. Basics when trading TSLA and 99% of people in this sub don't even know it!

TSLA, the epitome of Buy the rumor, Sell the news

Wanted a -5% for TSLA but ill take slightly red i guess

if TSLA closes below 450 I will buy a Tesla

Oh no! Poor TSLA...

Tsla delivery buy rumor sell news 🤷‍♂️

The tsla puts just needed some time and tlc to come alive

So the legends are true... $TSLA bad deliveries = STONK, excellent deliveries = TANK. Truly a (not) car company.

I need spy to rocket and TSLA to crash.  Is that too much to ask?

**TSLA:** Look guys we did it, we sold more cars finally **Market:** You're not supposed to be selling us cars, you're supposed to be selling dreams

$TSLA: And I oop!

How in the fuck can $TSLA have a forward p/e that's 100x higher than it's ttm and be pumping? My goodness, when it all falls apart, who will take the blame? That person or group of people better have an escape plan.

Ok now TSLA go to the fucking moon

Bought more TSLA at 454.5 and 455.

Don’t have TSLA puts it goes red, have CRCL puts it pumps fuck me

wtf TSLA

Who kicked TSLA in the dick? LMAO

LOL, well you did ask for TSLA to treated like a car company

Do my eyes deceive me? TSLA is red.

holy fuk going double down into TSLA shorts actually worked (for 15mins before it V's to 500)

why are we going down?!?!?!?! $QQQ to $900, $NVDA to $500, $TSLA to $2000 !!!!!111111111

Almost 20M volume on TSLA in 10 minutes. Lol. Somebody a lot richer than they they were yesterday.

tsla retesting previous highs im buying calls here

TSLA V please

Not mad at choosing NVDA and TSLA as my top 2 mag 7 investments 😁

I bought TSLA calls at open why is it dumping

Gov shutdown, maket pumps. TSLA earnings shit, market pumps. NVDA earnings beat expectations, market shits. There’s a pattern here and im not going to be the one who gets it

Thats a lot of profit taking on TSLA.

Why is TSLA dumping ffs

Wonder why TSLA is not pumping. Whales are dumping and idiots are buying you guess?

Fomoed into TSLA calls

Bought back TSLA around 465.5 and 466; let the SQUEEJ begin.

It would be awesome if TSLA could go up $20 today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Ok... europeans not buying, chinese not buying, half mil americans took advantage of the credits this qtr, so what exactly is the market pricing in for $TSLA's next qtr?

do yall think it's a good idea to have my entire portfolio be TSLA shorts and OPEN longs

STFU $TSLA IS BID 471. I AM PISSED FOR BEING TOO* SAFE. I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH MORE MONEY SELLING PUTS. I AM A COWARD COUNTING PENNIES.

$500 tsla eow spy 680 eow calls today and Friday

If TSLA has a 10% day my calls will print 5k% 

Tsla calls at open?

TSLA calls at open?

Ideally, TSLA🔋, GOOGL🅰️ℹ️, & AMZN☁️ all have 1-5% days

I said I wasn’t going to chase TSLA, but I inversed myself & bought calls right before close.

Tesla, $TSLA, Q3 deliveries 497,099, estimated: 439,612

And we had people on here legitimately calling for sub-100 TSLA just months ago. smh

**!banbet TSLA $500 end of day 3d** 

TSLA all time high is happening

Bruh TSLA just has no stop to this regard strength

Ok, nice beat on deliveries $TSLA, but you are not gonna sell shit in Q4

doubling down on TSLA shorts because I hate money