TSLA

Imagine SPY is down 0.7% and everything is red, but you bought puts on TSLA, which is green. Now imagine that. You did this two days in a row.

Tsla puts

# CUT YOUR MASSIVE SPY AND QQQ LOSSES AND MAKE IT ALL BACK IN TSLA $500 CALLS BY END OF DAY # GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE +2% LAST 30 MINUTE CLOSES

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TSLA to 250 should be heartwarming

I still don’t believe TSLA

TSLA can remain irrational longer than I can remain solvent :(

i would rather miss out on TSLA gains than to lose money on this overvalued turd i can not believe anyone is buying options with premiums that high leveraged shares are the only way to go which is why TSLL is always on after hours charts for high volume

TSLA up SPY down just like everyone predicted

When will TSLA come back to 250 it's home

All along, TSLA was misunderstood. It is a risk hedge, not a risk asset.

Healthcare down and TSLA up, very clear sign of incoming big bear market right? Lmao

Imagine when SPY goes green. TSLA $500 coming

Glad I sold those tsla puts an hour ago.

How regarded is it to buy some TSLA puts right now, this shit keeps going up everyday man

TSLA continuing to go up despite bad news every week is sure evidence that this market is fake and rigged..

When TSLA was at $440 calls were a bad idea. Some knuckle head out there made a fortune on an objectively bad investment. Meme trading at its finest lol

!banbet TSLA -4% 8d

!banbet TSLA 400 7d

Have I ever made money on tsla puts? No.

TSLA puts holders in shambles

#TSLA HOOD & 🌽 ARE CARRYING THE BOATS.

TSLA trying to break out of $480 again, it could be over for ber if it succeeds

# ALL EYES ON TESLA, BEST PERFORMING STOCK OF THE LAST MONTH # EVERYONE TOLD YOU TSLA 480 CALLS WERE GOING +100% FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY

TSLA holding the market again. Is this your God!?!?

$TSLA bulls might be the single dumbest positive-return investors on the planet.

# TSLA STORE OF VALUE FLIGHT TO SAFETY # TSLA $520 WHILE SPY HITS $650

Come on tsla, ath today.

In a few weeks I will be making a post for the regards buying TSLA here at $476 to show themselves

TSLA and CVNA safe harbor stocks still lol

# TSLA ACCUMULATION COMPLETE # $480 WITHIN 10 MINUTES

Is tsla fucked

Generational TSLA top

# IF YOU GOT EVAPORATED ON SPY AND QQQ CALLS MAKE IT ALL BACK WITH TSLA CALLS NOW

TSLA was down nearly 50% earlier this year. Bers have been absolutely vaporized since then

Short TSLA at $480 sell in the next 1hr repeat

# TSLA $500 TRAIN LEAVING THE STATION

Might close all US positions until reality bites tsla

TSLA just refuses to stay red holy fucking christ, it's disgusting

cant believe "when in doubt, buy TSLA calls" still works after all those months

Oracle will be based on TSLA logic in 2026. Losing money at a generational rate? Stock goes up.

# HERE WE GO # ROUND 2 OF TSLA 480 CALLS +100%

Imagine losing all your money risky volatile ETFs like SPY and QQQ calls instead of sleeping safe and sound with low risk conservative TSLA calls

New article out today that says TSLA may post a loss in Q4, which would put it's PE at around 800. Therefore TSLA is green in a very red market.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 23-Dec-2025 07:22 AM -05

TSLA dumping!??? Thought that was impossible

Just DIE TSLA!!! Die

TSLA bers calling FSD immature. Cmon guys this tech was present in 2016. Those crashes that you hear about ? Fake news.

# MASSIVE BULL FLAG ON TSLA # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE THE BREAKOUT

The no driver on TSLA taxi is huge news, how are you supposed to jack it with a guy sitting up front