TSLA

If you aren't buying 3-8 week TSLS or TSLZ calls, not a lot because it's a retard stock, but enough to try to catch the epic fall of TSLA you are a full blown retard. Even if you're buying calls or shares you should be.

Hey tsla bols whats the moon like this time of year?

Is every single person here short on TSLA, no wonder it keeps pumping

History would tell you this is the time to get TSLA puts (if history was written by someone on WSB)

!banbet TSLA $470 3d

Genuinely why is the market rotating out of tech but happily buying TSLA

People buying TSLA just wire your money to Elon and get over with it

All the Bears lining up on TSLA being Fuel for the Pump.

Bought some 500 Calls on TSLA so MM’s can now dump

I have purchased a single call of TSLA for science. Retesting my theory that it always will drop when I’m long.

Being a TSLA bull is so fun because you literally always get the last laugh (I’ve been holding for 10 years)

Tsla puts fucking my whole day up

TSLA to 600 it seems strongest stock in the market

If short selling was disabled for 10 days TSLA would drop bellow 100$. That shit is fueled purely by short liquidation lol

Trash often leads before big bullish rallies. Believe it or not, TSLA is a good sign.

Rotation from everything into TSLA

Why is TSLA popping off?

What on earth is this TSLA melt up lol

Elons Musk full porting into TSLA.

SEC doesnt exist anymore or why the fuck arnt they investigating this robbery (TSLA..)

I wish upon a star that I never traded TSLA stock in my whole entire life

# TSLA ripping while everything else gets rekt is just peak retardation

What the hell is the bull case for TSLA Mass psychosis?

No joke went to see how much TSLA is up and Ofcourse this is the article I see right below it on hood Tesla’s 29 Austin Robotaxis have crashed 8 times since June, as data suggests they perform much worse than human drivers

I can't wait for someone to actually investigate TSLA someday and find an *astounding* amount of financial crime

Tsla is exactly what is wrong with this market

TSLA is the one stock you do not short. I don’t care if it’s valued more than the entire solar system, you don’t buy puts on that shit.

TSLA bers lmfao

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tsla just refuses to go red huh... Once this bubble pops, it has to be studied...

#WE ARE HIGHLY REGARDED FOR BUYING TSLA PUTS

Fuck tsla

I'd rather bers win over tsla bols TBH

Tsla is worth 1.5T This is actually disgusting

DAMN i should prolly buy tsla shares

TSLA ultimate meme stock keeps rising on speculation and delivering nothing

Market down? TSLA up 1% Market up? TSLA up 4%

Congratulations to TSLA stocks bought exactly one year ago: they are now at breakeven!

$TSLA up on news their cars crash 10x as often as human drivers? Interesting.

I just want tsla to be red . Like every day

All the deep value like PLTR, CVNA, TSLA green

When they are done trimming GOOG & AAPL. TSLA & NVDA have been keeping it balanced, that’s why you haven’t seen MAG 7 drop, this isn’t really a red day.

When are they gonna funnel the money back out of tsla and back into spy?

TSLA 500, SPY 670 EOW .. I didn’t write the rules

maRKEtS cAn STAy IRRAtiOnal L0nGer mfs but no calls on TSLA in the 6 years you've been whinging about rigged markets? All foresight, no foreskin-in-the-game, smh.

My portfolio has been flat for the past 3 months, but TSLA is green while everything else burns 🥴

Seen it once seen it a thousand times Massive end of day rally on SPY and QQQ with TSLA leading the way to 485 +2% day after a +4% day Almost too easy at this point

#It's 2050. About 70% of SPY is TSLA. LMAO🤌

Classic TSLA fraud green on a red day

Hey- if you're holding tsla because you genuinely think it's s good bet (and not for the variance), I legitimately hope you get financially nuked.