TSLA

Elon Chud. Gen Zs are memeing TSLA it is joever.

Elon's last $1B TSLA buy was at an average of around $385. Can't wait for that to be in the red.

TSLA priced as though they’ve solved driverless and every 1st world household has two domestic robots purchased at MSRP and their top tier subscription plan.

TSLA is now below that trend line from June 2025 if this keeps up hope it breaks $400 in the next few days!!

TSLA was the most retarded buy of my life. Hold into earnings or cut losses

Genuinely curious, who is actually buying TSLA in this market, I like scalping calls and puts on TSLA, but I would never hold this stock. 1. Every dealership and secondhand market is filled with TSLAs nobody wants to buy them. 2. FSD and Robotaxi can't scale. * The shitbox can't drive in the rain, wet cameras = non-functional FSD. * One accident away from being pulled off the roads / banned in school areas and shelved indefinitely. * BTW TSLA loses money on every single Robotaxi ride that has been completed thus far. 3. Robot sex dolls have 0 use case. 4. When democrats win, Elon will be sent to jail 5. Elon has too many toys to play with, xAI, SpaceX, politics, his fragile ego. In the world of overvalued tech stocks, picking TSLA is like rummaging through an oyster bin and choosing the moldiest, foulest-looking oyster then acting shocked when it tastes like ass.

Surprised TSLA isn’t up with the chip news tbh. Delay reaction until tmw maybe

I bought some ATM TSLA calls. I believe this should start the TSLA dump. Elon we going down together on this one.

Can tsla just fuck off enough of this fucking 400 bullshit shadowrealm that loser 

TSLA 420.69 is not a meme

TSLA no love anymore

!banbet $TSLA +2% 1D

My only joy in this red day is that TSLA and its cult is also red

The actual bull case for TSLA is "TSLA isn't a car company its price is based on all the made up shit Elon says".

I can't tell you how many short positions I've gotten fucked on on TSLA and CVNA. I keep telling myself, this is going to be the week. I can feel it. xD I'll keep throwing a lottery ticket at them every now and then.

It's like betting against PLTR or TSLA or CVNA. Impossible

This pissed off because your precious TSLA is down 2.5%?

I read an article yesterday from some big bank saying they put FA for tsla on the back burner.... like aren't you guys fiduciaries dont you have to care about that shit. To me that was top indicator if I have ever seen one 

the best to "bring back to reality" for DT is to start dumping TSLA from their pensions, retirement holdings, and other places.

Remember when melon had a black eye and was kocked outta the WH? That was a glorious day for TSLA puts.

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!Banbet TSLA -4% 1d

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Amazing how tsla is actually red when theres bad news

I promise I'll buy some TSLA when it dips to $80

my TSLA shorts rarely felt this good. Crash all of USA, start the recession, shoot the EU-Trade Bazooka, put Orange Napoleon back to his place. get wrecked, ya all forever-bulls. How tf do you think this can go upwards forever?

This seems like the day where only the most retarded stocks go green. MSTR, TSLA and such

I'm sorry TSLA but I have a new victim to say die to... #Die USD Die

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You already have a bet going - TSLA to 426.23712 before 24-Jan-2026 11:04 AM -05

I am perfectly situated to make 50k tomorrow if things come up Milhouse. Spy and iwm and TSLA and MSTR down. Gold silver miners up. Defense stocks up.  Perfect storm. Instead, I am positive I will somehow lose 6k. Fuck all this.

Daddy’s got calls ready to buy right at open. Mm come and get me bitches. Nvda, intc and TSLA

I’m about ready to pull the trigger on $1 million worth of TSLA shares this week. Am I doing this right? Good idea?

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I badgered Gemini for 30 minutes and came up with this to make 10k in CSP premiums between now and March 20th: TSLA 1 425p PLTR 1 165p HOOD 1 105p RKLB 1 90p AFRM 1 70p PATH 17 13p CLSK 19 12p So that's how I'm planning on bag holding all that shit come end of March

Tsla only down 1%. Just a regular day

I'm all in on tsla 2x stock. if it goes to $900 by EOY, I will have made around 60k or if it does down to $225, I will be down 30k and left with 10k. Sounds like a good trade?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 21-Jan-2026 01:08 PM -05

Outside of TSLA all those stocks are beaten down, I think if they meet expectations they will be fine. I don’t see NFLX drilling

I think we drill on NFLX, TSLA, MSFT, and META earnings, and then pump on GOOGL/AMZN and then theta until NVDA after which we pump and bull market resumes

Kathy sold TSLA shares and some decided it’s a good time to go puts…It always moons when she sells

Need TSLA to do the random 12% gap up tmw for no reason

Knowing my luck, everything will tank tomorrow and TSLA will moon!

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05

All I'm asking for is the next TSLA, PLTR, HOOD etc

how low will TSLA share price fall this year?

You’ll lose your money but I guess that’s a thing you can do. CVNA and TSLA have regard strength